Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Sure Thing Idiot]

That grotesque mouth fuckery she had going on is enough to make someone as vain as AL ghost their social media for a couple days so I don't think there's much to say about the air of silence other than that.
For all we know it's grown into a giant, crusted mess. They probably haven't split because if they did Amber would be vague-tweeting and snapchatting broken heart emojis and all that bullshit. Becky does seem increasingly disinterested and standoffish(since the black panther video) every time Amber shoves a camera in her face so the inevitable breakup is probably too not far away. If they're as close as they say they are I like to think Eric and Ricky had a talk with Becky while they were having a day out by themselves, somewhat neutral, maybe along the lines of "are you happy?" which maybe then turned into a conversation that sparked some questioning in Beckys mind because, whether or not there is something going on, she seemed irritable as fuck with Amber afterward when she was back home. That's just me being optimistic.

 

[frootloops]

I remember that, but I don't buy it. Although...this is Amber we're talking about, didn't she make Destiny sleep in the same bed with her after they'd broken up (and she was already dating Dana, if I remember correctly)?

I mean, in a sense I want to say, lets be real, she got in the bed because she wanted too cause shes a user loser bus cruiser (I'm baked). Anywho, I still think Necky & Becky are together.

 

[pickleniggo]

"My weight gets stares, my ass doesn't fit in chairs" Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

Her housemates petty, all alone, had a fight with Becky. Kick her out already, she’ll binge spaghetti.

I’m so sorry. I had to.

 

[89elbees]

So I just watched this video from 4 years ago when she was with Krystle. She reads us her MyFitnessPal bio which she has for some reason decided to write as a goddamn poem or a story. It's fucking hilarious. Starts at 5m4s sorry idk how to skip forward. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nFSale50QQ if the embed doesn't work.

"I love to write, and I'm very good with my words, um, on paper...but sometimes out loud I don't know how to express myself very well"
"Pure pleasure of each piece of pizza" A+ alliteration
"My mouth, my mind, it all wants fattening cheeseburgers and pints of Ben & Jerry ice cream. But my heart - now that wants something completely different, and it rhymes with 'ballad'" took me a bit to dissect this one...but she's trying to convey poetically that her heart wants a salad
"It's so easy to let myself go but so hard to put a noose around my fingers to stop the eating that I should not be doing" a noose around your..fingers? Gorl?
"I wanna try and forget the fear of extra skin, and live in the fear of obesity to get myself more motivated" DO YOU REALIZE HOW DELUSIONAL THIS IS AMBER?!‽?
"My weight gets stares, my ass doesn't fit in chairs" Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
"This is my journey, of me, melting to my success story" ?????? melting? what.
"The constant grasping for air while walking up the small flight of stairs is embarrassing"
"This will change my life in such a big, positive way - almost like - internal happiness"
"It said 'My Inspirations' I put my girlfriend, my health, and life itself" Well folks, mic dropped, we have a modern day Shakespeare on our hands.

Goddamn I can't wait for her story to drop. The world has been deprived of this wordsmith's artistry

 

[classtrash]

I admit, I giggled.

 

[Starve Hamber]

Amber's eyes lately.

 

[GORL]

I have a feeling they're still together. She just posted a picture of her and Becky holding hands on snapchat a day or so ago. I have a feeling Eric and Becky were talking about the girl whose underwear was posted on social media by Eric. They giggled and laughed about it, but didn't mention her name probably for that reason. Who knows, though?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

 

[Dovahshit]

I admit, I giggled.

foodie beauty

 

[DuckSucker]

Yup, I'm dying to know what AL did on Easter all alone in the house all day. Did she get into some mischief or make a mess?

Well, they tried to put everything out of reach and put those little stoppers in the sockets so she couldnt put something in them and get hurt or cause something to happen, but she snuck into the pantry and got into the 40 lb bag of dog food and tore open the corner to get some (beef 'n' cheddar) and knocked it out of the pantry and kibble spilled everywhere.

Then she was trying to pour a glass of juice but overfilled it and it got all over the counter and she couldnt hold the gallon jug in addition to the weight of her arms, so she fumbled it and it bounced off the counter and spilled all over the floor and mixed into the kibble, making it all soggy and causing it to start smelling. But she's too big to clean it up. Twinkie ended up shuffling through the paw deep sludge of soggy beef-'n'-cheddar and orange juice and got it all over his paws and tracked it through the house, ruining the carpet.

Plus she left all her crayons and toys all over the table and floor and when they got back, she had been binging shitty VHS tapes and leaving the tapes and the boxes strewn all over the living room and she was laid out in front of the tv on her belly and way too close to the tv, propping her head up on her hands and idly kicking her feet back and forth in the air, watching Rainbow Brite and shoveling down oreos. She didnt even rewind the tapes.

Im imaginging Big Baby AL just getting into all sorts of mischief, like a dumb toddler. I dunno, this is just really funny to me.

 

[Whatthefuck]

So we can all agree that something is up. She's been conspicuously quiet. If it's not a break up what could it be?

 

[Xenomorph]

So we can all agree that something is up. She's been conspicuously quiet. If it's not a break up what could it be?

Binge mode.

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

Well folks, mic dropped, we have a modern day Shakespeare on our hands.

More like Shaking Sphere.

 

[CC 855]

Amberlynn only gained 0.6 elbees in the month of March. Clapping for our gorl!!

 

[Rotogravure]

Amberlynn only gained 0.6 elbees in the month of March.

 

[Whatthefuck]

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That was literally my first thought.

 

[Malibougie]

There’s no way. According to her weigh ins that means that she lost about 10+ lbs in a week. Doubtful. Or she just sucks at math.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

Amberlynn only gained 0.6 elbees in the month of March. Clapping for our gorl!!

"My weight loss has been horrible this year" lol yeah, just this year. You've only had a problem with it the past 3 months.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

If she was down to 469.4lbs on January 27th (according to her Instagram) how is she now back at 494lbs and yet "only put on a pound" in March and 8.8lbs in February? Gorl, that math don't add up.

 

[Tear People Up]

If she was down to 469.4lbs on January 27th (according to her Instagram) how is she now back at 494lbs and yet "only put on a pound" in March and 8.8lbs in February? Gorl, that math don't add up.

Don’t question her math. Amber is often called a “human calculator,” after all.