Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Rotogravure said:
Well. I mean I think he's right. She has fucked herself and I really do think the only thing that might (big might) save her is gastric surgery. The big might is because I don't know how compliant she'd ever be. Realistically, I think I can -- as a almost year old AL viewer -- say that she won't be compliant with surgery and will maybe lose a little bit but not what she needs to. It might be that she gets WLS and loses an initial 50 or 60(or more) and gets fucking inspired but of what I know of her, I can't see it.

Good for this dude though for losing his own weight.
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Yeah, but she's said in the past she's too scared because of the possible seriously health risks/ fatality that come with it, but ya know, being 500- sorry, 497 pounds is allllll good
 
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Rotogravure said:
Well. I mean I think he's right. She has fucked herself and I really do think the only thing that might (big might) save her is gastric surgery. The big might is because I don't know how compliant she'd ever be. .
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I think she'd purposefully sabotage WLS! Fuck compliance...I think she'd literally attempt to make it the worst case scenario by doing the exact opposite of everything she's told to do. Her whole identity is wrapped up in this 'weight loss journey" . A journey implies forward momentum towards a goal. She's walking away from the goal, backwards, uphill, and clawing the trees on the side of the road. She's too vested in her desire to keep her channel to change.
MUHFUCKINUHHHHH said:
Yeah, but she's said in the past she's too scared because of the possible seriously health risks/ fatality that come with it, but ya know, being 500- sorry, 497 pounds is allllll good
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You speak TRUTH! That's the part that confuses me when you're talking to anyone over 400 lbs. They got there a day at a time; by eating more calories than they needed and making the daily, dangerous choice to sit on their asses. But, asking them to undo it a day at a time is met with faux fear of medical complications. She's not afraid of dying or she'd lose weight. She's afraid she won't be able to get the asspats and validation that being a lolcow affords her.
 
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You know when you’re doing something very badly to your body when your face looks like you have been through the wringer. You can see quite a bit of blemishes on Amber’s face. She needs to be out walking under the sun more often. Fresh air and natural light.

Been losing a lot of weight by cutting out all the condiments, processed food and breads. Yes, brutal but it works. Drinking water all the time, carbonated drinks swells the stomach and makes it harder to be full.
 
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anitapill said:
You know when you’re doing something very badly to your body when your face looks like you have been through the wringer. You can see quite a bit of blemishes on Amber’s face. She needs to be out walking under the sun more often. Fresh air and natural light.

Been losing a lot of weight by cutting out all the condiments, processed food and breads. Yes, brutal but it works. Drinking water all the time, carbonated drinks swells the stomach and makes it harder to be full.
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Oh. My. God. Are you trying to hold ALR accountable for her own weight? That's mighty brave of you. LOL I 100% agree that the key is getting up and moving. All of these WLS candidates on youtube do this thing where they're like, "Starting on x date, Immma' do y." Just fucking do it already. Get off your ass and put the camera down. If ALR or Amy Slaton were ever as dedicated to weight loss as they are to maintaining their channel, they'd be thin by Tuesday.
 
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LogicBeetch said:
Oh. My. God. Are you trying to hold ALR accountable for her own weight? That's mighty brave of you. LOL My job requires physical fitness standards be met every 3 months and it's not getting easier as I age. However, I 100% agree that the key is getting up and moving. All of these WLS candidates on youtube do this thing where they're like, "Starting on x date, Immma' do y." Just fucking do it already. Get off your ass and put the camera down. If ALR or Amy Slaton were ever as dedicated to weight loss as they are to maintaining their channel, they'd be thin by Tuesday.
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I had mentioned this a long ways back in this thread but when she says shes gonna do X, she gets praise from her little Ambabies, so that feeling of accomplishment is satisfied in her brain making her feel like she has done X, but in reality she never does it because she got that hit of dopamine she wanted. This is why she makes all these declarations about what she will do sometime because shes fishing for those compliments and asspatting.
 
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LogicBeetch said:
I think she'd purposefully sabotage WLS! Fuck compliance...I think she'd literally attempt to make it the worst case scenario by doing the exact opposite of everything she's told to do.
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You said it perfectly. She has proven time and time again with her encounters with doctors that she thinks they are lazy and don't know what they're talking about. Which in effect, is saying she knows better. If she got this surgery, she wouldn't follow what the doctor and the nutritionist would instruct her to do. Not to mention she probably wouldn't seek therapy (which is usually always recommended for gastric bypass patients) to understand the underlying reasons as to why she binges and how she can cope with and overcome them, which would then ultimately lead her to continue her binging and subsequently, involuntarily purging, which would THEN lead to her stretching out her stomach again, rendering the whole thing useless. How many times has she been told she needs to get therapy from actual concerned fans? She completely ignores this advice, thinking, once again, that she knows better. There is no hope for her and I don't feel sorry for her.
 
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This is completely unrelated, but does anyone else think it's adorable how, for those segments that ALR speeds up the video and adds music over it, it very obviously isn't edited in using the actual mp3 but it just sounds like she set her phone up to record the song while it's playing on her iTunes or something. The audio is always really echo-y and bad.

She figured out how to do a fucking voice over but she can't take two seconds to rip an mp3 off Google and slap it in her editing software.
 
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Seriously.
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acceptable said:
and this is just the food she tells us about... i bet my ass theres more
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Oh there is - no doubt. Has anyone noticed that none of her hauls include feminine hygiene products, cleaning supplies, paper towels, or napkins? Not even a roll of toilet paper. She only shows us what she wants us to see -- the rest is moved to the back of the cart, out of the camera's view.
 
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Like Maggots on a Train said:
Oh there is - no doubt. Has anyone noticed that none of her hauls include feminine hygiene products, cleaning supplies, paper towels, or napkins? Not even a roll of toilet paper. She only shows us what she wants us to see -- the rest is moved to the back of the cart, out of the camera's view.
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This reminds me... I haven't seen Big AL haul any clothes in a minute. Do you think she's sized out of WalMart muumuus?
 
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