Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

Are those dicks on the underpants?

Those are indeed dicks.

 

[TwinkleTwinkle]

Yep, Eric hasn't kicked her out.... yet.

A classic Amber video - Bow Collection, Destiny - era

 

[FupaQueen]

I remember when I was into wearing bows. When I was 13. And in middle school.

Also: How on earth does she have enough bows to fill an 8 minute video? Why did she think buying that many bows was necessary? I mean, sure, I think everyone has a tiny collection of something--but bows? And scarves? and perfume? Why must she buy 100 of something she'll like for 5 minutes?

 

[Knife in a Spoon Drawer]

A classic Amber video - Bow Collection, Destiny - era

My god it's cringe and it's middle school for sure
But my god at least when she had a real-ish job she half heartedly tried to produce content of SOME kind besides follow-me-around-walmart and dennys. Destiny era Amber was so much more interesting.

 

[Chris Evans]

Why must she buy 100 of something she'll like for 5 minutes?

This is what poor people do. Money is a commodity that you gotta spend on shit you like or want before you lose it on another bill. She's chosen shit like perfumes and jewelry to ~invest her YouTubey monies in.

It's an irreversible waste of cash (as proven by her attempt to resell her scarves to recoup some of her $$$), but it's not like AL is known for making the most sound decisions.

 

[Xenomorph]

A classic Amber video - Bow Collection, Destiny - era

Fucking fat ass head with that tiny bun with a big ole bow slapped on top..SLAY GORL.

 

[TwinkleTwinkle]

Was skipping through a recommended video and came across this, the tag's she uses on YouNow is ridiculous

 

[formerfatcow]

I was going back to look through AL's Instagram and I noticed an unexpected commenter.

 

[Clown Baby]

Was skipping through a recommended video and came across this, the tag's she uses on YouNow is ridiculous

#alternative #art #singing

Wtf are you smoking AL, you are as basic as fucking life cereal.. alternative? Singing, does she mean screeching? Such a distorted view of herself.

Speaking of distortions, just a friendly reminder: ALR doesn't know how mirrors work.

 

[princewilliamshairline]

I remember when I was into wearing bows. When I was 13. And in middle school.

Also: How on earth does she have enough bows to fill an 8 minute video? Why did she think buying that many bows was necessary? I mean, sure, I think everyone has a tiny collection of something--but bows? And scarves? and perfume? Why must she buy 100 of something she'll like for 5 minutes?

She's an accessories hoarder. I think it's her way of trying to draw people's attention away from the fact that she has a limited wardrobe. She can't shop at 90% of stores because they dont carry her size, which reduces her to accessories land. Imagine being that big and going shopping with friends that are way smaller. She probably feels so included and smug when she walks out of Victoria Secret with a tiny bag of body sprays.

 

[Broken Pussy]

She's an accessories hoarder. I think it's her way of trying to draw people's attention away from the fact that she has a limited wardrobe. She can't shop at 90% of stores because they dont carry her size, which reduces her to accessories land. Imagine being that big and going shopping with friends that are way smaller. She probably feels so included and smug when she walks out of Victoria Secret with a tiny bag of body sprays.

Fat people love accessories. I had a friend of not insubstantial size who wore cat ears and tiny hats and shit. To work. Every day.

 

[formerfatcow]

Fat people love accessories. I had a friend of not insubstantial size who wore cat ears and tiny hats and shit. To work. Every day.

It's because that's the only way they can find to express themselves with what they wear. Nearly everything made for people AL's size, unless it's ridiculously expensive, is bland and plain. They can't dress like they want to because the clothes just don't exist for people their size, but hair accessories and earrings are one size fits all.

 

[antifan]

It's because that's the only way they can find to express themselves with what they wear. Nearly everything made for people AL's size, unless it's ridiculously expensive, is bland and plain. They can't dress like they want to because the clothes just don't exist for people their size, but hair accessories and earrings are one size fits all.

I never thought of it that way but it makes a lot of sense. I've always been amazed at the amount of ugly junk jewelry and hair accessories she owns.

 

[Dr.Research]

I never thought of it that way but it makes a lot of sense. I've always been amazed at the amount of ugly junk jewelry and hair accessories she owns.

It's especially laughable since she knows so little about how to use accessories. It would be one thing if she was actually really into her hair and knew how to style it, but no. Baby bows on messy ballerina buns.
Same thing with her jewelry. You can certainly pick up some decent casual pieces at Kohl's or H&M or even Walmart, but anyone really interested in using accent pieces would invest in better quality and design.

Can't wait for AL to start collecting rolling paper or holding weed pipes as accessories.

 

[KicDaKitty]

Fucking fat ass head with that tiny bun with a big ole bow slapped on top..SLAY GORL.

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I think I found my Halloween outfit. The legs are surprisingly close to looking exactly like Ambers.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Imagine being that big and going shopping with friends that are way smaller.

At least part of that is resolved. She's not got any friends.

You're bang on, tho. If you really look, she wears the same things over and over, and they're all at bursting point. And now she has room-mates she's even more limited - it's been speculated before that she films top half only because it's so difficult to dress (and likely why she always has that gnarly comforter thing. Who takes one of those to a hotel?) But, revoltingly - sorry - there's likely another reason why she didn't dress the lower half at that size. Let's just say our pelvic floor is not designed to carry that much strain...

Sod Destiny's/Rafe's/anyone else's side of events. The story we need to hear is the one the red sofa has to tell!

Edited for completely irrational gripe:- the bows stage was the absolute worst. But - and I know this is complete bitchery - is anyone else driven demented by her hair? It really bugs me. Why on earth doesn't she at least get the split ends trimmed? Four foot long, stringy, split hairs must get into everything. Shudder.

 

[plentyofsnakes]

But, revoltingly - sorry - there's likely another reason why she didn't dress the lower half at that size. Let's just say our pelvic floor is not designed to carry that much strain...

Edited for completely irrational gripe:- the bows stage was the absolute worst. But - and I know this is complete bitchery - is anyone else driven demented by her hair? It really bugs me. Why on earth doesn't she at least get the split ends trimmed? Four foot long, stringy, split hairs must get into everything. Shudder.

I had no idea that prolapse was a big thing in obese women. HAES, right? Your "tiny" vag can't stay inside your body fully but at least you don't use a cart in walmart, gurl.

I can't imagine there's a beautician's chair that would fit her. She'd have to have someone come to the house, and her amazing youtube salary can't pay for anything that isn't supercuts I'm sure.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

@plentyofsnakes Not prolapse - soz, wasn't clear. Stress incontinence though is definitely a thing at that size. Any sneeze, cough, cackle and.....you can guess the rest. Women often get it in the late stages of pregnancy because of the baby sitting on the bladder, and Big Al's had the equivalent of a footie team for a lot longer than a few months.

Sorry to anyone eating their dinner. I'll go sit on the Naughty Chair and Think About My Behaviour.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Let's just say our pelvic floor is not designed to carry that much strain...

Being as morbidly obese as she is can cause both urinary and anal incontinence. The red couch must have some tales to tell. And the bed, too.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Being as morbidly obese as she is can cause both urinary and anal incontinence. The red couch must have some tales to tell. And the bed, too.

Actually, I did wonder about that aspect. I know the pelvic floor is definitely a thing, and at much, much lower weights than Queen of the Lard. But every now and then on 600lb life double-incontinence comes up, although usually in those who are bed-bound. I know it's grim, but I've often wondered if it were purely down to the obesity or part of their body breaking down - thanks for enlightening me (I think?). The incredible thing is that AL doesn't seem to have any recognition that she is only one burger away...