Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[89elbees]

Radio silence inevitably means Amberlynn not ok (to be read in an Amy Slaton voice). I think weight gain is a given. The only question I have is if it's that by itself, or if there's trouble brewing in Kentucky lesbian paradise as well

 

[Xenomorph]

As breakup rumors swirl, Hamber posts this to Snap:

Shes over 500 and wont emerge until shes 499 or 600

 

[plant boy]

that's what Becky's face looks like when Hamber is eating her ass btw

i don't want to get into the nitty gritty here, but i think AL's bunghole is as elusive as her weight loss goals. Too much ass, not enough neck. :islamic::islamic::islamic:

 

[melissarendato]

Radio silence inevitably means Amberlynn not ok (to be read in an Amy Slaton voice). I think weight gain is a given. The only question I have is if it's that by itself, or if there's trouble brewing in Kentucky lesbian paradise as well

it's definitely not weight gain keeping her off the air. she's legit gained weight in every video we've ever seen of her since the dawn of her YT account.

 

[mama Lazarou]

Her videos are always late and out of order. Who knows when she took the twinky pic. If there's trouble she certainly will keep a lid on it for as long as possible.

 

[angelicbitch]

Her videos are always late and out of order. Who knows when she took the twinky pic. If there's trouble she certainly will keep a lid on it for as long as possible.

As breakup rumors swirl, Hamber posts this to Snap:

Amber uploaded the picture today (taken from the Snapchat/IG thread). Snapchat would say whether or not it was an old one.

 

[Malibougie]

I suppose that there could be a logical explanation- AL is a lazy land mass and decided that she needed some time off of her busy recording schedule.

...or she is finally bed bound. If we thought her life was boring before, it would be even worse from her bed. The most exciting part of her day would be her daily dusting of Baby gold bond powder.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

While I don't think they're breaking up, her posting pictures of Becky or putting up videos with her and Becky being loving toward each other means nothing if they actually DID break up (they didn't but I'm just saying)... she did the same thing with Destiny. Made videos with Destiny in it and I think in one they even kissed each other goodbye and they had been broken up for about a month at that point.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Or maybe Dr. Phil or 600lb life don't want her posting any new content until her episode airs.

Didn't Assanti go silent for a bit before his follow-up episode?

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

The only question I have is if it's that by itself, or if there's trouble brewing in Kentucky lesbian paradise as well

I want to see this happen. We can be all we want (or just claim to be) about this relationship, but I want to see this shit fall apart.

Becky and the boys need to waaaake up. Mostly Eric/Ricky need to snap NoNeckBecks out of it. I know Eric is no angel, I really don't care. I came here for AL. But maybe they finally realized that AL will never change and they will be forced to be caretakers to a screaming bed-bound toddler if Becky decides to stick by this cow... and they will suffer as well.

But just... why, Becky? She doesn't seem to be getting anything out of this relationship. Just companionship...? Just to say you have a girlfriend? She's always driving her around, dealing with her blackout binges (which we all know are just childish tantrums), making her eat her gross sloppy "healthy" soups and Grockpot... whatever meals..., her obnoxious screeching, and shoving a camera in her face when she obviously doesn't enjoy it. The most recent vlogs showing the most evidence of her not in the mood to be filmed.

She admittedly only contacted AL in the first place because she was afraid of her killing herself because of her self-made hate on YT. Thing is Amber is too narcissistic, completely un-self-aware, and in complete denial of her actions that may have any semblance of consequences or require any responsibility to do anything as severe as that... which is ironic because she's literally killing herself by eating food until she explodes.

It's everyone else that's the problem. In her mind, she is right. She is ALWAYS right and blames everyone else for her problems. Whether it's her drug-riddled parents, her foster care, her BED (aka food addiction...where'd that come from, I wonder?), or her fat-shaming haters on YouTube or here on Kiwi. Nah, Amber, gorl.... you're just a self-fulfilling lolcow. Whether you think you're just "trolling" us or not. And I thank you for it.

Call it late or whatever, I know we've reviewed all this shit before.... but I'm sooo bored.

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

that's what Becky's face looks like when Hamber is eating her ass btw

That’s also what Brady’s face looks like when he watches.

 

[497]

That’s also what Brady’s face looks like when he watches.

That's Twinkie's PTSD face

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

i don't want to get into the nitty gritty here, but i think AL's bunghole is as elusive as her weight loss goals. Too much ass, not enough neck. :islamic::islamic::islamic:

Really makes you wonder about the mechanics of their sex life, tbh. Can someone that fat even spread their legs wide enough to have sex or do we think hamber gets a leg up on a chair or step stool so Necks can get on in there?

 

[melissarendato]

Mostly Eric/Ricky need to snap NoNeckBecks out of it.

Ricky's specialty is unfortunately snapping things WITH necks :/

y'all i was talking about BECKY's ass being eaten. she's chunky but certainly slim enough for Amber's maw to slip between them asscheeks, devour that hot slop between her legs that Becky's developing over the course of a sweaty trip to the Walmart

better than corn zucchini mushroom chili ooooh yas honey

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

Ricky's specialty is unfortunately snapping things WITH necks :/

Maybe it's some lingo I don't understand, do you mean throwing shade? I know he does that, but is there actual proof of this besides dirty looks (maybe some rolled eyes) when he thinks no one is filming and and mumbled offhand comments during Eric's vlogs? And they weren't even directly towards Becky.

And, I mean I don't understand if you mean he's been currently trying to "snap" Becks out of this shit.

y'all i was talking about BECKY's ass being eaten. she's chunky but certainly slim enough for Amber's maw to slip between them asscheeks, devour that hot slop between her legs that Becky's developing over the course of a sweaty trip to the Walmart

better than corn zucchini mushroom chili ooooh yas honey

I don't have a horrifying rating yet.. but.. yeah... horrifying, dude.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

As breakup rumors swirl, Hamber posts this to Snap:

look at the discomfort coming from this kid's face

 

[mama Lazarou]

Maybe it's some lingo I don't understand

It's a joke about Ricky working at the chicken concentration camp. Calm down.

 

[melissarendato]

Maybe it's some lingo I don't understand, do you mean throwing shade? I know he does that, but is there actual proof of this besides dirty looks (maybe some rolled eyes) when he thinks no one is filming and and mumbled offhand comments during Eric's vlogs? And they weren't even directly towards Becky.

And, I mean I don't understand if you mean he's been currently trying to "snap" Becks out of this shit.

nah it was a joke about his chicken job

which yeah i haven't seen any proof of either! he could just as easily be managing a 7/11 somewhere

(no shade to people who work either of those jobs. they aren't easy and are certainly far more respectable than sitting at home scribbling in children's coloring books all day)

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

nah it was a joke about his chicken job

which yeah i haven't seen any proof of either! he could just as easily be managing a 7/11 somewhere

(no shade to people who work either of those jobs. they aren't easy and are certainly far more respectable than sitting at home scribbling in children's coloring books all day)

Ahhh fuck, yeah. Forgot people are all caught up in that shit. Sorry, I didn't catch it. Sorry dude. I ruined your joke.

It's a joke about Ricky working at the chicken concentration camp. Calm down.

lol what? I'm calm. I just didn't get the initial joke.

 

[theriddler3]

Genuinely interested in how much dental neglect is involved in teeth becoming that yellow. Even if you're an avid coffee/red wine drinker, if you just brush on a normal basis and don't bother with any kind of whitening, they won't look even half that bad

A personal lolcow of mine has fucking ORANGE teeth with orange goop containing green specs in between her teeth. She never fucking brushes and her breath smells like literal rotting flesh. You can smell it a yard+ away from her. She's 28 and has already had several teeth rot out of her skull. It's goddamned nasty. (Enabling wealthy parents+diagnosed, yet untreated mental illness and BPD)

My guess Becky probably brushes like once a week or something. They're disgustingly yellow teeth, but not "I'm completely unfamiliar with toothbrushes" sort of teeth.