Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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[QUOTE="and we'll never hear about them again and we'll certainly never hear about that therapy appointment she's supposed to be making.[/QUOTE]

It's one thing for a doctor to schedule a bone marrow test, or a heart test. But in the many years I have been to a physician, a therapist never calls you to make an appointment. It's not of urgency. Your GP will give you a recommendation, and YOU call them. Now she'll say the therapist never called her. Well, no shit-Sherlock - you're not that important. If you want an appointment, you call them - they don't call you! Here come at least 4 videos of excuses of "the therapist never called me". This reminds me of Rarity's vet appointment.

Plus, she has no insurance. At 200.00 a session, does anyone think they are going to go out of their way to get Hamber in their office? Now I'm in California, so it may be a lot cheaper in KY.

She's DELUSIONAL!!!
 
Here's a bingo card for the upcoming video : )View attachment 397679

"You can ask Becky/Density/Eric/Random Person X."

That statement is a sure-fire guarantor that the next one will be a big fat lie.

"Ms. Reid, your lab results are all normal, but - "
"THANKS GORL OMG I WAS SO DISCOMFORTED"
"Yes, but - "
"CANCEL MY APPOINTMENTS"
"Ms. Reid, we need to - "
sounds of the vegetable drawer being dumped in the trash "CANCEL THEM BOLTH"
"You're still at risk of - "
car door slamming "SIRI, GORL, GET ME DIRECTIONS TO TEXAS ROADHOUSE"

How very dare you?

To imply Amber needs directions to the nearest fine eatery. Outrageous slur.

(Soz for dubble-bubble. I dun fucked up. Will a lovely lovely mod/supervisor take pity on Idiot Clanger and squish these two together pliz. I know, I'm rubbish. It's cos Clangers don't come with thumbs.)
 
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wakes up 100 times a night.
I've been so focused on the blood test, I've forgotten about this.

Did Amber mention the doc asking her to do a sleep study? Wouldn't a doctor ask for one when Amber herself showed a questionnaire where she marked that she was having sleep problems?
Is it possible the doctor asked for a bunch of other tests/studies but our gurl "forgot" to mention? Because she never had any intention (nor the money) to follow through.
 
I've been so focused on the blood test, I've forgotten about this.

Did Amber mention the doc asking her to do a sleep study? Wouldn't a doctor ask for one when Amber herself showed a questionnaire where she marked that she was having sleep problems?
Is it possible the doctor asked for a bunch of other tests/studies but our gurl "forgot" to mention? Because she never had any intention (nor the money) to follow through.
Right. Our gorl has to have sleep apnea. A sleep study is a couple hundred even with insurance, she wont shill out money for that since she is the vision of perfect health now. Also that email is so suspect I cant get over it...
 
Long time lurker here, I had to post after she posted her results, does anyone else think the emails are complete crap? There's no signature, no hospital logo or anything. Anyone could name a contact 'Portal General' and send emails to themselves, not to mention the person responding to her sounds like she's communicating with a personal friend rather than a patient..
 
"I slept with my makeup on. " "I look like wow a hot mess"

I think she always sleeps with her makeup on because she can't lean over the sink to wash her face.
I'm guessing that means she slept with that choker on too? I can't imagine that's at all comfortable. But if you have sleep apnea you probably don't differentiate between what's causing that choking sensation at night.
 
"I slept with my makeup on. " "I look like wow a hot mess"

I think she always sleeps with her makeup on because she can't lean over the sink to wash her face.
I think it's just laziness. She can't have much energy. It makes me wonder if she even brushes her teeth before bed on days like this. If you're already at the sink to brush your teeth, removing making up takes an extra minute or two.
 
I think it's just laziness. She can't have much energy. It makes me wonder if she even brushes her teeth before bed on days like this. If you're already at the sink to brush your teeth, removing making up takes an extra minute or two.

I imagine she rarely brushes her teeth and her mouth is like a rotting, smelly pit where dreams go to die
 
"Different kind of Wellbutrin"

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DoctorLynn strikes again, schooling all of us haters--VERBATIM

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