Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[formerfatcow]

Poor AL, she's not feeling well. It's so bizarre that she's managed to get sick. After all, she's the spitting image of health.

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[plentyofsnakes]

@plentyofsnakes Not prolapse - soz, wasn't clear.

We were just thinking of different, accurate things. Pelvic organ prolapse is less common than incontinence, but obesity is a huge risk factor for it. Kind of makes you feel extra bad for the couch, doesn't it?

 

[JunkTrunk]

In this old video Al, 25 years old, points and gasps at "The Fault in Our Stars" and "New Moon" - books designed for young teens, and calls them "AHMAZING". She thinks she is so cultured/intelligent/well read for having read books literally made for 14 year old girls.

1:01

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Speaking of incontinence, AL has mentioned that she wet the bed until the age of 12.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

The real frustrating thing about her being so smug about it is her writing level isn't even at bargain bin YA book level, so how can she read all this shit and not even take anything away from it?

The way she reads the dust covers just kills me, she clearly doesn't understand how a comma works. Her wonderful erotica reiterated that as well!

 

[angelicbitch]

If you really look, she wears the same things over and over, and they're all at bursting point. .

Correct. If you look at her instagram, you can see that Amberlynn wears the same thing all the time. Black pants, some kind of tank top, and her black or white holey cardigan for the summer, or a knitted cardigan for the winter. She literally has no variety in her clothing because she's so big, yet claims to loveeee fashion and be so knowledgeable in it.

Here are just a few examples of Amber's OMG SO GREAT FASHION STYLE

These are some of her holey cardigan pics:

 

[soryu]

Was skipping through a recommended video and came across this, the tag's she uses on YouNow is ridiculous

it honestly frustrates me how you can tell when someone's adding tags to their posts to try to gain followers and virtual fame

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

I've been reading through the latest chapters of her crap-tastic fanfic, and this bitch has hit a new low in my eyes.

She refers to the "Lana" character as "completely handicapped" after she lost one of her legs because of a car accident. Plenty of people who suffer the loss of a limb are still able to function and take care of themselves while living productive lives.

Fuck you Amber, I am 100% certain that you being 500lbs makes you far more handicapped than someone who has suffered the loss a limb. Ignorant cunt.

P.S your fanfic is complete shit!

 

[Ambaby]

Does the FB group/discord have any more info on ALs new living arrangement than we do? It seems obvious one of the queens kicked her out of the castle to H and Rs and that Becky is lying about moving away (sister not knowing, etc), but is there any inside info to confirm this?

Rafe, this is your chan

At least part of that is resolved. She's not got any friends.

You're bang on, tho. If you really look, she wears the same things over and over, and they're all at bursting point. And now she has room-mates she's even more limited - it's been speculated before that she films top half only because it's so difficult to dress (and likely why she always has that gnarly comforter thing. Who takes one of those to a hotel?) But, revoltingly - sorry - there's likely another reason why she didn't dress the lower half at that size. Let's just say our pelvic floor is not designed to carry that much strain...

Sod Destiny's/Rafe's/anyone else's side of events. The story we need to hear is the one the red sofa has to tell!

Edited for completely irrational gripe:- the bows stage was the absolute worst. But - and I know this is complete bitchery - is anyone else driven demented by her hair? It really bugs me. Why on earth doesn't she at least get the split ends trimmed? Four foot long, stringy, split hairs must get into everything. Shudder.

Honestly, her hair is as revolting to me as her morbid obesity. I'm from a midwestern mostly Christian town, and I have seen a lot of people over the years with very long hair, but it looked maintained, and healthy. Hers is more of an outward extension of her self-hatred, laziness, and is further proof of how far away she is from being able to be a normal, functional 26 year old person and complete lack of self awareness~I can't get to a salon, because I can't drive. When asked on YN if I want to cut my hair, I waffle between "I don't really know, like" and "no! I like long hair, it's past my [shelf] butt." She's 26 but tries to act and live like she's a 16 year old petite fashionista, but when it comes to her hair, she somehow does not realize how much she comes across as such a

 

[smallmilk]

Her ear tho...

 

[blondegore]

Not many age appropriate or cute clothing when you're that size at that age. Torrid only goes up to MAYBE 30? The drab clothes would be enough of a wake up call for me, but I digress.

 

[Bitchboy95]

Jesus, this thread. Lol at those here who actually admit that you let this cow "trigger " you. Also, the only thing Aunt Tammy has proven, is that she's just as equally a manipulative, instigating, attention whore, as her niece.

 

[Here For The Tea]

Weren't they just trying to convince us that they "moved"?

Perhaps they're just "hanging out" at their friends' daily now.

(Screenshot from the vid she filmed at Becky's place months ago, and pic from today's Snapchat ) Oh, they were also there yesterday, so...

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Eric and Ricky seem to be meticulously clean and organized. AL is gonna be on her toes maintaining. Can't wait for the drama...

 

[JunkTrunk]

Jesus, this thread. Lol at those here who actually admit that you let this cow "trigger " you. Also, the only thing Aunt Tammy has proven, is that she's just as equally a manipulative, instigating, attention whore, as her niece.

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. To spend day in and day out on a forum providing tea to strangers online about her niece absolutely baffles me. The apple does not fall far from the tree.
Amber sucks and she's 26 years old so there is no excuse for her to stay that way but lord her entire family seems to be insane.

 

[butterball]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. To spend day in and day out on a forum providing tea to strangers online about her niece absolutely baffles me. The apple does not fall far from the tree.
Amber sucks and she's 26 years old so there is no excuse for her to stay that way but lord her entire family seems to be insane.

eh, amber is fucking awful and deserves to be knocked down a peg, I mean shit she lied about being raped and some people STILL defended her. Any and all receipts that prove just what kind of person she is are welcome in my book, regardless of who they come from

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Aunt Tammie brings the tea and that's what I'm here for, so I aint gonna complain if she wants to spill it...

 

[Xenomorph]

Eric and Ricky seem to be meticulously clean and organized. AL is gonna be on her toes maintaining. Can't wait for the drama...

Al wont do shit. That mask has already slipped off as soon as her moving boxes hit the floor over there. She's gonna be a fat slob, they will tolerate it for a bit maybe telling Becky here and there about Amber not doing her share of the chores and cooking and rent and eventually one day AL will go too far in her laziness and they will have words with her directly. At that point she will start dressing up and wearing more makeup looking to lure her next exceptional victim. They wont last through the holidays and that's being generous.

 

[Giraff3]

Aunt Tammie brings the tea and that's what I'm here for, so I aint gonna complain if she wants to spill it...

We all know by now that AL is a butterball full of lies. Repeating that over and over and over isn't tea. Neither is subtly defending her sister or any of the other repeated posts between here, Younow, Youtube comments, etc.
Shush until something new comes along. We'll be here.

It seems like the entire bunch is a key part of why AL is AL. There are no excuses for her disgusting behavior, but she really struck out biologically.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Jesus, this thread. Lol at those here who actually admit that you let this cow "trigger " you. Also, the only thing Aunt Tammy has proven, is that she's just as equally a manipulative, instigating, attention whore, as her niece.

Very much. A lot of people are forgetting one of the basic tenets of Kiwi Farms, even though it's up there at the top of every single page in this thread.

Don't get angry over lolcows.