Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Teresa77]

So she got the camera. Am I wrong in thinking that the kind of camera she got won't mesh with her style of vlogging? I'm a tech newbie, but she seems to like to swing her camera all around stores and restaurants and this new camera doesn't seem to be something you can carry in your hand.

 

[PiggyPie]

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........ ok?

 

[DonaldChump]

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Apart from the flat earth shit, it's weird that she randomly mentioned the gym again suddenly. But then isnt Baskin Robbins right next to the gym?

So she got the camera. Am I wrong in thinking that the kind of camera she got won't mesh with her style of vlogging? I'm a tech newbie, but she seems to like to swing her camera all around stores and restaurants and this new camera doesn't seem to be something you can carry in your hand.

It's a point and shoot so it's actually probably fine, it doesnt have f-stops or anything, all of the properties are hard set for whatever type of shooting youre doing so you just turn the dial and it adapts to that setting. The problem is that yeah, I mean if she doesnt mess with a few of the settings, she probably will have a wonky looking video if it tries to autofocus or something, or at the very least it wont look much better than it does now. If she uses a tripod its one thing but she cant really technically be waddling around with this thing pointed at herself without it being a little ridiculous. The phone camera probably is low quality enough that people dont really notice, or maybe it drops frames or something so it looks more stable, but I bet with this new one, people will get motion sickness following her wobbly ass gait as she waddles into the store.

 

[JayBlue]

I’ve read her new video’s comments and people think she is purposefully pronouncing words wrong. I think she’s actually that dumb though. Any thoughts?

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

I’ve read her new video’s comments and people think she is purposefully pronouncing words wrong. I think she’s actually that dumb though. Any thoughts?

She's already admitted to pronouncing buffet wrong on purpose.

 

[Fiddledee]

I’ve read her new video’s comments and people think she is purposefully pronouncing words wrong. I think she’s actually that dumb though. Any thoughts?

I think it's BOLTH.

 

[Hot Cheeto Gorl]

I think it's her way of trying to act dumb to seem cute and ditzy, like everything else she tries to do like the chin dabs and those bows she used to wear in the Destiny era

 

[Strawberry Swirl]

Not seen this brought up yet, in Eric’s latest vlog, Eric is eating and BIg AL waddles in and says nothing and gives him the weirdest look

 

[DaintyHole]

Not seen this brought up yet, in Eric’s latest vlog, Eric is eating and BIg AL waddles in and says nothing and gives him the weirdest look

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-amberlynn-reid-show-supporting-cast.33909/page-48

 

[LumpySpace]

What I find funny is that she won't even brush her hair for a YT video, but will put makeup on for a selfie full of filters.

But that’s her classy dressed down look, dainty bun and fresh faced. To prove she’s just a normal down to earth gorl. (Or down to flat earth)

 

[Strine]

I’ve read her new video’s comments and people think she is purposefully pronouncing words wrong. I think she’s actually that dumb though. Any thoughts?

I'd say a mixture of both. Although she's dumb as dogshit she does actually read (garbage fiction for tasteless women, but still) so she must know things like "higher" as a verb aren't real, but she's also so generally inarticulate and lexically poor that it can't be deliberate all the time.

 

[Strong Tomato]

I'd say a mixture of both. Although she's dumb as dogshit she does actually read (garbage fiction for tasteless women, but still) so she must know things like "higher" as a verb aren't real, but she's also so generally inarticulate and lexically poor that it can't be deliberate all the time.

She thinks it's cute when she sounds stupid or ditzy.

 

[frootloops]

waddle waddle waddle

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

waddle waddle waddle

She is so slow. She takes ten steps in this clip. Ten. Ten, lumbering, waddling, jolting, exhausting steps.

Walk ten steps. It’s easy, right? One foot in front of the other. Do it slow. Do it quick. Skip. Hop. Do a little spin in the middle. Shimmy.

Amber can not do anything but lurch her behemoth body from side to side, sliding her foot forward to what she hopes is a clear spot. She can’t see where she’s placing her feet. Her ‘hips’ do all the work, knees and ankles are redundant, screaming out as they grind uselessly trying to support 350lb more than they should.

Bedbound within the year. Mobility is already decreased to almost nothing. She should be pitied but she’s so repugnant it’s impossible. You can’t feel sympathy for someone who is actually eating themselves to death.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

I'd say a mixture of both. Although she's dumb as dogshit she does actually read (garbage fiction for tasteless women, but still) so she must know things like "higher" as a verb aren't real, but she's also so generally inarticulate and lexically poor that it can't be deliberate all the time.

Can Amber name all continents, explain the Pythagoras' theorem or does she know who Putin is? Yeah, no. She pretty much lacks all basic knowledge and her news source is Twitter. She's stupid and also acts dumb, as you said. Mispronouncing words and using bad grammar is Amber's way of trying to ''troll us''.

 

[another day another binge]

Yes, I am sure Amber reads those 5 books per year (if she would read more, trust me, we allll would know about it) but reading does not mean understanding or even focusing. She reads words, turn pages and as soon she turns the last one, she is proud of herself. She could watch news in TV every day and still don't remember a thing.

If she can believe in dumb twitter talks about chemtrails, vax and shape of earth, she certainly can use word 'higher' instead of e.g 'increase'.

 

[EH 110]

I’ve read her new video’s comments and people think she is purposefully pronouncing words wrong. I think she’s actually that dumb though. Any thoughts?

She claims to mispronounce words only after she's been corrected. I guess she thinks she's saving face, but it actually makes her look dumber. Who wants people to think they're less intelligent than they are? Ditzy isn't a cute look when you're close to 30 and several hundred pounds overweight.

 

[Twinkie]

Just because you're genuinely dumb doesn't mean you can't pretend to be dumber still. Look at Trisha Paytas.
That's probably where she got the idea from in the first place.

 

[SunnyDays]

Amber still trying to prove her bestie status with Eric. Love the food emojis next to her name. All this proves is that they have the sense of humor of 12 year olds.


Also, Amber pooping and texting confirmed:

And this:

 

[Verbatim Goalz Gorl]

Yeeeah I wouldn't give her too much credit re: feigning ditziness. As @Toxoplasmosis said earlier, she's nearly 30 and has let herself maintain being 350+ pounds overweight. No well-adjusted, informed person would ever let it get that far. This is a person who had an unstable upbringing. No role models to teach her personal responsibility. Sounds like she coasted through grade school, and once shit got real when she started college, she immediately dropped out because she realized she couldn't bullshit her way to an Associate's degree. She claims she was a good student growing up - I call bullshit until she shows us some old tests/transcripts etc. I think she's dumb as dirt because no one encouraged her to apply herself.

In a way she's incredibly lucky to have found an income stream from YouTube, because I'm certain she wouldn't succeed in ANY sort of regular job. And Amber knows this. That's why she's willing to debase herself in front of thousands of people in order to make some money. Whatever it takes to keep her small, sad life exactly the way it is.