Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Tiny Clanger]

Does anyone know what model Hyundai Becky drives? All this car talk made me wonder how close AL comes to being too big for certain cars, and it looks like the Hyundai Accent maxes out at 849lbs for cargo and occupants. So if AL is 500lbs and Becky is 250lbs that only leaves them 100lbs

Jesus. That really brings it home. Those cars are family cars, ie four people and all their accumulated shit. AL is basically the "family" in family car.

Needs US farmers for brainz, pliz. We all know....god, how we all know....that she doesn't drive and likely doesn't use a seatbelt (occasionally she'll go through a spate of pretending but its all too obvious its not fastened) but what's the legality on that? It's illegal where I am, but is that something that is state-specific in the US?

Second q - assuming she went through all the motions and got to the point of a driving test (assuming you guys have an on-road portion of the test?) would she even pass? Part of the test here is about safe operation of a vehicle, but her movement is horribly restricted - she'd never be able to look over her shoulder while reversing, for instance - and what about things like her gut reaching the steering wheel long before her tiny T-Rex armlets? Can you pass a driving test steering with your fupa? I just don't see how any driving instructor could look at her and think yep, totally safe. We want people like you on the roads, especially when you're vlogging.

These may appear dumb q's, sorry if so. But there are various medical restrictions on driving (I don't, hence possibly stupid questions) here so it got me thinking whether she would be considered safe if she ever did try to drive. Perhaps that's the reason she won't learn (her being scared of it is bollocks.)

@497 maybe that masterpiece was inspired as even the maggots ran away and left her. Aww...

 

[BernardPumpkin]

just like she waited until new years, just like she waited until feb 1st... pathetic. why do people always say they will start on a monday or the 1st of the month??? she claims to have an eating disorder, (which she doesn't, she's just greedy), but if someone with anorexia said they were going to ''wait until march'' to start over, everyone would think they were crazy. and be forced into a hospital

 

[Whatthefuck]

Hmmmmm I don't think gravity would allow a sealtbelt-less AL to just chill in the car, especially if she's in the front seat which she has been lately.

Yep, inertia would likely solve that problem...at least as much of her mass that will fit out the windshield.

 

[FreeWasabi]

Needs US farmers for brainz, pliz. We all know....god, how we all know....that she doesn't drive and likely doesn't use a seatbelt (occasionally she'll go through a spate of pretending but its all too obvious its not fastened) but what's the legality on that? It's illegal where I am, but is that something that is state-specific in the US

It is illegal for both drivers and passengers in KY to be in a moving vehicle without a seatbelt, unless they can provide proof it's medically necessary. But the fine is only $25 so I imagine a significant portion of the population doesn't wear one, particularly the more obese portion.

Second q - assuming she went through all the motions and got to the point of a driving test (assuming you guys have an on-road portion of the test?) would she even pass?

North American road driving tests aren't particularly difficult (the essential things are 4 way stop, 2 way stop, parallel park, either uphill or downhill park, maybe a highway/freeway merge and exit?). No doubt she could pass if she was physically capable of properly operating the car, but as you said, she might not be able to reach the steering wheel, and her feet might not be able to reach the pedals. The examiner will see that and she won't pass the test. I do think she lies about being afraid and she is instead self-conscious of the way her body affects her ability to drive.

 

[Dovahshit]

Jesus. That really brings it home. Those cars are family cars, ie four people and all their accumulated shit. AL is basically the "family" in family car.

Needs US farmers for brainz, pliz. We all know....god, how we all know....that she doesn't drive and likely doesn't use a seatbelt (occasionally she'll go through a spate of pretending but its all too obvious its not fastened) but what's the legality on that? It's illegal where I am, but is that something that is state-specific in the US?

Second q - assuming she went through all the motions and got to the point of a driving test (assuming you guys have an on-road portion of the test?) would she even pass? Part of the test here is about safe operation of a vehicle, but her movement is horribly restricted - she'd never be able to look over her shoulder while reversing, for instance - and what about things like her gut reaching the steering wheel long before her tiny T-Rex armlets? Can you pass a driving test steering with your fupa? I just don't see how any driving instructor could look at her and think yep, totally safe. We want people like you on the roads, especially when you're vlogging.

These may appear dumb q's, sorry if so. But there are various medical restrictions on driving (I don't, hence possibly stupid questions) here so it got me thinking whether she would be considered safe if she ever did try to drive. Perhaps that's the reason she won't learn (her being scared of it is bollocks.)

@497 maybe that masterpiece was inspired as even the maggots ran away and left her. Aww...

maggots have better things to do

 

[Whatthefuck]

It is illegal for both drivers and passengers in KY to be in a moving vehicle without a seatbelt, unless they can provide proof it's medically necessary. But the fine is only $25 so I imagine a significant portion of the population doesn't wear one, particularly the more obese portion.

North American road driving tests aren't particularly difficult (the essential things are 4 way stop, 2 way stop, parallel park, either uphill or downhill park, maybe a highway/freeway merge and exit?). No doubt she could pass if she was physically capable of properly operating the car, but as you said, she might not be able to reach the steering wheel, and her feet might not be able to reach the pedals. The examiner will see that and she won't pass the test. I do think she lies about being afraid and she is instead self-conscious of the way her body affects her ability to drive.

LOL, sorry, I had to laugh. My driving test was no where near that involved. I grew up in a major city in the south. I did 4 right turns, two stop signs (one out of the parking lot) and standard space parking. It was a joke and I knew it was a joke at the time. I wonder if it's changed? It has been quite a while.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Hmmmmm I don't think gravity would allow a sealtbelt-less AL to just chill in the car, especially if she's in the front seat which she has been lately.

If we're brooodully honest, just like AL says she is in her couples monologue, she actually sits in the front and back seats simultaneously. Somehow.

She's well on her way to the 600lb luxury travelling experience. In the trunk.

 

[Strong Tomato]

No doubt she could pass if she was physically capable of properly operating the car, but as you said, she might not be able to reach the steering wheel, and her feet might not be able to reach the pedals. The examiner will see that and she won't pass the test. I do think she lies about being afraid and she is instead self-conscious of the way her body affects her ability to drive.

This is definitely it. She physically can't drive and uses the lie of being scared to cover it up.

:powerlevel: I'm the same height as AL and my seat needs to be pretty close to the steering wheel for my feet to reach the pedals. :powerlevel:

She would need to lose a considerable amount of weight to be able to comfortably and safely opperate a vehicle. Someone her size would need the seat back as far as it can go.

Also, this is not a response to what I quoted but just my opinion on why she does not wear a seatbelt. Obviously it does not fit her without an extender (I don't even think she'd be able to wear a seat belt with an extender tbh.) But I imagine her legs/ass completely cover the area where the seatbelt even buckles, making it impossible to wear.

 

[Rotogravure]

"hip"

 

[Whatthefuck]

This is definitely it. She physically can't drive and uses the lie of being scared to cover it up.

:powerlevel: I'm the same height as AL and my seat needs to be pretty close to the steering wheel for my feet to reach the pedals. :powerlevel:

She would need to lose a considerable amount of weight to be able to comfortably and safely opperate a vehicle. Someone her size would need the seat back as far as it can go.

Also, this is not a response to what I quoted but just my opinion on why she does not wear a seatbelt. Obviously it does not fit her without an extender (I don't even think she'd be able to wear a seat belt with an extender tbh.) But I imagine her legs/ass completely cover the area where the seatbelt even buckles, making it impossible to wear.

I've suspected this for a minute. I can't imagine how she would even reach the steering wheel. I don't know how that would have gone if we're talking about when she was younger, but since she's been around the age to drive she's been at least 300 elbees. At her height, her stomach would have gotten in the way, significantly. I think that's why our gorl doesn't drive.

 

[EH 110]

:powerlevel: I'm the same height as AL and my seat needs to be pretty close to the steering wheel for my feet to reach the pedals. :powerlevel:

Maybe she could get those pedal extenders that midgets use? Just kidding; she shouldn't be driving and I'm glad she can't.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Amber was reading "comment of the day" and she read the one that said, "It's a Hyundai, dumbfuck." And lol Amber actually said, "Oh I'm a dumbfuck because I pronounce things differently."
You have GOT to be kidding me! No, you DUMBFUCK, it's not "pronouncing things differently"... Honda and Hyundai are completely DIFFERENT MAKES of CARS! I honestly don't know how she hasn't accidentally killed herself going through life being this incredibly stupid. Wow!

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

Well during the Krystal era she went to practice driving (with snacks) in a parking lot. She was doing fine but it was snug. That was approximately 150lbs ago. So yeah, KY drivers have nothing to worry about. She’s not getting behind the wheel any time soon.

 

[Long time lurker]

This is some serious :autism: on my part, but why does the cat's fur look so... terrible? I am much too lazy to take a screen capture of Amber's snapchat videos, but look: View attachment 391512 View attachment 391513 View attachment 391514

The quality is too low to know for sure, but it could be malnutrition.

 

[Vlassov]

Ok this is a little off topic and :autism: but do y'all think a thread dedicated to Hamber's delicious recipes™ would be entertaining at all?

 

[EH 110]

Ok this is a little off topic and :autism: but do y'all think a thread dedicated to Hamber's delicious recipes™ would be entertaining at all?

They're mostly the same thing, but go for it.

 

[89elbees]

Today is her doctor's appointment and we've got radio silence from our gorl, minus a tweet about hating herself. My is slowly fading to :autism:

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Today is her doctor's appointment and we've got radio silence from our gorl, minus a tweet about hating herself. My is slowly fading to :autism:

Maybe the doctor made her hate herself?

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Clever fizzix people - would that weight be an asset or hindrance in an accident? Presumably there's no inertia to overcome because already moving, but would an extra quarter-ton in a car be a stabiliser or a gigantic flying hazard? If nothing else, maybe she'd provide someone with a soft landing. Autistic I know...

Spoiler: Physics sperging

To answer your question she would be a huge (lol) flying hazard to herself and anyone else in the car. An object in motion wants to stay in motion - to oversimplify this, think of a baseball being thrown by someone and it hits your baseball mitt which causes the ball to recoil slightly before coming to a rest. This example is similar to a car traveling at a constant speed, hitting something, recoiling from the impact and finally coming to a rest.

Using the same speed of 70 mph with your average 149 g baseball and a recoil of 11.0 cm before coming to a rest, the force required to stop the ball is about 664 N. Now think of 1,522 baseballs hurdling toward your mitt at the same speed.

She likely is too big to go through the windshield but she'd be like a giant bullet bouncing around in the car and could injure others as well as herself especially if she whacks her head on something. Studies show that being a colossal fat ass like AL puts you at an 80% risk of death (at least according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration) simply because most people of planetary proportion have some sort of underlying health condition that only gets worse when involved in an accident.

Tl;dr don't get in a car with fat people and wear your seat belts.

ETA:

Does anyone know what model Hyundai Becky drives?

It's a Hyundai Accent, I can't remember which video it was in but you could see the back of the car and it was clearly an Accent.

 

[666EVE666]

It might just be the coloring of Rarity's fur since it looks grey with white tips almost, buuuut with the matting Wasabi had/continues to have, her feeding habits of the cats (i.e. just leaving out dry food that the dogs could gobble up/cats looking scary skinny before), and general ignorance on animal care.....well, at least she finally got her spayed.