Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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After AL makes the Necky sleeping with a cow joke, Ricky slides in with "I was gonna say that but I can't say that because then I'm BEING MEAN" shade...

Truth of the matter is, while you are not wrong about Big Al being a heifer, the fact of the matter is bb gorl pays your way half of the time and without her pity viewership you wouldn't be able to scrape together the tiny bit of adsense you currently get to fund your lavish Kentucky lifestyle. So yeah, any time you "joke" you're being an asshole. Good thing though, AL deserves all the hate she gets so embrace it!

I love how her fitness ap is just like "hey bitch, you're 500lbs stop kidding yourself". Its being very generous though, less than 10lbs in 5 weeks? Big Al can gain 12+lbs in a week we already know that! Don't sell her short.
 
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What if Amber had one of her binge blackouts and punched Necky in the face with one of her fat hooves? And knocked Necky's tooth out since she can't drive her to get food. haha..sorry, just trying to figure out what happened since she didn't vlog it and she usually vlogs things like that.
 
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What if Amber had one of her binge blackouts and punched Necky in the face with one of her fat hooves? And knocked Necky's tooth out since she can't drive her to get food. haha..sorry, just trying to figure out what happened since she didn't vlog it and she usually vlogs things like that.
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It's not uncommon for poor people with no insurance to get their teeth pulled instead of fixed.
 
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Stop fucking doing this shit you fucking losers.
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Does amber stink ?
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I have health things going on. I just lost a shit ton of weight, although I was never that huge, I mean, my biggest was well under 300. But, when I was at my heaviest, I got put on meds that made me swell up like Violet from Willy Wonka. I was briefly... unable to attend to my own hygiene needs. I was a hospital inpatient at the time, and had a nurse-assisted shower every day. I still smelled a bit vinegary and yeasty. The skin was just not getting air properly. Direct medical care couldn't stop me from getting funky. I was taken off the meds and deflated. It was wonderful.

Amberlynn motherfucking stinks. I assure you.
 
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I totally thought this was posted on the parody account. It's not.
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This tweet is the reason why Amber will never lose the weight. "You can't miss something you've never had." She's been huge her entire life. She's never known the feeling of a runner's high. She cannot fathom the sense of freedom that comes with running and watching the scenery change around you. Even crossing her legs at the knees is probably something she's never done before. Amber has trapped herself in this bubble of comfort and convenience - asking any more of her would be considered torture.

It's much easier to ask forgiveness for gaining than taking control of her life for once. That's why I keep watching; the only thing creative about her channel is the lies she concocts to get herself out of weight loss. Getting bored with the "depreshun" angle tho.
 
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A bit off and on topic.

This woman was suggested for me to watch earlier and I went through a couple of her videos. I present the dazzling Pink Fairy.
I almost feel like AL found this woman and semi copies her ideas for the past few years. They both started off with normal titles "Come shopping with me" and when Pink Fairy changed to "COME SHOPPING WITH ME" AL followed suit.

They both have a touching candy video around the same day. Pink Fairy eating and touching the candy and AL ASMR Candy ear fuck.
Pink Fairy November 3rd 2017

Amberlynn Reid November 5th 2017

I'm aware that Pink Fairy has a lot less subs, but that's what a lot of channels do. They find smaller channels to gank their ideas/content so no one can point it out. They bolth address the "haters" the same way. The only big differences I have found are PF has kids and is upfront with the whole "i huff down little debbie cakes." and AL desperately wants babies and is a dainty princess who would never admit to eating such low quality unhealthy food like little debbie or subway. It's like I'm in bizarro world. It's almost as if they're spinach sisters.
 
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classtrash said:
A bit off and on topic.

This woman was suggested for me to watch earlier and I went through a couple of her videos. I present the dazzling Pink Fairy.
I almost feel like AL found this woman and semi copies her ideas for the past few years. They both started off with normal titles "Come shopping with me" and when Pink Fairy changed to "COME SHOPPING WITH ME" AL followed suit.

They both have a touching candy video around the same day. Pink Fairy eating and touching the candy and AL ASMR Candy ear fuck.
Pink Fairy November 3rd 2017

Amberlynn Reid November 5th 2017

I'm aware that Pink Fairy has a lot less subs, but that's what a lot of channels do. They find smaller channels to gank their ideas/content so no one can point it out. They bolth address the "haters" the same way. The only big differences I have found are PF has kids and is upfront with the whole "i huff down little debbie cakes." and AL desperately wants babies and is a dainty princess who would never admit to eating such low quality unhealthy food like little debbie or subway. It's like I'm in bizarro world. It's almost as if they're spinach sisters.
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JFC I was skipping around this video and I clicked on 7:10, what the FUCK is going on there? Is she forcing food down her gullet so she can mash more food into her mouth hole faster? Also the noises are atrocious.
 
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