Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[CindyChafe]

Beauty...
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Can someone make an edit of this picture where you flip her mouth upside down and add some messed up Joker-esque lipstick and the caption, "Turn that frown upside down"?

Pretty please. Or if you think of a more clever caption feel free. ​

 

[classtrash]

Can someone make an edit of this picture where you flip her mouth upside down and add some messed up Joker-esque lipstick and the caption, "Turn that frown upside down"?

Pretty please. Or if you think of a more clever caption feel free. ​

Derp

 

[CindyChafe]

Derp

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Bahaha, the more I stare at it the creepier it gets. Grinch vibes.

Also Joker Venom.

 

[89elbees]

truly eye openeen

 

[CindyChafe]

truly eye openeen

I love how AL was in the comments arguing with haydurz about how (1) she didn't have the food in the house to binge on prior to the binge and (2) it doesn't matter who drove her to get the food to binge on... even the people who only follow her through her "weight loss" Instagram are getting frustrated. She can't even keep up her charade.

 

[89elbees]

I wonder how she manages to get her hands on all this food. I'd imagine they don't go grocery shopping while AL is in binge mode, so I doubt they keep ice cream in the house unless it's Eric and Ricky's. If it is, I'd imagine the 500 lb toddler consistently eating all their food drives a rift between Necklynn and the boys.

Conversely, the more likely option: Becky went out and got ice cream for her while she was in ~binge mode~. Obviously she's a filthy enabler, but there's a certain degree of manipulation involved to get her to that point, and I don't think even AL could find a way to spin an entire pint of ice cream and 2 bags of chips as a reasonable purchase. So if Becky gave in to it, I doubt she was very happy about it.

Either way you spin it, seems like there's trouble brewing in Kentucky.

 

[CindyChafe]

Perhaps she waddled her ass to the Family Dollar that the house is near? I mean it's a huge stretch and would be way out of character for our precious Amber, but it's the only option that doesn't involve someone driving her somewhere to buy her food.

 

[GORL]

"It doesn't matter how I got the food." Wow.

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

The dumb cunt thinks she's being so sassy with that response. "I know other people who drive" So is Hamberlynn using Ricky as an errand boy or having Rafe drive all the way over there to pick her junk food?

 

[DuckSucker]

Why is everyone getting upset with me!? I only whine and bitch and make them drop everything to drive me around when I want to go out, or go get my food or junk food, take me out to eat or buy me things, and then I mope and act like theyre ungrateful and take me for granted if they dont do it just right!!!! Stop misunderstanding me, Im a good person!

Not having a car/being independent absolutely puts a strain on your relationships. Nobody wants to be your parent and take you out all the fucking time. Take the fucking bus or at least have some shame about using people as your taxi service.

I bet she doesnt understand that people probably dont want to be with her all the fucking time, because she may want to be with them, and doesnt understand that it's not a privilege to do your chores or run your errands even if she's going along and they arent taking you for granted. Maybe if you were less clingy and needy they might invite you out more often on their own and want to spend more time with you.

 

[GORL]

Not sure if this is dumb or not, but I recently found out that the mermaid shirt Amber wears is actually a swimsuit cover up.

The dumb cunt thinks she's being so sassy with that response. "I know other people who drive" So is Hamberlynn using Ricky as an errand boy or having Rafe drive all the way over there to pick her junk food?

If I didn't know any better, I'd say she's *almost* shifting blame on someone for her binge. I'm sure it was Ricky or Rafe. Who else does she have in her friend group?

 

[formerfatcow]

truly eye openeen

If one pound of fat contains 3,500 calories, and she's claiming she would need to eat 3,000 excess calories a day to weigh 500.9lbs in 5 weeks, that would be 105,000 total excess calories in 5 weeks, or 30 pounds. She's basically claiming she's 470.9lbs right now.

 

[classtrash]

At this point it does matters, because somehow she got her grubby paws on shit food and blew through 5000+ calories in one day. Whoever gave into her and got her that food be it Becky, Ricky, Eric, Becky's sister, Rafe, Hannah, santa. It matters. She has put whoever brought her the food into an enablers position. If you ask someone for a small favor, they're more likely to do larger favors for you later on. She knows this.

Ah fuck it. I'm thinking that while she can still wobble, she wobbled to the Family Dollar behind their house right before they closed and bought all the binge food for the night/20 minutes. Who the hell knows, maybe she wobbled over while Beckster and the gaybies were out for the day and hid the food under her hoard of junk.

 

[formerfatcow]

Not sure if this is dumb or not, but I recently found out that the mermaid shirt Amber wears is actually a swimsuit cover up.
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First the Minnie Mouse nightgown and now this. She's really grown so big the only tops she can wear are dresses.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

Only Amber is allowed to blame everyone else for every single one of her problems!!! No one else is allowed!!!

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

But she fits into a 3x sometimes y'all.

 

[GremlinKween]

Our gorl just needed to have her ice cream and chips yesterday. I wonder what kind of pathetic tantrum she threw to manipulate the boys into towing her ass to the store since neckys car is toast

 

[Malibougie]

She has no defense to get through a craving. She is NEVER EVER going to lose this weight on her own if she doesn’t get professional help.

I am not buying that she is not at 500+ by looking at her last vlog. She lies to herself more than I think that she lies to everyone else, which is a lot.

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

She sounds pretty salty....she's probably surprised she didn't get asspats and pity points for being so "real and raw" about her latest binge.