Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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  • I don't care

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The singing doctor seems too incompetent to be real, but consider this... he's real, and he's finessing all of us.

He knows if he gives a half-tonne woman who goes to the doctor once in 10 years a diabetes diagnosis up front she'll never be back. He knows he can m.ilk this cash cow, who falls ill for months at a time, for much more money than that. Did he even send the bloodwork to a lab, or did he just draft a "u ok" message and call it a week? Who's playing who here? We'll never know...
 
Wonder how those foster parents would feel if they knew all the shit Amber talked about them, labeling them as abusive n' such.

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Okay, Amber, except the way you want Becky to deal with your Hamber-Is-Hungry episodes is to do exactly as she's told otherwise she'll be verbally abused while her piece of shit "best friends" watch. It's up to the person with mental illnesses to get help and to appreciate their partners for being supportive and helping them get better. This doesn't all fall on Becky.

But...but...she can't help it. Her depression and anxiety make her behave this way...

Fuck it. I can't even type that. Unfortunately the sad reality is that every day more people think that quote is right. Seldom do I see people saying that they did something to adapt to the world. What I see all the time is people ree-ing demanding the rest of the world adapt to/accommodate them.

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I guess there are worse things, although tbh, I can't think of anything right now.
 
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As far as our goorl is concerned, it's game over. Muh anxiety and the depresshuns are the answer to everything, absolve all responsibility and put the onus on someone else to adapt. From now on, more than ever, the world is incumbent to accommodate, excuse and understand Poor Amber.

Any mention that it is incumbent on her, just like anybody else, to MANAGE her get-out-of-jail-free condishuns, and the squealing will deafen dogs worldwide. How dare anybody suggest such a thing, so beyond my control much angst ooo you're all just HORRID MEAN POOPYHEADS. She would lie on the floor and have a screaming tantrum at anyone making such outrageous demands, except she couldn't get back up.
 
The recent snap chat rant was hilarious. She can't believe that we think she is lying about her results. Also, she says she gets sooo many dick picks daily that she turned off snap chat messages. She is a LESBIAN you guise stop hitting on her.
And that dick pic sender's name was Damon White.
 
the Snapchat rant she's just posted nearly gave me a brain aneurysm.

First of all amberlynn, your lab results might tell you that you're in the "normal range" but don't get it twisted, honey, maaaaaany things are still wrong with you. Your lab results might say something one day, and in a few months or years actually say something entirely different and shocking. That's why you need to take care of the problem now! there's a reason why you don't see old morbidly obese people living in nursing homes. They all fucking die by their 60's.

Secondly, your haters don't want to see you fail... I think the majority want you to prove them wrong. You act like this is the first time you're on this ~wEiGhT LoSs JoUrNeY!!!~ and as if you haven't failed time and time again. You're a broken record and delusional.

I wish she would just quit youtube altogether (like she "threatened" in her snap story) and get a real job with health insurance, because she absolutely has the time and resources to do it... she's just fucking lazy. In fact she could really be hustling tbh and just work a FT job AND do youtube... but nooo she has dahppreshun
 
the Snapchat rant she's just posted nearly gave me a brain aneurysm.

First of all amberlynn, your lab results might tell you that you're in the "normal range" but don't get it twisted, honey, maaaaaany things are still wrong with you. Your lab results might say something one day, and in a few months or years actually say something entirely different and shocking. That's why you need to take care of the problem now! there's a reason why you don't see old morbidly obese people living in nursing homes. They all fucking die by their 60's.

Secondly, your haters don't want to see you fail... I think the majority want you to prove them wrong. You act like this is the first time you're on this ~wEiGhT LoSs JoUrNeY!!!~ and as if you haven't failed time and time again. You're a broken record and delusional.

I wish she would just quit youtube altogether (like she "threatened" in her snap story) and get a real job with health insurance, because she absolutely has the time and resources to do it... she's just fucking lazy. In fact she could really be hustling tbh and just work a FT job AND do youtube... but nooo she has dahppreshun
Goddamn...if you want people to take your rant with any shred of seriousness, start by not using a whiney-voiced filter! That was grating to the ears and overrides any message you're trying to relate Al.
 
I love how she just casually mentions she's been getting sent soooo many dick pics recently. And how she opened one while she was in public. I would have loved to witness that mess. How mad do you think Becky is that AL's being sent dick pics?

I imagine Becky clenching her fists, digging her fingernails into the palm of her hand and breathing out through her nostrils like an angry bull after every dick pic AL opens... and I die laughing.

ALSO if that's the face AL makes when she kisses Becks, what kinda face is AL making when there's some work to do ... "downstairs"? :thinking::islamic:
 
Shit. Seriously, she's going to tard cum it for all it's worth. "I'm mean and I just black out sometimes, y'all, but it's muh derpreshun. Just ask Becky, she totally gets it". Pan over to Becky looking defeated and borderline catatonic. Eric reading comments from haydurs. Ricky conspicuously missing because he's an adult with a fucking job.
If Amber wants to play up blackouts, she'd be more believable claiming she was blackout drunk, not blaming it on depression.

It's not too surprising that the doctor isn't pushing for much in the way of followups. Amber doesn't have insurance to cover the cost of more in-depth screenings/blood work, and is guaranteed to be a non-compliant patient, regardless of diagnosis.
 
The recent snap chat rant was hilarious. She can't believe that we think she is lying about her results. Also, she says she gets sooo many dick picks daily that she turned off snap chat messages. She is a LESBIAN you guise stop hitting on her.
Is she actually a lesbian or does she know that no man would want her? Because in her video today, she kisses Becky like she's feeding her a worm or something. Everyone in the comment section are really pointing this out


Gorl throwing away a 3/4 full Starbucks drink like her weight loss journey
 
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