Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FutureMrsBecky]

What I'm worried about is that her lab work might actually come clean. I know that sounds fucked up, but bear with me. A lot of younger (which I'd still put her on the cusp of) super morbidly obese people actually have fairly normal blood work because their body is still able to stave off a lot of the effects that would show that way. It's not that it won't happen - Father Beetus always takes his - it's just that it hasn't happened yet, but it definitely will soon.

I'm worried that might still be the case for AL, and that what small shred of self-awareness she has about her size and health will fly out the window. I'd imagine that conversation going something like this:

"Ms. Reid, your lab results are all normal, but - "
"THANKS GORL OMG I WAS SO DISCOMFORTED"
"Yes, but - "
"CANCEL MY APPOINTMENTS"
"Ms. Reid, we need to - "
sounds of the vegetable drawer being dumped in the trash "CANCEL THEM BOLTH"
"You're still at risk of - "
car door slamming "SIRI, GORL, GET ME DIRECTIONS TO TEXAS ROADHOUSE"

On that note....our gorl hasn't hit up the Cheesecake Factory in a while. Are there none near bumfuck Kentucky?

 

[Rotogravure]

On that note....our gorl hasn't hit up the Cheesecake Factory in a while. Are there none near bumfuck Kentucky?

Closest ones are in Lexington (1hr 55 ) or Knoxville (2h eight min) Approximate times. Cheesecake Factory is not worth this drive.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

IMHO, she will cop to having the 'Beetus and exploit it for views. "Nobody understands how hard this is for me"...or something like that, and then when people try to give her helpful advice, they'll just be haydurs. Same cycle as always.

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

If she's lyin', she's dyin'.

Except this is literal, as she can't take a labored, watery spasm that's technically still a breath without spitting out a lie.

 

[TwatWaffle]

Or she is going to tell everyone that some of the information is personal and private and she doesn't want to share it right now...

 

[Rotogravure]

Or she is going to tell everyone that some of the information is personal and private and she doesn't want to share it right now...

Probably a little of column A and a little of column B.

 

[Plantywitch]

Come on guys, don't be too harsh on AL, after all, she's a foster child and has had a hard life.
lol

 

[pickleniggo]

Thank jeebus....finally. Hopefully this isn't stretched into three painfully boring vlogs.View attachment 397275

This tweet is way too flippant, as if it were a promo for a show. So we can all assume she's going to be disingenuous and not take any warnings the doctor could give her seriously. In fact, I almost expect her to be smug about the results...

 

[Several guys]

We all know if her labs show anything bad she's gonna use the hell out of it for views and pity. Just like being diagnosed with depression. She literally used that to get pity for people leaving her comments that she doesn't like. She should have just came right out and said, "Ok guys, I have depression. I now have to take a med for it so y'all clean up your act in my comment section. No more leaving comments that aren't ass kissing."

This woman is never going to change. She's an attention whore, she is completely full of herself and she will never live in reality.

 

[London Raine]

I can see the click bait now. Her thumbnail will have a dreadful picture of her crying titled "my lab reesutz", and then she'll blabber on for 10 minutes talking about lighting, her make up, and Rarity. Hell, we may even get a laundry scene. The last 10 seconds will consist of "I'm fine guiz".

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Even if her blood results come back fine, with such obvious signs of de beetus - or never washing - wouldn't a doc discount them for a staggered series of tests? Even someone pre-diabetic or with beetus must have normal blood sugar sometimes, or am I being dumb?

Altho I have a feeling that she's going to exclude everything because its all down the The Depreshuns and will all magically get better when the happy pills sort out her shit life, give her endless entertainment and turn her into Kate Moss overnight and keep her that way despite 6k calories a day. She'll focus on the non-issue because it's easier, while blethering on about "this is a warning, guize" from her permanent VIP sofa at Texas Roadhouse.

Gonna need stronger pills.

 

[89elbees]

I believe AL is depressed on some level - I mean, honestly, how could she not be at 500+ elbees - but so much of it, if not all of it, is self induced. And even if it wasn't, her m ilking depression as an excuse is disgusting. Depression doesn't make you a shitty person. That's all you, gorl.

As for the impending beetus diagnosis, any doctor worth their salt will try to impress upon her the severity of her situation if she's not formally diabetic yet. Sometimes people can have the dark back of the neck thing and not formally have the beetus yet, so I guess there's a chance she got super lucky? Then again, I don't think I've ever seen beetus knuckles like that before...

 

[Whatthefuck]

Closest ones are in Lexington (1hr 55 ) or Knoxville (2h eight min) Approximate times. Cheesecake Factory is not worth this drive.

Nah, there's a Cheesecake Factory in Louisville. That would be closer. 30-45 mins. I keep telling y'all, she's not that far out in the sticks. We need to stop making that excuse for her.

 

[Rebel Scum]

What I'm worried about is that her lab work might actually come clean. I know that sounds fucked up, but bear with me. A lot of younger (which I'd still put her on the cusp of) super morbidly obese people actually have fairly normal blood work because their body is still able to stave off a lot of the effects that would show that way. It's not that it won't happen - Father Beetus always takes his - it's just that it hasn't happened yet, but it definitely will soon.

I'm worried that might still be the case for AL, and that what small shred of self-awareness she has about her size and health will fly out the window. I'd imagine that conversation going something like this:

"Ms. Reid, your lab results are all normal, but - "
"THANKS GORL OMG I WAS SO DISCOMFORTED"
"Yes, but - "
"CANCEL MY APPOINTMENTS"
"Ms. Reid, we need to - "
sounds of the vegetable drawer being dumped in the trash "CANCEL THEM BOLTH"
"You're still at risk of - "
car door slamming "SIRI, GORL, GET ME DIRECTIONS TO TEXAS ROADHOUSE"

This made me fall off the couch laughing.

 

[London Raine]

PL as someone who has type 2. She will be tested for an A1C test. This grabs your sugar levels from the past 90 days (you can't fool that test). the American Diabetes Association recommends an A1C goal of less than 7% for many adults with diabetes. With diet and exercise, it's possible to get it down to 5%. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say her A1C is hovering around 12%. One cannot consume that much sugar and fried foods without it effecting her. An initial diagnosis of diabetes is made if your A1C (glycated hemoglobin) is 6.5% or higher.

I'd love to see her numbers, but can pretty much guarantee she won't talk about it. Or, she will lie about it.

 

[Bitchinista]

I am 100% convinced that today's video will state that her blood work came back completely normal. Her smug tweet the other day of "Well, I wasn't expecting that" was all too telling. As previous posters have said, she still has her age on her side, so it is possible she can get away with a relatively clean blood report this time.

I am going to completely discredit this doctor, though, if all she did was take a fasted blood sugar reading and not an A1c. Amber should be given an A1C test and/or a full Glucose Tolerance Test, which involves drinking a 100g glucose/sugar drink and having her blood taken fasted, 1 hour after the drink, 2 hours, and 3 hours. That's the only way to get a true reading of how shitty her body is at processing sugar.

My prediction is the update video today is going to be her acting smug as shit about her being in perfect health. Then in future videos we'll get complaints about the side effects of the Wellbutrin, she'll stop taking them and we'll get a WHY I STOPPED TAKING MY MEDS video, and then she'll never go back to the doctor cause she's in perfect health and "meds didn't work" so why bother right?

I know we were all hoping for something to show up on this blood test, not because we wish harm on someone, but because it may have been the wakeup call she needed to scare her into taking her health seriously. Instead, if her readings were normal, it's going to have the opposite effect and encourage her to continue her lifestyle and gain even more weight, because she's totally healthy, y'all.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I am 100% convinced that today's video will state that her blood work came back completely normal. Her smug tweet the other day of "Well, I wasn't expecting that" was all too telling. As previous posters have said, she still has her age on her side, so it is possible she can get away with a relatively clean blood report this time.

I am going to completely discredit this doctor, though, if all she did was take a fasted blood sugar reading and not an A1c. Amber should be given an A1C test and/or a full Glucose Tolerance Test, which involves drinking a 100g glucose/sugar drink and having her blood taken fasted, 1 hour after the drink, 2 hours, and 3 hours. That's the only way to get a true reading of how shitty her body is at processing sugar.

My prediction is the update video today is going to be her acting smug as shit about her being in perfect health. Then in future videos we'll get complaints about the side effects of the Wellbutrin, she'll stop taking them and we'll get a WHY I STOPPED TAKING MY MEDS video, and then she'll never go back to the doctor cause she's in perfect health and "meds didn't work" so why bother right?

I know we were all hoping for something to show up on this blood test, not because we wish harm on someone, but because it may have been the wakeup call she needed to scare her into taking her health seriously. Instead, if her readings were normal, it's going to have the opposite effect and encourage her to continue her lifestyle and gain even more weight, because she's totally healthy, y'all.

If we're all being honest with ourselves, which is something our gorl wouldn't know anything about, we all know she won't follow through on anything she finds out. It won't matter if they tell her she is diabetic and her kidneys are failing. It won't matter if they find out she has high cholesterol and there is NO WAY IN HELL she doesn't. If they did a routine panel they likely don't have complete labs anyway to account for the myriad problems she likely has. Last time I had a comprehensive panel that involved anything and everything they took 10 vials of blood and I had to make a separate appointment to get it done and I'm healthy and average weight. The ADs are only going to last another week, I'd bet my life on it and we'll never hear about them again and we'll certainly never hear about that therapy appointment she's supposed to be making.

 

[Rebel Scum]

I'm kind of in the camp of her actually telling the truth about the lab results. Shocking I know...but think of the views she can get with titles like "500 lb woman living with diabetes" or "what I eat in a day as a diabetic". She would have a big dramatic show of her taking all her medications. We all know our gorl has no shame as long as she gets that money.

 

[Long time lurker]

I am 100% convinced that today's video will state that her blood work came back completely normal. Her smug tweet the other day of "Well, I wasn't expecting that" was all too telling. As previous posters have said, she still has her age on her side, so it is possible she can get away with a relatively clean blood report this time.

I am going to completely discredit this doctor, though, if all she did was take a fasted blood sugar reading and not an A1c. Amber should be given an A1C test and/or a full Glucose Tolerance Test, which involves drinking a 100g glucose/sugar drink and having her blood taken fasted, 1 hour after the drink, 2 hours, and 3 hours. That's the only way to get a true reading of how shitty her body is at processing sugar.

My prediction is the update video today is going to be her acting smug as shit about her being in perfect health. Then in future videos we'll get complaints about the side effects of the Wellbutrin, she'll stop taking them and we'll get a WHY I STOPPED TAKING MY MEDS video, and then she'll never go back to the doctor cause she's in perfect health and "meds didn't work" so why bother right?

I know we were all hoping for something to show up on this blood test, not because we wish harm on someone, but because it may have been the wakeup call she needed to scare her into taking her health seriously. Instead, if her readings were normal, it's going to have the opposite effect and encourage her to continue her lifestyle and gain even more weight, because she's totally healthy, y'all.

I partially agree with you. Doing a "catch-all" blood test might scare some patients enough that they'll come back for more detailed tests. You have to remember that this was the first visit to the doctor - the poor woman was probably at a loss on where to start with Amber. Specific, more accurate tests require planning ahead and scheduling. Collecting blood and sending it out is easier than playing phone tag with Amber in hopes she'd come back for specific tests.

Even if the doctor half-assed everything, it's evident that Amber is a problematic patient - hasn't seen a doctor in 10 years, clearly doesn't follow instructions, thinks she knows more than anyone else, is grossly overweight, lives a chaotic life...

I think she'll flat out lie and say the results were normal (I doubt they'll be) so she can sweep this under the rug. She wouldn't be able to afford more comprehensive tests anyway, besides some of them would require her to wake up early and truly not eat anything for more than half an hour.

A lot of younger (which I'd still put her on the cusp of) super morbidly obese people actually have fairly normal blood work

Amber is 27 yo and has lived a life of excess for most of it. She abuses food and alcohol, has taken (and stopped taking) medication without medical supervision more than once and god only knows what other kinds of abuse she put her body through.

I don't think she falls under the category of "she's still young, just wait until she gets older". If she doesn't have any serious medical condition I'll file it under major miracle.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Here's a bingo card for the upcoming video : )