Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

As long as she's meeting the Adsense threshold (which generally starts around $100), she should be getting paid monthly, if not every two weeks. If she is a part of a MCN it would be monthly.

I honestly think she doesn't make enough to pay for dental work. Even with insurance, root canals etc. can be up to $1,400-$1,600...and that's pretty standard work.

I'm guessing it won't happen.

Well hamber im sure wont be paying for her therapy either, I love how even though Necky is in pain from her tooth hurting she was talked about getting DBZ DVD set.

 

[Octomet]

When do You Tubers generally get paid? Is it quarterly?

Im wondering if Becky has to wait so long to get her mouth looked at because Hamber is strapped for cash

You mean spend money on someone else that doesn't involve Bath & Body Works? The horror!!

 

[Entertained409]

No way, this shit is hilarious.

We didn't get a drunken V-Day YouNow stream this year, but I sense we might get one for Easter.

You made me laugh. I hadn’t even thought of that. And now I’m optimistic.

 

[Xenomorph]

You mean spend money on someone else that doesn't involve Bath & Body Works? The horror!!

Or Destiny.

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

one more becklynn

Bwahhahaha.....a masterpiece!

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Amberlynn doing a DSP with a "TAX EMERGENCY" video when?

Wonder if Ricky claims them all as dependents?

I'd not be a happy bunny in Ricky's shoes. They screech and squawk til 6am, then all go to bed whilst he trudges off to kill chickens or whatever he does. One unemployed housemate is a pain in the arse, three is just.....fuck off, I'm leaving you all to it. You can change each others' nappies.

Ps. Becky's teeth may be that colour naturally. Yellower teeth are usually stronger than white ones, but we're all so used to the California Tombstones these days we've forgotten there can be huge natural variation. Sucking lemons is still a really shitty idea tho...

 

[formerfatcow]

Which one of you beautiful bastards is Thumbgorl on YouTube??

Its been a while since I've watched Destiny-era videos and I forgot how much Destiny added to AL's videos. Becky's just so fucking bland, maybe a bit less dense than Destiny but she's hardly got a personality. Destiny was as special as they come but in hindsight it seems kind of endearing.

Also Destiny looked happier with AL than Becky ever does, and AL looked happier with Destiny than she does now. The public displays of affection seemed way more frequent and genuine with Destiny.

 

[497]

What a depressing Snap story.

Amber, it doesn’t matter if you were suffering depression before getting on YouTube. The point is, your habit of paying attention to the “haydurs” exacerbates it. And you can’t tell us you don’t care when you dedicate like 40 snaps to kiwimemes.

There’s a similarity between your fans and “haydurs;” none of us know you personally. We’re only paying attention to what you’re giving us. And many see a person in dire straits, desperate for some kind of structure in her life.

Not everyone is against you, but you make it incredibly difficult for anyone to be on your side. For your own sake, call that therapist and try helping yourself for once.

I’m sorry to sperg. This just hits home I guess.

I don't know about youtube not making her more depressed. She's gained around 200 pounds since starting 3-4 years ago? Even if she was obese as a child she still didn't gain the weight that rapidly. Outlet for what? Doing mukbangs and getting paid some pennies to have people watch her eat?

 

[Brod Panis]

Its been a while since I've watched Destiny-era videos and I forgot how much Destiny added to AL's videos. Becky's just so fucking bland, maybe a bit less dense than Destiny but she's hardly got a personality. Destiny was as special as they come but in hindsight it seems kind of endearing.

Also Destiny looked happier with AL than Becky ever does, and AL looked happier with Destiny than she does now. The public displays of affection seemed way more frequent and genuine with Destiny.

Don't ya know? She doesn't do PDA with Necky because she's machur now!!

 

[angelicbitch]

But I thought Amber didn't read the comments.

 

[Croissants]

Fucking bora bora again.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

As far as exercise goes, AL knows she can swim in that lake the gays goes to. She doesn’t need a bathing suit. Hell, she can wear her black leggings and T-shirt and still get in there.
I’m over Beck’s teeth. She said she screwed up her tooth enamel by sucking lemons and drinking too much soda. I’m inclined to believe her. And they’re yellow. Wtfc? These gals have wayyy bigger issues to work out than Becky’s corn nibblet teeth.

Fucking bora bora again.

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Great job, AL! Ass pats all around!

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

She should aim for being able to complete a corn maze first.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Fucking bora bora again.

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She should probably consider fitting into the airplane seat prior to the 17 ish hour plane ride to Bora Bora. No self awareness. Also, do you really think she knows were things are? Like, geographically? I know she's been throughout the southern US, but as our gorl has admitted she's not exactly "educated". Do you think she imagines Bora Bora to be somewhere in the Bahamas or Mexico?

 

[classtrash]

Fucking bora bora again.

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It becomes more depressing if you sing the page to the turn of "part of your world" from The Little Mermaid. Maybe she was watching it while writing the page?
Soon she'll be like our gorl Tammy Slaton and start writing about how she wants to see the sky.

 

[89elbees]

That journal entry reads like a writing prompt a 3rd grader was forced to shit out a paragraph on before they could go out for recess.

 

[Xenomorph]

You can see how stunted she is in that journal entry. She cant even walk down a driveway and yet has all these fantasies about traveling to exotic locations or other landmarks that require a lot of foot traffic.
I dont know why she doesnt get this surgery for gastric, they even have loans you can take out if you dont have insurance with reasonable payback plans.
She could vlog her progress and people would watch that especially with the popularity of My 600 Pound Life but.. shes a moron.

 

[Papaya23]

"I want to pick up a rock located near the Grand Canyon"
There is so much to unpack here, like 'located' makes it sound like it's a specific rock permanently affixed somewhere, but not if she can pick it up. And it's just picking it up...and putting it back down? Not like, take it home or make a pendant out of it or anything.

"I want to ride on a real train."
On one hand this is the most hilarious dream, like even Kentucky has trains. And what kind of fake train did she take?

Now I'm just imagining her going to New York, trying to vlog on the subway at rush hour, like "hey guys *whip* Becky had to take the next train 'cause she couldn't fit, and neither of us can find the Wolmort gorl" while the tightly-packed commuters look on in horror.

 

[Whatthefuck]

"I want to pick up a rock located near the Grand Canyon"
There is so much to unpack here, like 'located' makes it sound like it's a specific rock permanently affixed somewhere, but not if she can pick it up. And it's just picking it up...and putting it back down? Not like, take it home or make a pendant out of it or anything.

"I want to ride on a real train."
On one hand this is the most hilarious dream, like even Kentucky has trains. And what kind of fake train did she take?

Now I'm just imagining her going to New York, trying to vlog on the subway at rush hour, like "hey guys *whip* Becky had to take the next train 'cause she couldn't fit, and neither of us can find the Wolmort gorl" while the tightly-packed commuters look on in horror.

Yep, KY has Amtrak. That's pretty much the most "real" train in the US. Sorry, gorl, we don't have the Orient Express with a bar car and sleeper cars. Sorry, gorl. The US gave up on that model years ago. If you want a "real" train, travel to Europe with will include slimming down to fit the seat, understanding that you and Becks will only have 50 elbees luggage allowance each, applying for and paying for a passport, doing even the most cursory of research to make reservations and book tickets for travel and reservations for lodging. Pro-tip: most hostels will not accommodate your size, do understand that going in. Also, the majority of the developed world is reliant on public transportation or walking in the city centers. You may want to consider that, as well. Hell, Bora Bora may be preferable for someone like you, but I would advise buying a pair of those support stockings that prevent blood clots for the journey.

ETA: I deleted my former post because of :autism:

 

[Octomet]

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But I thought Amber didn't read the comments.

She didn't pin that comment so she can "go back and find it". She pinned it to hopefully scare off the big ol' meanies leaving any hateful hatey hate.