Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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What weight loss videos? :thinking:
 
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It's hard to believe a person would live to 600 pounds. I know they do, but damn. And I bet most that do have some height on them at least...

There was an episode of hoarders where the family dog had nails like twinkie (it was a bigger dog so the nails looked even more dramatic if that makes sense). It's not hard to take care of. It doesn't cost a lot of money. What is Hamber THINKING. It could even give her something to vlog about. Something to DO. Solving one problerm in her life.

Where's her amazon wish list? I will buy this bitch a nail clipper. I will send her a gift card for petco or petsmart grooming. (I wouldn't do that, actually, but it's frustrating).
 
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I feel lahk we should start hinting at her opening a p.o. box and doing fanmail unboxings. Since she obviously can't afford (did I say afford? I mean, look how much she makes) certain things for herself. Like buttblugs, ^^^^dog nail clippers, psychopath checklists, and diabetic cook books....
 
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The real rusty spoon said:
I feel lahk we should start hinting at her opening a p.o. box and doing fanmail unboxings. Since she obviously can't afford (did I say afford? I mean, look how much she makes) certain things for herself. Like buttblugs, ^^^^dog nail clippers, psychopath checklists, and diabetic cook books....
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She will not open a PO Box for that very reason: haters will send things like that - and worse. I think it was last year that someone came here bragging about ordering pizza delivery to Amber's house. Her address has been posted here before, but please don't use it. Cows are a "look, but don't touch" thing.
 
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Rebel Scum said:
View attachment 466587 Of course they covered a brand new MacBook in tacky stickers.
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It's her old laptop. When you open a Macbook it doesn't have those things on the bottom.
And of course AL, who is our little princess, wouldn't cover it with such "ugly" stickers - they are not cuuuute.
 

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Toxoplasmosis said:
She will not open a PO Box for that very reason: haters will send things like that - and worse. I think it was last year that someone came here bragging about ordering pizza delivery to Amber's house. Her address has been posted here before, but please don't use it. Cows are a "look, but don't touch" thing.
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Wow, the etherweb, amirite?? I agree, please don't use her home address for trolling. C'mon guys, you don't go into a man's pasture to torture his livestock. ((Sorry Ricky....)) It was just a thought. It'd be like the discount bin of bad unboxings. I love a b-movie comedy
 
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^^True. I wouldn't advocate trolling her, in that way. But, a PO Box is the solution that a lot of public personalities use to get stuff sent to them, without using their home address. Haters already have her address and wouldn't really gain anything by messing with her via PO Box.
 
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Rebel Scum said:
View attachment 466587 Of course they covered a brand new MacBook in tacky stickers.
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She also just trashed the value of it within like one day of owning it. One reason Apple products are expensive is because of status and image, and they are decently made and designed, they feel sturdy and kind of try to match that status, so they hold their value pretty well. Not so when it's covered with trashy fucking Lego and marijuana stickers that a high school sophomore would be embarrassed by.

I wonder why she wanted a Mac anyway because I highly doubt she knows how to get around on one. How do I right click, it's only got one button!
 
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Lol of course she looks different— different lighting and a different angle. Aren’t all fatties aware of how to manipulate their angles to look smaller? It’s not hard, gorl.

A sickly moon face is a sickly moon face regardless tho.
 
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