Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 552 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,626 74.5%

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Oh my god. These three pics show how dire things are for Amber. We've discussed how it is that Amber perhaps has lymphedema. These pics confirm it. I don't know if I have ever seen calf overhang that droops to the ankles that was not linked to lymphedema or lipedema. If Amber's lymphedema is caused from her obesity she may think losing weight will make it go away. If so, she's in for a very sad awakening. She could lose 350 pounds and her legs would still be nightmare fuel - this is likely the healthiest she will ever be in her life. She's destroyed her circulatory system being so obese and immobile.

The thing is I not only think Amber is very aware that she's destroyed her body beyond repair at this point, but that that's part of the problem.

Quite a while ago, I remember watching her break down on YouNow and saying about how it's too late and she would give anything to turn back time and it was one of the few moments in which I felt she was truly honest. Even if she were to lose weight, she'd still have a lot of issues. She's never going to have the body of Miley Cyrus and I think because of that, she's kind of adopted an attitude of: "The damage is done, I'm never going to look how I want, what's the point?"

What she needs to understand is starting now is still better than never starting at all. She can't reverse some of the damage she's done, but she can prevent it from getting worse.

Opinions on Amber aside, it's fucking sad to watch this happen, especially to someone in their mid-twenties. Like damn.
 
If I'm remembering right, Boogie intended on weight loss surgery before him doing it successfully. She needs the mindset, too.
Nah. Boogie is failing his aftercare and had Mickey D's.

Possibly Becky is lying about Amber not snoring. Iirc there is a blog in which Amber say she snores and asked if that will bother Destiny. I believe Destiny said it wouldn't.

Becky lies, too. Remember when Amber asked her if she smelled, and Becky said no? Amber doesn't shower for days, sleeps in the same clothes and lived in a place that smelled of cat and dog waste...
 
I have wondered how she was helped up after falling in the mud when she went to meet Destiny's family. Then she fell in the tub and supposedly it took D forever to get her up. D should have called 911 to get the fire department to get her out of that tub. She worked in a care center and should have known the risks of trying to get a person that size up off the floor or whatever. Even if Amber protested. (No clothes situation).
On to Becks. Amber has already brought up marriage. If Becks is still in the mindset she's gonna save Amber from all us meanies and propose(that September 30 trip to the Moonbow has me wondering), Amber could get on Becks insurance(although I'm sure it will up the cost a lot). Then Becks will be on the hook for the excessive amount of care Amber will eventually need even if she does lose weight. We all know gorl isn't gonna get a job and work for her own insurance. Becky's white knighting could be her undoing. Hope she thinks long and hard about things.

OMG, did they mention going to Moonbow!? When/what video!? Do they know that the September 30, event is a race? Also, would it not surprise you guys if they got married just because everyone else in the Mafia is married and none of them ~seemingly~ take it seriously, and least not H&R.

Sorry I'm late, but I just cannot stand to watch/read about this cunt in any more than five minute increments anymore.
 
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OMG, did they mention going to Moonbow!? When/what video!? Do they know that the September 30, event is a race? Also, would it not surprise you guys if they got married just because everyone else in the Mafia is married and none of them ~seemingly~ take it seriously, and least not H&R.

Sorry I'm late, but I just cannot stand to watch/read about this cunt in any more than five minute increments anymore.


Slightly late but that's otay - I'm sure someone will dig the screenshot up.
There's a screenshot of a FB post that has AL asking how long 5k is (or however long the moonbow run is) and someone replied (not Becky) that she doesn't have to run she can just go enjoy the moonbow. Lucky her.

Brace yourselves for a click bait "she proposed!" vlog with Becks giving her some shitty promise ring, because history clearly repeats itself with AL.
 
Slightly late but that's otay - I'm sure someone will dig the screenshot up.
There's a screenshot of a FB post that has AL asking how long 5k is (or however long the moonbow run is) and someone replied (not Becky) that she doesn't have to run she can just go enjoy the moonbow. Lucky her.

Brace yourselves for a click bait "she proposed!" vlog with Becks giving her some shitty promise ring, because history clearly repeats itself with AL.

Thank you @Alpo_Farts36.

Can we talk about how sad is it that a 26 yo's knowledge is so limited that she has to ask how long a fucking kilometer is? She's a completely unemployable, unworldly waste of space. The more time she spends on YN, the more ignorance she displays. I cannot believe how fucking dumb she is. The questions she asks! I used to think she was playing dumb to reinforce her "Valley Girl" persona, but this shit is for real and she seems to get simpler as time goes on. She technically finished high school (late), but she clearly is a seventh grader mentally, socially, and developmentally.

She better hope that Becks proposes. She's going nowhere fast.
 
Amberlynn is probably hoping and praying Becky proposes to her. She's already thinking about all she can mooch off Becky. Talking her into getting a place (you know in Beck's name) , insurance, and new "babies". Ham hocks mouth is watering, USING someone for all they have tastes better than food to AL. I can see it now, the train wreck is about to hit a new bottom. I wasn't ever really a "supporter " of her, but I gave her the benefit of doubt. I wanted her to succeed at her weight loss BUT this thread has shined the light on moonface to me. She's fucking disgusting, deceiving, narcissistic, BITCH who could give literally zero fucks about anyone but herself. I really could careless about her being morbidly obese, because in the end looks always fade , but this bitch has the worst personality that not even extreme WLS can fix. I've been silently reading this thread daily and finally decided to join after reading all the rules and protecting my ass. I just want to say kudos to you ALL, you guys are awesome investigators. P.s. This is my first post , so sorry if it's all fucked up.
 
I guess you could say it's getting pretty serious.
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Something I really keep wondering about is Krystle lives with her parents and doesn't work so I can see her not having a problem with it but how can people who work full time jobs be ok with their S/O not supporting themselves and also contributing to the living expenses? I know Al says she pays for gas or whatever but that's really not enough in my opinion. Is the Lesbian population in KY really that low? :powerlevel: but I won't consider going out with someone who isn't also employed and able to transport themselves so I really just don't get it.
 
This user is too autistic to use the report button and would rather backseat moderate. Don't do this shit.
There's no way that she thinks about it or she thinks that it won't happen to her. Sadly I have an aunt that is probably AL weight if not more and her feet are already showing signs of bad circulation and changing colors and everything and is at a high risk of losing her feet because of it. She's had this for years and it's gotten worse. That alone is not enough for her to change her ways. She continues to eat and not take care of herself and eat things that as a diabetic you shouldn't even think about eating.

Sometimes when you're that large it's hard to see ANY light at the end of the tunnel and you think you're already too far gone and there's no help for you so there's no point in trying. I know this because I was over 300 pounds and I thought that sometimes, however, I woke up and realized that I did not want to continue to be that way. It's still a constant battle I fight every day, but I am down over 50 pounds and still working on it.

I would never ever wish that kind of lifestyle on anyone, but I don't think AL thinks about the consequences of her health or anything for continuing to go down this path. People always tend to think, "it won't happen to me"

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I don't see anything wrong with this? Or anything "embarrassing" about it. All I was stating was that when you are that way it's hard to see that anything can be different and that I understand because I use to feel that way too. Only offering a different perspective.

There are plenty of posts that I've here that posts different perspectives using stories from their lives.

What I posted was relevant to the flow of what the thread was discussing.
The aunt stuff was okay and relevant but no one here gives a shit about you being morbidly obese and your battle with stuffing your face, this ain't that kind of forum
 
Wow...
Rude much?
We're not tumblr. Sharing personal stories will only get you negative attention and create messes for moderators to clean up. I don't know how much more simple I can make this for you, but don't overshare.

The aunt stuff was okay and relevant but no one here gives a shit about you being morbidly obese and your battle with stuffing your face, this ain't that kind of forum
While I agree, it is not your place to tell users what kind of forum this is. Use the report button. Better yet, notice that a moderator clearly posted at the top of their post what they did wrong. You did not need to add any commentary to the discussion, it was handled.

Daily reminder that the report button is your friend and while this thread has improved, there is still some work to do. Those who are reporting posts, thank you, but to others, we could use your help as well.

When in doubt, report it out.
 
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Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.
Amber: Reeeeee's about people not liking her content
Fans: suggest content she should film
Amber: Reeeeee's about people wanting her to produce actual content

Amber: ignores all suggestions to go through a ton of cheap stinks of which she neither knows the name nor the details. But they're all amaaaaaayzeeeee-in. Good to know.
 
Does anyone know if this particular queen goes out to work? Because they're both giving off that OTT insta-friend thing with a slight edge of psycho desperation. I think this living situation will fall apart when he and her have a massive, flamboyant falling-out, especially if they're at home all day while the others are at work. Becky's too bovine and I'm not sure the other one even exists, but these two feel like they'll start vying for attention.
 
Does anyone know if this particular queen goes out to work? Because they're both giving off that OTT insta-friend thing with a slight edge of psycho desperation. I think this living situation will fall apart when he and her have a massive, flamboyant falling-out, especially if they're at home all day while the others are at work. Becky's too bovine and I'm not sure the other one even exists, but these two feel like they'll start vying for attention.

I can tell you with complete assurance that gay southern men living with fat lesbians is guaranteed to end with insane drama and fireworks, as surely as the sun sets in the west.

When younger, gay men and lesbians think they have much in common, cuz we're all gay ya'll, and would make great roommates. Wrong. Ironically the most times I've heard the words "goddamn faggots" was from older southern lesbians. I've heard much the same hissing and cattiness from gay men towards lesbos. Oil and fucking water.
 
Lolcows aren't for getting mad at, they're for laughing at. Why is that so hard to understand?
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Where did all of this fucken moderators come from? I thought this was a forum where anyone could say whatever the hell they wanted to say about AL. Fuck the rules!!! They are pointless rules. I joined Kiwi farms because it was an outlet for my frustration with AL. Now I cant say anything without having this fucken moderators watching. Fuck You i'm out!!!
 
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