Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[497]

So I'm behind on my lore has she actually ever posted any proof of her mythical 84 pound weight loss or is it just another lie?

It doesn't matter- even after losing the 89elbees she still couldn't fit in any of the Disney rides with Krystal.

 

[Calling]

Lol so no real proof then. I'm sure someone as self-obsessed as her would have before-after pics if she actually did that. Thanks guys!

She actually did have a before and after image that someone posted a while back, probably in this thread somewhere.

It was kind of impressive, tbh. Krystal was in the background, and she also lost a respectable amount.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

Grabbed these from an older post of @angelicbitch's.
The first is said to be near her old highest weight of 420.

 

[Calling]

Thanks for doing the legwork and finding the photos!

Honestly, she should be looking at her selfies with Krystal for motivation instead of random Twitter kiddies sending her photoshopped images. The actual photos are impressive on their own, and a solid testament to what she can achieve with a controlled diet.

 

[Fatblackpussy]

Is this normal? Her ass.... there is no way she can wash it

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Is this normal? Her ass.... there is no way she can wash it

Fuck that, there's no way she can wipe it!

 

[A Owl]

Fuck that, there's no way she can wipe it!

Makes a fine avatar though, eh?

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Makes a fine avatar though, eh?

DAMN FINE.

 

[Hot Cheeto Gorl]

I'll take my :late: if needs be, but just had a thought: if this whale is really making somewhere near $10K/month (not believing she does, but I can imagine around half that) - why on earth does this lazy bitch not take advantage of a meal prep service? Cursory Google search tells me there are at least 3 companies that can deliver to her area. She can even pick her lovely meals. She wouldn't need to do a thing.

Oh right, because she doesn't actually want to change and also is a lying liar who lies and a cheating cheater who cheats. My god she's exceptional.

She would claim she doesn't need that because she knows EVERYTHING about nutrition and knows how to lose weight. By the end of this year she will be pushing 550 at the rate she is going. She already gained 8 pounds from her 5 failed weight loss challenges.

 

[pickleniggo]

Is this normal? Her ass.... there is no way she can wash it

Her entire midsection is shaped like a marshmallow peep.

 

[FlutterBy]

Is this normal? Her ass.... there is no way she can wash it

Her ass is gargantuan but part of that door blends in to her ginormous junk trunk so it’s slightly deceiving. Unlike Amber ... who’s decidedly deceiving.

EDIT: OMG no it’s not! Holy planet ass!

 

[Xenomorph]

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Still so bitter over Destiny.

Interesting Hamber, Dusty did the same when you were trying to get your meal ticket

 

[497]

Fuck that, there's no way she can wipe it!

Not only can she not wipe it, as someone else said imagine the shit having to travel through that ass.

 

[ADHD]

She probably just shits on the floor near the litter box and blames it on the cats.

 

[Git]

Is this normal? Her ass.... there is no way she can wash it

There's no way that is real. I thought that was photoshopped at first. You typically don't see asses like that outside Africa.

 

[neckyhamhock]

Is this normal? Her ass.... there is no way she can wash it

What's fucked up is that in her head she probably just thinks she's a thicc bitch. When in reality her ass is crazy malformed like what you see in her beloved "My 600lb Life."

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

Is this normal? Her ass.... there is no way she can wash it

:dumb: as fuck but I wouldn't blame the boys to make her poop outside... otherwise...

 

[Tiny Clanger]

From awhile back...

Blimey. If her cleavage line gets any higher it'll meet her choker and she'll split in half.

Success! Another milestone reached. Let's celebrate at Texa...*bag whacked round head in haste, door slams*

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I remain convinced this is the weight-loss plan. She'll split in two. Job dun.

 

[Dovahshit]

What's fucked up is that in her head she probably just thinks she's a thicc bitch. When in reality her ass is crazy malformed like what you see in her beloved "My 600lb Life."

the only good function her ass has

 

[angelicbitch]

Assuming she's going to Becky's sister's house for a few days like she said.
She can pack all her cheap makeup but not her scale? Gorl.
Then again, she forgets to pack clothing too.