Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[LetsBReal_Yall]

That shirt though!!!

 

[PotatoFace]

I really hope she dumps her. Becky might look like a thumb with questionable taste in partners but as far as I can tell, she's not all bad. She has a job, drives, and seems to have a level of maturity that's in line with her age. It would be tragic to see her get trapped in the tornado that is Amber. I hope she makes it out before it's too late.

I would argue that her maturity is lacking, if you take into consideration that Facebook exchange about her ex's underwear; her intention to try and sue a business because she tripped in their parking lot; her habit of cutting out old friends (Rafe/Hannah) when she gets into a new relationship; her being BFFs with drama llamas like Rafe and Eric; and lastly, her decision to date someone as shitty as Amber, when she had actually watched videos of how shitty Amber is! before they ever talked! and still she thought, "Oh man, this is a cow I'd like to take home." And not even that, she let Amber U-Haul herself into the same house!

It boggles the mind.

 

[Assgardian]

I'm reading some of the "poetry" on Amber's WattPad, and I have come across many gems. Aside from the classic "monster truck in the night life", I have found other such beauties as:

"The thoughts slip in my mind like maggots on a train"

"Can this hypocritical punch of life be won?"

"infinity more than less"

and my personal favorite:

"classy temperatures erode the storm"

There ar meant more to be found, but these inspire a particular cringey delight.



It's great to watch try and manipulate Becks, who is clearly a totally different beast than her previous partners. I wonder what will happen first - will AL break Becky with her whining/figure out how the manipulate her, or will Becky get so annoyed with AL and freaked out about her life being more public that she dumps her?

Her poetry sounds like English, translated into another language and then poorly translated back into English. Like I would not be surprised to see some Asian dude wearing an "infinity more than less" shirt walking down the street.

 

[LetsBReal_Yall]

 

[Tiny Clanger]

The truth
Scales
Mirrors
When people don't take the animals she refuses to keep
Jobs
Grammar
Having a bit of tact
Sriracha drought
Walmart closing
Target closing
Chokers going out of style
Losing her one bra
Losing her one pair of pants
Not having enough sped lesbos to date
A state ID
Driving
Walking
Walking Twinkie
Cleaning litter boxes
Cleaning
Showering
Combing her hair
Being held up to a standard of living
Responsibility
Reality
Not getting her welfare check
The truth
The Truth
THE TRUTH

Kiwi Farms >:-)

 

[iamalolcow]

hey yall. new to the farm. hope you like my profile picture. just rewatching some throwback AL vids. What an icon. A true fitness guru. Queen of moderation. Long live the queen.

 

[VJ 343]

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I feel like Becky would have a lot of potential to be attractive if she lost the extra weight - her eyes and lips are very all American attractive.

The extra weight really distorts her proportions in an extremely unfortunate way because she's supposed to be petite.

 

[SisterChristian]

I feel like Becky would have a lot of potential to be attractive if she lost the extra weight - her eyes and lips are very all American attractive.

The extra weight really distorts her proportions in an extremely unfortunate way because she's supposed to be petite.

Amber makes people fatter by association.

 

[Uhaul_Lesbian22]

hey yall. new to the farm. hope you like my profile picture. just rewatching some throwback AL vids. What an icon. A true fitness guru. Queen of moderation. Long live the queen.

That profile pic is gorgeous

 

[ChardonnayJ]

Hey guys, I am a big time reader of this thread and decided to finally take my dick out and make myself a profile. I have been trying to convince my friends of the pure magic that is Amberlynn Reid, but I need some suggestions for some of her videos that are telling of the kind of incredible cringe & captivation she produces 1 to 2 times a week.

Can you guys suggest some gems/ some of your favorites that aren't necessarily her most popular posts? Give me gross Big D PDA, absurd pronunciations/ catchphrases, entirely incorrect nutritional advice, blatant lying to herself & the audience, etc.

Let me know if any stand out videos come to your mind, thanks.

 

[TwinkleTwinkle]

Hey guys, I am a big time reader of this thread and decided to finally take my dick out and make myself a profile. I have been trying to convince my friends of the pure magic that is Amberlynn Reid, but I need some suggestions for some of her videos that are telling of the kind of incredible cringe & captivation she produces 1 to 2 times a week.

Can you guys suggest some gems/ some of your favorites that aren't necessarily her most popular posts? Give me gross Big D PDA, absurd pronunciations/ catchphrases, entirely incorrect nutritional advice, blatant lying to herself & the audience, etc.

Let me know if any stand out videos come to your mind, thanks.

Welcome! My suggestion would have to be Speaking Out - it features one of her shitty poems about how she used the wrong word

 

[Chris Evans]

Can you guys suggest some gems/ some of your favorites that aren't necessarily her most popular posts? Give me gross Big D PDA, absurd pronunciations/ catchphrases, entirely incorrect nutritional advice, blatant lying to herself & the audience, etc.

Let me know if any stand out videos come to your mind, thanks.

The ~classiques:

WHAT A 500 POUND GIRL EATS IN A DAY
AM I CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE OF MYSELF?
COURTHOUSE MARRIAGE
FURNITURE SHOPPING! (not to be confused with FURNITURE SHOPPING!!!)
HEY LADY!!

The Destiny era truly was the golden age of AL.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Its too late she let that elephant in the door and nobody comes out clean on the other side when dealing with Al.

She's like a vampire. Once you invite them in, you're fucked.

View attachment 274503 That shirt though!!!

Doesn't she claim to have that trendy phobia of holes? Interesting shirt choice, if so.

Her poetry sounds like English, translated into another language and then poorly translated back into English. Like I would not be surprised to see some Asian dude wearing an "infinity more than less" shirt walking down the street.

If she had any motivation, she could capitalize on this.

 

[BigALandGrannySweaters]

I feel like every day a new piece of information related to Rafe comes out and I dislike her even more. It's their 2 year anniversary and, not only are they failing to spend any meaningful time together as a couple, but Rafe is spending the evening doing something Hannah has repeatedly stated she doesn't like. I get that not everyone celebrates anniversaries, but at least be nice enough to your partner to not intentionally push their buttons.

And not only that how about not have Hamber there and actually SPEND TIME WITH YOUR WIFE!??

 

[666EVE666]

Part 1 of last nights stream is up, Part 2 should be up this evening:

 

[ragonastick]

So Amber would never forgive Tammy for posting about her... but she managed to forgive Rafe for the shit she said? Ok Amber.

 

[Bunny]

So Amber would never forgive Tammy for posting about her... but she managed to forgive Rafe for the shit she said? Ok Amber.

tbh she can get more things out of Rafe than she can get out of Aunt Tammy. Amber logic = if I can use you, you're important to me therefore forgivable.

 

[SpokesBottom]

So Amber would never forgive Tammy for posting about her... but she managed to forgive Rafe for the shit she said? Ok Amber.

What's funny about that is that in the recent video where she addresses all the "rumors" she says it "took her a long time to forgive Rafe"

Even though the whole drama lasted less than a few weeks. It started around the beginning of July and by the end of August they're were all over each other again.

 

[teawea]

She is probably uploading a new video today

 

[HerpDerp]

What's funny about that is that in the recent video where she addresses all the "rumors" she says it "took her a long time to forgive Rafe"

Even though the whole drama lasted less than a few weeks. It started around the beginning of July and by the end of August they're were all over each other again.

She also said she and Becky were taking it slow and within 4 months she had uhauled on over to cohabitate and threw away two of her "children".