Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Nightlife Monster Truck]

I know it's been said before...but when she says the rice is allowed on WW I wonder if it says like "a cup of cooked rice" but she measures it out dry... then it says it's one portion but she goes for 2.... which is really 4-8 because she measured it uncooked. It just looked like alot.

That's exactly what I thought. I think she read that a "serving" was 1 cup and was about 130 calories, figured she could afford to have two servings, and so cooked 2 cups dry measure. Then, of course, ending up with at least 4 freaking servings!

She claimed that entire meal was 580-ish calories while I estimate it was probably northwards of 1500. WTG Amber!

 

[Cauliflower Gorl]

That's exactly what I thought. I think she read that a "serving" was 1 cup and was about 130 calories, figured she could afford to have two servings, and so cooked 2 cups dry measure. Then, of course, ending up with at least 4 freaking servings!

She claimed that entire meal was 580-ish calories while I estimate it was probably northwards of 1500. WTG Amber!

Exactly. WW can’t be a weight loss “solution” for anyone if the user is killing themselves by not being able to grasp the concept of fucking portion sizes.

 

[CindyChafe]

Honestly that’s about what I would expect if I saw that snap and had never seen Amber before.

 

[shecameforcwc]

Will ambers shenanigans ever make the front page of kiwi farms?

 

[Guest69]

Will ambers shenanigans ever make the front page of kiwi farms?

Nah, she is to boring for that.
Maybe when she is bedbound because of the absurdity of a bedbound vlog or when she gets a new gf that isnt even more boringerer than her.

 

[angelicbitch]

Amber reaches for food immediately after she wakes up. She can't go an hour without stuffing her face? If she can't be fucked to brush her hair, then she likely doesn't brush her teeth or shower. A nasty and pathetic life.

I also thought she couldn't eat after she wakes up? Gorl, another lie.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Will ambers shenanigans ever make the front page of kiwi farms?

She should when she makes 600lb.
Come on gorl I believe in you!

 

[Hot Cheeto Gorl]

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Amber reaches for food immediately after she wakes up. She can't go an hour without stuffing her face? If she can't be fucked to brush her hair, then she likely doesn't brush her teeth or shower. A nasty and pathetic life.

I also thought she couldn't eat after she wakes up? Gorl, another lie.

so her first meal of the day is dinner? and she "woke up" at a time that even fucking Eric was going out to be productive for once

 

[QueenOfModeration]

Will ambers shenanigans ever make the front page of kiwi farms?

She did once for maybe half a day with Your Favorite Amber Moment/Event.

Other than that, I imagine the next time we'll hit front page is when she finally becomes bed bound or kicks the bucket. She may have a large following of haydurs but she's extremely boring compared to other cows here.

 

[Sparkletor]

Cooked rice and uncooked rice are the same size because cooked rice just has a little water weight and we all know that doesn't really count.

 

[C3PBRO]

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Amber reaches for food immediately after she wakes up. She can't go an hour without stuffing her face? If she can't be fucked to brush her hair, then she likely doesn't brush her teeth or shower. A nasty and pathetic life.

I also thought she couldn't eat after she wakes up? Gorl, another lie.

Imagine eating more than two servings of rice and a metric bum-ton of canned chick peas right after waking up. I bet she made the lake look like a hot tub with all the farting she was doing.

 

[sperginity]

Will ambers shenanigans ever make the front page of kiwi farms?

I was sorta shocked that "I'm five hundred pounds" wasn't featured, she finally fucking admitted it. Someone is gonna have to die in AL's immediate circle for null to want to bring any attention to this board.

 

[Malibougie]

so her first meal of the day is dinner? and she "woke up" at a time that even fucking Eric was going out to be productive for once

Thought that she said that she can’t eat right after she wakes up...

 

[andywhorehol]

she's def getting lazy as fuck with her vids. though I'm not complaining that she chucked "comment call out"

haters will say its fake

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amber is always saying how she takes nyquil to sleep and for her many illnesses. I wonder if part of the reason she takes it is for the sweet taste. A dose of Nyquil has nearly 100 calories and 17 grams of sugar, more sugar than a serving her Haribo gummy peaches.

 

[andywhorehol]

Amber is always saying how she takes nyquil to sleep and for her many illnesses. I wonder if part of the reason she takes it is for the sweet taste. A dose of Nyquil has nearly 100 calories and 17 grams of sugar, more sugar than a serving her Haribo gummy peaches.

holy shit

 

[Cauliflower Gorl]

Our gorl posted an obnoxious black screen with large rainbow letters declaring her Snapchat is now open and anyone can send her a message at this time. Wonder if this move to back up the lie that she’s reading “messages” (from her recent passive-aggressive Twitter bullshit) and that’s how she knows everyone hates her fucking content?

I’d say she’s gonna do a good ol’ afterthought bed rant in a vlog on her sheetless matress to tell the haydurs she doesn’t read the comments....and that she posted on her snap story that her messages are open there to make sure everyone is made aware of something that most of the people who watch her really just don’t give a fuck about.

 

[The real rusty spoon]

Amber is always saying how she takes nyquil to sleep and for her many illnesses. I wonder if part of the reason she takes it is for the sweet taste. A dose of Nyquil has nearly 100 calories and 17 grams of sugar, more sugar than a serving her Haribo gummy peaches.

That and sleep is a great combatant for pain (physical and emotional)

So it tastes better than alcohol, it's easier to purchase (don't know if Kentucky sells hard liquor in their Walmarts yet), and it puts you to sleep faster.

 

[andywhorehol]

interesting how so many OTC stomach/sleep aids + vitamins are made to taste like candy...
is that just an American thing

 

[Rebel Scum]

Our gorl posted an obnoxious black screen with large rainbow letters declaring her Snapchat is now open and anyone can send her a message at this time. Wonder if this move to back up the lie that she’s reading “messages” (from her recent passive-aggressive Twitter bullshit) and that’s how she knows everyone hates her fucking content?

I’d say she’s gonna do a good ol’ afterthought bed rant in a vlog on her sheetless matress to tell the haydurs she doesn’t read the comments....and that she posted on her snap story that her messages are open there to make sure everyone is made aware of something that most of the people who watch her really just don’t give a fuck about.

Oh no she’s gonna get soooo many dick pics again.