Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[OstREEEch]

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"Tits" out for jeebus.

When does it stop being tits and just a front crease?

 

[theriddler3]

When does it stop being tits and just a front crease?

A vertical fold, if you will.

Can you imagine how much food gets stuck in that warm, yeasty crevice? It looks like she's just pushing her arms together to do that. She does that while she eats. I wouldn't doubt she has a full Roadhouse meal (with extra ranch) hiding in there by the time she gets her bimonthly shower.

 

[angelicbitch]

She thinks that floating around in water for a few hours burns enough calories to eat enough food that she can pick it up with a serving spoon.

"And say passive aggressive things" as if that's not all she does on twitter 24/7.

Spoiler: Her idiotic and enabling fans

"The portion size was great!!"
"Rice doesn't matter!!! Keep eating those carbs, gorl!!"
"You burned enough cals!!!"

Her fans have to be the dumbest group of people. Amber basically lives off carbs, which fucks up your body. She thinks fat is horrible (her shitting on keto even though she ate bacon every single day) but has been proven to not fuck you up if you eat healthy fats and moderate "unhealthy" fats.

That portion size was also crazy! Two full bowls! And no, she didn't/wouldn't burn off so many calories by floating around.

She passive aggressively joked before that she didn't know her haydurs were nutritionists or dietitians - well, didn't know your enabling fans were those either! But she retweeted them with no problem.

 

[Cauliflower Gorl]

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TL;DR - How dare you all not pat my fucking ass?

Amber is the one that keeps insisting on sharing these failed weight loss journeys, and is shocked when people stop buying into her crap. Nobody told her to put her life out there, so sulking about not receiving the praise and validation she seeks out really just tells me she's not doing this for any reason other than attention.

She's literally on death's doorstep but is worried about what people are saying in regards to the mukbang nobody forced her to film/cares about seeing.

If she's losing weight like she says she is and being ~so healthy~, why does it matter what the fuck anybody else thinks?

Don’t forget, she’s not reading the comments, you guise. She’s such a flying fucking idiot for claiming to avoid reading the comments... but somehow she knows what everyone has to say about her content. Amazing.

Edit: spelling/grammar

 

[C3PBRO]

This is pedantic asf but the strangest thing to me about this particular tirade is that she typed it out in her phone's stock notary app and took screenshots (with tremendous overlap and no cropping), to post to Twitter. How can someone whose entire livelihood depends on social media be so monumentally bad at it?

 

[angelicbitch]

I sure she thinks that's what she wears, but she's also never worn a properly-fitted bra in her life (and unfortunately, most normal women haven't either).

Her tits don't really have that much volume, so I don't think a B is too small. She can certainly sister size up to a C or D to find bands that fit her properly because I remember her saying that it was hard to find bands large enough.

 

[JaneThough]

'That meal is 580 calories'

Gorl, who do you think you're fooling? She claims that was 2 servings of rice, but two servings of rice is one cup, aka 8 ounces. There is no way that was only two servings, it was most definitely 2 cups. Alone, that's 412 calories. Now the chana masala. Chickpeas are incredibly calorie dense. I am going to say 2 cups of that as well, which is (conservatively) 423 calories. 834 calories gorl!

 

[Cauliflower Gorl]

This is pedantic asf but the strangest thing to me about this particular tirade is that she typed it out in her phone's stock notary app and took screenshots (with tremendous overlap and no cropping), to post to Twitter. How can someone whose entire livelihood depends on social media be so monumentally bad at it?

She is monumentally bad at everything including the bare minimum... eating. She can’t even fucking eat properly w/ the resources of 2018. She is monumentally terrible at everything. Sit and think about all the mundane tasks she vlogs... she’s incredibly terrible at everything from cutting an onion to grocery shopping to washing her goddamned hair. “Monumentally bad” at living a human life is the ultimate description of AL, IMO. Wonderful choice of words, @C3PBRO

 

[JaneThough]

Absolute bullshit that meal is 580 calories, I agree.

:powerlevel:I frequently cook curries and that portion size is enough to feed me for two days, and is around 450-500 calories per serving.

As you said, that is most certainly two cups of rice, which I'm sure in her mind is two servings but in reality it truly is 4.

She's getting offended at people pointing out her delusional interpretation of portion size, yet insists she knows better than everybody else.

It's not like there are hundreds of people who have successfully lost weight and kept it off that might follow her or anything, we're all just dumbfuck haydurz who have no idea about nutrition or portion size, unlike our Queen of Moderation.

To be fair, if she wasn't so great at dieting and portion control, she'd be 700 lbs now by her own admission, so she's def the expert here at her petite, healthy 500 lbs.

 

[pickleniggo]

Keep defending that popular and realistic weight loss strategy. Because Weight Watchers has totally and completely worked so well in the past. Permanent and sustainable weight loss, y'all.

 

[C3PBRO]

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TL;DR - How dare you all not pat my fucking ass?

Amber is the one that keeps insisting on sharing these failed weight loss journeys, and is shocked when people stop buying into her crap. Nobody told her to put her life out there, so sulking about not receiving the praise and validation she seeks out really just tells me she's not doing this for any reason other than attention.

She's literally on death's doorstep but is worried about what people are saying in regards to the mukbang nobody forced her to film/cares about seeing.

If she's losing weight like she says she is and being ~so healthy~, why does it matter what the fuck anybody else thinks?

Lmao she posted this on twitter too. She mad.

As an aside, I've never known anyone to say "I'm proud of myself" as much as Amberlynn, which is ironic and hilarious because I don't know anyone with less to be proud about.

 

[angelicbitch]

But she's not passive aggressive.

 

[497]

I know it's been said before...but when she says the rice is allowed on WW I wonder if it says like "a cup of cooked rice" but she measures it out dry... then it says it's one portion but she goes for 2.... which is really 4-8 because she measured it uncooked. It just looked like alot.

 

[JaneThough]

I would not doubt that she doesn't know the difference between portioning out rice cooked or uncooked.

 

[Recent Lurker]

I know it's been said before...but when she says the rice is allowed on WW I wonder if it says like "a cup of cooked rice" but she measures it out dry... then it says it's one portion but she goes for 2.... which is really 4-8 because she measured it uncooked. It just looked like alot.

Okay so I cook about a cup of rice (mind you, I split it and give half to my sis cause rice is hella filing) and when its all together in a bowl, its past the rim similar to Ambers. Apparently half a cup is a serving of rice so shes eating AT THE VERY LEAST, two servings. But it could be more idk

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Amber? That cross you keep nailing yourself to makes your ass look fat(ter.)
XOXO
An Haydur

 

[literally low-key]

In her "I lost 300lbs" video she buys two packages of rice. One is basmati and the other jasmine. It's Uncle Ben's Ready Rice. The package makes two cups of rice and it says serving size is one cup. She said she had two servings so she ate the whole package.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

In her "I lost 300lbs" video she buys two packages of rice. One is basmati and the other jasmine. It's Uncle Ben's Ready Rice. The package makes two cups of rice and it says serving size is one cup. She said she had two servings so she ate the whole package.

and one serving of that ready rice is 250 cals, not 160 as she claims.

 

[C3PBRO]

and one serving of that ready rice is 250 cals, not 160 as she claims.

This is correct, the jasmine is 250 cals per serving, and the basmati is 220. Lying; another thing she does a lot and is still shit at.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

'That meal is 580 calories'

Gorl, who do you think you're fooling? She claims that was 2 servings of rice, but two servings of rice is one cup, aka 8 ounces. There is no way that was only two servings, it was most definitely 2 cups. Alone, that's 412 calories. Now the chana masala. Chickpeas are incredibly calorie dense. I am going to say 2 cups of that as well, which is (conservatively) 423 calories. 834 calories gorl!

I don't know why she pretends to be/eat healthy if she binges every night.

Like, we can see that you are the size of a small hippo.
It's not like she can fool anyone by saying "Oh, THIS is only 500 calories and that - soo healthy you guise!"

The more she focuses on weight loss the more the urge to binge again will follow.
It's astonishing why she hasn't figured that out yet.