Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[LightEmittingDiode]

I love the duckface and the fact that she has fat on her shins.

 

[Xanax]

If you were trapped all alone on a desert island with nothing edible except one of each of Amber's recipes, which of your limbs would you eat first?

 

[Fatblackpussy]

Guys please sub to grandma. She be going in on amber, its so funny!

https://youtu.be/tt7nUpW93c8

 

[RainAndPetalEavesdrop]

Hello, so I was watching a video by Hambergerlynn Reid (very funny person), and I saw this monstrosity and wanted to share because misery loves company.

Spoiler: Leg

*sorry if i messed up the spoiler) that leg alone has got to be 100+ pounds

 

[Bookish]

not even then.
You really think Amber will go peacefully?
Nah man they will need a goddamn exorcist to free destiny

I hope she lives, because if we have to hear from Ghost-AL about the time she lost 500+ elbees, I don't know what I'm going to do.

 

[Donovan the Man]

If you were trapped all alone on a desert island with nothing edible except one of each of Amber's recipes, which of your limbs would you eat first?

Do we have to eat the whole limb or can we start with the hands or feet first?

 

[Xanax]

Hello, so I was watching a video by Hambergerlynn Reid (very funny person), and I saw this monstrosity and wanted to share because misery loves company.

Spoiler: Leg

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*sorry if i messed up the spoiler) that leg alone has got to be 100+ pounds

How tall is Amber anyway? Because when you put it like that, it messed with my head thinking about how my 5'2" friend's entire body probably weighs around the same as the adipose tissue in Amber's left leg.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

How tall is Amber anyway? Because when you put it like that, it messed with my head thinking about how my 5'2" friend's entire body probably weighs around the same as the adipose tissue in Amber's left leg.

She is 5'3".

 

[Xanax]

She is 5'3".

Oh wow. I thought she was like 5'7", I guess I just associate being wide with also being tall.

 

[ET 599]

 

[Hot Cheeto Gorl]

Sure Hamber. Your cough is holding you back from the gym.

 

[Xenomorph]

She only wants to earth to be flat so she doesnt have to face the fact shes 700 pounds.

 

[Queen of Moderation]

How tall is Amber anyway? Because when you put it like that, it messed with my head thinking about how my 5'2" friend's entire body probably weighs around the same as the adipose tissue in Amber's left leg.

That means she has a BMI of almost 89....holy fuck balls! Normal is 18.5 to 24.9 for a woman her age

 

[Malibougie]

She posted this on Insta 13 hours ago.

Didn’t she say that she cut Twinkies nails?


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Wait wuhh? Amber would never EVER lie to cover her ass and to placate her audience.

For Amber it’s easier to make up a story than to do the actual thing that she says. I’m reality it’s much more work to keep up with the lie. As I typed that last sentence it occurred to me that she doesn’t do that either. Home gorl is lazy and messy about everything she does or says that she will. The scary part is how easily she can lie and make others lie. That is not a good trait to have.

 

[Big Al's Fupa Fungus]

Yikes

 

[Strine]

If you were trapped all alone on a desert island with nothing edible except one of each of Amber's recipes, which of your limbs would you eat first?

Well actually I'm lidurally allergic to limbs and I drank a lot of water this morneeng and I actually got these Pioneer Woman glasses to help me drink water while I eat limbs and I heard you lose weight if you like cut off your limbs but it's lidurally mostly water weight gorl

 

[Chris Evans]

Okay this is super rant-y but it’s 3am and I can’t stop thinking about this! So I sleep in a xl twin size bed with my 30lb frenchie. I’m 120lbs myself, so together we’re 150lbs. It’s a comfortable fit but barely. I know this because when my family dog also sleeps on my bed it’s rather tight. She’s another 50lbs. So 150lbs on a xl twin = great, 200lbs = okay. Alright so here’s the part that bothers me. Amber is 500lbs and Becky is like 300lbs , so 800lbs in total. A xl twin in 39’ by 80’ and we’ll assume they have a king size (76’ by 80’). That’s the same height and only a little over 2x the width! Logically if 150-200lbs fits well on a twin than 300-400lbs would fit well on a king, but al and necky weigh twice that! Therefore they have to sleep in separate beds.

FYI — you could have just started this post with “Amber is 500lbs...” and you would have gotten your point across without powerlevelling. And I’m pretty sure they do sleep in the same rat’s nest of blankets. There’s no way Amber can sleep on her back, so I assume they both squeeze in there on their sides.

 

[Murderedonion]

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We should send her into space just for a reality check. Shit, she's large enough to have her own moon.

Amberlyn, if you really come on here and read the comments, you should understand why we feel the way we do. It's not because you're obese. It's because you're an awful human being. I probably shouldn't be on here while I'm incredibly intoxicated. But I don't give a shit what you think sooo, deal with it. XD Most of us have supported you, gave you advice etc. But, of course you refused to listen. Because big Al is always right. Right? I find it hilarious you think that all us "haydurs" are gonna have karma when you're the one who's slowly killing yourself. Yup, she's sure got us guys. 500+ pounds with no life. Damn, living the dream gorl. Ok, sorry for rant. But I'd rather do it here than give her another view.

EDIT: I feel if I tweet this she'll just block me. LOL Not that it matters, but we all know she reads this shit here and takes it in.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

If you were trapped all alone on a desert island with nothing edible except one of each of Amber's recipes, which of your limbs would you eat first?

I'll make them all and commit seppuku

That means she has a BMI of almost 89....holy fuck balls! Normal is 18.5 to 24.9 for a woman her age

Her bmi is higher than my weight in kgs lmao

 

[angelicbitch]

Okay this is super rant-y but it’s 3am and I can’t stop thinking about this! So I sleep in a xl twin size bed with my 30lb frenchie. I’m 120lbs myself, so together we’re 150lbs. It’s a comfortable fit but barely. I know this because when my family dog also sleeps on my bed it’s rather tight. She’s another 50lbs. So 150lbs on a xl twin = great, 200lbs = okay. Alright so here’s the part that bothers me. Amber is 500lbs and Becky is like 300lbs , so 800lbs in total. A xl twin in 39’ by 80’ and we’ll assume they have a king size (76’ by 80’). That’s the same height and only a little over 2x the width! Logically if 150-200lbs fits well on a twin than 300-400lbs would fit well on a king, but al and necky weigh twice that! Therefore they have to sleep in separate beds.

Destiny and Amber slept in the same bed all the time, and that was only 40-50 lbs ago. I doubt that it's that much different with Becky.