Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[C3PBRO]

"I'm proud of me, I don't need you to be proud of me" is the fastest possible way to alienate people who might try to actually give a shit about you. That is if they haven't already been alienated the slow way, which would be a 7+ year weight loss journey with exactly zero results.

 

[8008135]

I love when she tries to be overly nice to people and it just comes off bitchy lol

Bitchy? That's being polite. She's a straight-up, rude-ass cuntbag.

 

[W00K #17]

I had some random thoughts last night, and one of them was, would a random thoughts and questions about AL thread be a good idea? I know the main thread somewhat caters to this, but it's always to me seemed mostly for discussing current events and theories/predictions regarding Amber. I think having a dedicated thread for random AL thoughts that don't necessarily contribute anything substantial to the main thread, as well as for questions that might be pretty late, might clean things up.



Another thread that could be amusing would be a dedicated "Amber Lynn Reid lying and contradicting herself" thread. Just a single one that's dedicated to specific examples of her bullshitting. This is something about her that is such a large part of who she is and why many people watch her, that I think it might deserve it's own thread.



As a noob I don't want to be making whole threads before I've earned my keep, so if anyone thinks they'd like to make an OP for these, go for it.

 

[SweetDee]

Gotta say, I'm really enjoying her newfound southern accent.

 

[Xenomorph]

what the fuck is wrong with her and those chemtrails triggers? she is so dumb that maybe this is good that she is too lazy to vote. better binge on those kettle cooked chips

Fucking Dusty was the one who turned her onto that shit.

Start at 10:20

 

[ricecake]

"I'm proud of me, I don't need you to be proud of me" is the fastest possible way to alienate people who might try to actually give a shit about you. That is if they haven't already been alienated the slow way, which would be a 7+ year weight loss journey with exactly zero results.

Well, is gaining 200 lbs. "zero results?"

 

[Dovahshit]

Why is she always so proud of herself? Any little imaginary accomplishment and she's gushing with pride.

because she has nothing left.

 

[89elbees]

Fucking Dusty was the one who turned her onto that shit.

Start at 10:20

I didn't tune in to our gorl until the Becky era, so thank you for sharing this classic. Holy fuck. Maybe she knew it was gonna rain because, oh, I don't know, she checked the fucking weather forecast? All that aside, AL was obviously so much happier with Destiny. Just that video of her with Dusty is such a stark contrast to her interactions with Becky.

 

[C3PBRO]

Well, is gaining 200 lbs. "zero results?"

I guess we're dipping into negative results, or whatever the antonym of #goalz is.

 

[W00K #17]

Fucking Dusty was the one who turned her onto that shit.

Start at 10:20

In her mind:


If density believes it, I MUST BELIEVE IT TO!! And also demonstrate frequently that i believe it, so that destiny knows I'm true and honest.

 

[Xenomorph]

In her mind:


If density believes it, I MUST BELIEVE IT TO!! And also demonstrate frequently that i believe it, so that destiny knows I'm true and honest.

Yeap, in a video right before she is about to move and meet Dusty in person for the first time, she goes on at length about how much they have "in common". You have to laugh at the things this girl used as common things to justify moving in with the sped.

 

[DuckSucker]

Gotta say, I'm really enjoying her newfound southern accent.

It sounds like someone imitating what they think Foghorn Leghorn would sound like as a valley girl.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

"This was not cooked in butter"
She wants ass pat points for asking that grilled chicken not be cooked in butter. Way to go fatty.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

She's so full of shit, she wonders why people don't like her. It's not that you're fat as fuck, we laugh at that, it's that you are ALWAYS a disingenuous raging cunt.

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

It sounds like someone imitating what they think Foghorn Leghorn would sound like as a valley girl.

‘Gorl, I say, gorl.’

 

[Tiny Clanger]

The only thing she has going for her is that she's not a pathological liar and is under 500lbs.

And that she's a biological marvel. By somehow managing to have both five chins and no chin at all at the same time. Truly, we are seeing a new branch on humanity's evolutionary tree....albeit a somewhat stumpy one.

 

[Xenomorph]

They'll end up in the world's most tedious standoff - Amber filming Eric filming Becky filming Amber. Meanwhile, Ricky can be seen stringing up a noose in the background.

Honestly, one day one of these vloggers will point their phones at the wrong person out and about and get sued.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Honestly, one day one of these vloggers will point their phones at the wrong person out and about and get sued.

or punched

I'm surprised public spaces aren't putting out "do not film" notices, especially when there are kids around and idiots like these think everything is grist to their vuhlorgeen mill. The awful thing is that she doesn't even realise, yet any decent parent would hit the roof if their kids ended up on a random stranger's YT channel. Funnies aside, it's puzzling that none of them realise it's an invasion of privacy - we all know why Amber doesn't get it/care, but none of them know?

There'll probably be some paradigm-shifting lawsuit eventually, or enough of a threat of one that places like Waltat will stop allowing it (although how anybody can wander about rambling drivel into a selfie-stick clutched in their fat paw and not spontaneously combust out of pure cringe is a key question.) And then...o noes! What would Amber do then? The horror, the horror.

It's incredible really. I've never been in a Walmart,* yet thanks to Our Lady of the Lard I'm pretty sure I could be thrown in any random one and immediately make my way to the schlockiest, gaudiest tat in there. Amber be educatifying me in the ways of redneck.

*Aaaaand....no. Just no. Do not want. Our supermarkets are already the innermost circle of pure hell, please don't let them get any more bad ideas

 

[FlutterBy]

If you’re in a public space or private property open to public, you have no expectation of privacy and it’s totally legal to photograph/film without consent. At least in the US anyway.
I do agree it’s pretty lame to be able to profit from that kind of thing, and profiting from the vlogs of little kids who can’t give consent (who are not your own... *coughcough* Brady) is gross. But I honestly can’t find one thing about this cow that isn’t vomit-worthy, so there’s that.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

It's not the filming/photographing which will likely cause an issue, it's the publication - there are already a ton of conflicts around publishing and new media. Commercial entities like TV get consent to cover themselves and it's essentially the same thing. Anybody can get caught up and slapped all over the internet right now....which is kinda why I hope it'll end up with somebody getting thumped.

Legality aside tho, I meant invasion of privacy purely from a personal standpoint. They are assuming everyone is just as keen to shove their face in front of a camera as these performing monkeys. Its just invasive and tacky but, as you say, what about this mob isn't?

Ngl I'd probably pay someone to clobber our gooorl. Except they'd lose their fist up to the elbow.