Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Awkwafina]

I can't wait for her to try a toning shampoo and somehow manage to stain her hands purple

You're assuming she even knows what a toner is

 

[Bitchinista]

From the screenshot that was posted, you can see that the stylist had those photos shared publicly... so it wasn't hard to search and find the originals. So here are the zoomed out images of the before and after (that top right photo from the screenshot is the 'inspiration' shot and is not Amberlynn, obviously).

I corrected the lighting in the before shot to show that it's actually Amberlynn's natural color, so I don't think the stylist bleached her whole head before doing the ombre, thank God. In the 'after' photo you can see that she did get some of it trimmed. It should have been cut shorter, but here we are.

 

[Long time lurker]

every other board is pretty consistently transphobic?

I don't think this is true. AFAIK there are some transgender people who are well respected in the farms. Off the top of my head I can think of three different threads where the preferred pronoun is used by most (if not all) posters.

In this specific case, there is no reason to make fun of Kasey. He isn't the lolcow, Amber is.

What is it with fat people and making their pets fat? I know two obese people who both have at least one fucking enormous cat.

Many people associate food with love, and use the former to fill the void caused by the latter. Giving excess food or sharing their food with their pets is an easy, convenient way to show "love" to the pet(s).

 

[FlutterBy]

I was actually about to say this - my grandma goes to a woman's house and her hair always looks so awful afterwards. This doesn't look professionally done at all it looks like it was done in someone's house for half the price.


Sorry but, "DRINK YOUR JUICE, SHELBY!!"

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

Amber never loved Destiny (or any person other than herself) in the first place. She might be feeling "down" because Destiny is moving, but she isn't sad about it. She's angry that she's losing control over Destiny.

She doesn't have girlfriends, in her head all her exes are her possessions.

I think she's incredibly worried about Dustin moving because if (when) shit goes south with her and Necky she won't have her backup Uhaul to run to. It scares the shit out of her I'm sure.

 

[Long time lurker]

(when) shit goes south with her and Necky she won't have her backup Uhaul to run to.

I think it's more than just having a place to crash and people to cater to her. Amber seems to have a pathological need to control other people <armchair shrink hat> because there is so little she can control in her own life </armchair shrink hat>.

 

[Whatthefuck]

From the screenshot that was posted, you can see that the stylist had those photos shared publicly... so it wasn't hard to search and find the originals. So here are the zoomed out images of the before and after (that top right photo from the screenshot is the 'inspiration' shot and is not Amberlynn, obviously).

I corrected the lighting in the before shot to show that it's actually Amberlynn's natural color, so I don't think the stylist bleached her whole head before doing the ombre, thank God. In the 'after' photo you can see that she did get some of it trimmed. It should have been cut shorter, but here we are.

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Christ on His throne, those split ends. GORL, cut it off. Start over. Use a styling product so you don't fry your hair. She could actually have very nice hair and at least have that going for her, but NO. Not our gorl.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Christ on His throne, those split ends. GORL, cut it off. Start over. Use a styling product so you don't fry your hair. She could actually have very nice hair and at least have that going for her, but NO. Not our gorl.

I hope the uchoobies keeps her in Frizz-Eaze (well, Walmart's version,) cos it looks like her head is drenched in it.

Aaaand the new Joy Sparkle arises. From hereonin, the thumbnail alone will tell us all we need to know about which AL we are going to see today.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

She did what she set out to do... got us all talking about her hair instead of the whole situation with Kasey and her lies.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Eric hasn't posted since his infamous Italian ice video. I wonder if Amber told him not to, or if he's on "vacation".

 

[SisterChristian]

She can't take Twinkie to the vet. She's GOTTA EAT FIRST!

Twinkie's probably got an infection from her grossly overgrown claws. And this is what I don't get about AL - even if it's not that, why doesn't she do the tiniest, easiest things? The cats claws will probably need clipping as they get older as they're indoor cats and she knows about Twinkie's claws because enough people have commented. Buy clippers on ebay and just DO it.

Or leave it forever until it harms them and reeeeeeeeeee when she gets called out? Option 2, every time, over every thing, no matter how simple.

Ugh, AL clipping her pet's claws seems like a bad plan. She doesn't research shit like a dumbass. You think she'll know not to cut into the quick of their nails? She'll just cause them pain and stress them out. If she WASN'T such a lazy ass dumb ass she'd just have it done at the vet by professionals.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Ugh, AL clipping her pet's claws seems like a bad plan. She doesn't research shit like a dumbass. You think she'll know not to cut into the quick of their nails? She'll just cause them pain and stress them out. If she WASN'T such a lazy ass dumb ass she'd just have it done at the vet by professionals.

Ah. Yeah. I forgot we're dealing with subnormal intelligence. My bad.

It's also less stressful for your pet to do it yourself, especially if it needs doing regularly. But since when has she ever cared about their stress level?

I'll go sit on the Naughty Chair.

Ps @Oh Hamburgers - nah, it's just a temporary diversion. Unlike AL, we can multi-task

 

[angelicbitch]

Ah. Yeah. I forgot we're dealing with subnormal intelligence. My bad.

It's also less stressful for your pet to do it yourself, especially if it needs doing regularly. But since when has she ever cared about their stress level?

I'll go sit on the Naughty Chair.

In one of the YouNows, I don't remember which one, but Becky said that they were going to get Twinkie's nails cut by a professional (probably won't happen).

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

In one of the YouNows, I don't remember which one, but Becky said that they were going to get Twinkie's nails cut by a professional (probably won't happen).

Becky seems to really care about Twinkie. She holds her nicely and it seems like she has trained the dog not to give her those slobbery kisses that just made the Hamplanet sound like a hyena. Twinkie seems more calm when Becky holds her. So, since Becks has the car, why doesn't she just load Twinks up and take her to the vet? Fear?

 

[SisterChristian]

In one of the YouNows, I don't remember which one, but Becky said that they were going to get Twinkie's nails cut by a professional (probably won't happen).

Their opinion of a professional is probably going to PetSmart. I've read too many grooming horror stories about that place.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Becky seems to really care about Twinkie. She holds her nicely and it seems like she has trained the dog not to give her those slobbery kisses that just made the Hamplanet sound like a hyena. Twinkie seems more calm when Becky holds her. So, since Becks has the car, why doesn't she just load Twinks up and take her to the vet? Fear?

I mean... I'd be afraid of a 500 lb hamhock waddling after my car. She might dent her new Hyundai Accent.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Becky seems to really care about Twinkie. She holds her nicely and it seems like she has trained the dog not to give her those slobbery kisses that just made the Hamplanet sound like a hyena. Twinkie seems more calm when Becky holds her. So, since Becks has the car, why doesn't she just load Twinks up and take her to the vet? Fear?

After the absolute screaming meltdown regarding Rarity, Becky probably realises silence is the better part of valour.

AL seems to have wrapped a lot of her ego-driven, obnoxious personality into being this amazing animal rescuer/owner. Anything that might hint otherwise she seems to see as a personal attack. I think Becky is at the point where she's trying to keep a lid on the shrieking.

We saw how quickly AL went into dramaqueen mode over that video starting with the dots on Ricky's arm. For whatever reason, she just went into a massive strop and only stopped when Becky and Eric went after her and she realised Eric was filming. That kind of on/off moodswing is incredibly manipulative and in the end you just creep around on eggshells because there's no logical pattern behind it so you have no idea what will set it off; something ok today is "REEEEEEEEEEEE" tomorrow. So...yeah. my take is that Becky isn't going to provoke a reaction she's probably learning to dread. "This is MY dog and I DECIDE!" Then she digs her heels in and won't do it at all because she always has to be right.

I wish someone would stand up to her. Just once, over anything.

 

[Shallow_Hal]

This is gross but little dogs also require their anus to be expelled, pretty often actually. It’s for hygiene and health reasons . I would take my mini schnauzer often to have it done at the vet , as well as every time he went to get groomed. It’s really important for small dogs, poor Twinkie, she’s neglected in every way. It annoys tf out of me that’s AL “claims” to be the best “mommy” ever, most animal abusers do and don’t see any fault in their ways.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

After the absolute screaming meltdown regarding Rarity, Becky probably realises silence is the better part of valour.

AL seems to have wrapped a lot of her ego-driven, obnoxious personality into being this amazing animal rescuer/owner. Anything that might hint otherwise she seems to see as a personal attack. I think Becky is at the point where she's trying to keep a lid on the shrieking.

We saw how quickly AL went into dramaqueen mode over that video starting with the dots on Ricky's arm. For whatever reason, she just went into a massive strop and only stopped when Becky and Eric went after her and she realised Eric was filming. That kind of on/off moodswing is incredibly manipulative and in the end you just creep around on eggshells because there's no logical pattern behind it so you have no idea what will set it off; something ok today is "REEEEEEEEEEEE" tomorrow. So...yeah. my take is that Becky isn't going to provoke a reaction she's probably learning to dread. "This is MY dog and I DECIDE!" Then she digs her heels in and won't do it at all because she always has to be right.

I wish someone would stand up to her. Just once, over anything.

Ya, her dog. She can call other people's pets hers, but don't think it works both, sorry, bolth ways.
Hope Becky realizes that walking on eggshells for the remainder of her life will be absolute hell for her.

 

[Malibougie]

A lot of this makes sense, and in the hair reveal video today I think it said a lot that Becky was so nervous that AL was. She knew it was going to be hell for everyone especially her if it didn’t live up to Amber’s expectations. She’s afraid. I think earlier on she might have been able to stand up to Amber, but i think she has now seen the dark side and she will do anything to not rock the boat even if it’s something like trimming the poor dog’s nails. Risk/Benefit