Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[angelicbitch]

Memory could be serving me wrong, but I think she retweeted the reply you see. She thought it was funny, a #sotru/soMEE moment until an ambaby pointed out its sarcasm. Suddenly Hamgrys attitude changed.
Or it was Sharla pointing out that she doesn't work a 9-5, so every day is a Saturday.

Thought it was shitty on Hamgry and the ambaby part, considering Hamgry was so on board, liked the tweet, and lol'ed. But as soon as someone says it's a mean tweet, snap, attitude change, time to call out a hayder

Amber first posted the tweet about it feeling like Friday not Saturday, then someone said that every day is a Saturday for her, and then Amber replied with the question of is the person negative every day or just Saturday.

Then Sharla tweeted something in response to that person's post that made Amber mad (likely defending Amber), and Amber replied laughing saying that it was a good point. Can't see the tweet because Sharla's tweets are private, and I know that some people here have access to her Twitter. Just curious as to what she said - like a screenshot of it.

 

[Twinkie]

That scar on her arm... is that the cat scratch from several months back? Gorl, that shit isn't normal. Go see a doctor that doesn't sing to you.

Pretty sure she's a skin picker. Probably eats the scabs, too, because how could she not

 

[666EVE666]

Sharla's reply tweets, doesn't show Amber's cause I'm blocked:

 

[Tiny Clanger]

And @666EVE666 proves that Sharla still has her astoundingly stupid head still firmly embedded in our gooorl's astoundingly enormous arse.

Yes Sharla, her vuhlaargghs are fantastic now. Squelching on the floor of the loo looking like a melted dustbin talking about Weight Watchers as we all watch her weight comprehensively disprove the words and lying about everything from her YT fame to her dog's fucked feet (awww, so CYOOOOOTE! Twinkie luuuurves her furmama SO MUCH she's copying her lurching waddle. SQUEEEEEEE!) She's living in a lean-to porch full of plastic shite she can barely lumber her way round with a grumpy thumb, a guy who looks like he'd strangle her if he could find a neck and a squeaky, spiteful imp, duckfacing* her way through it all.

Goals.

(Unlike watching it all, which is REAL goals. Gawd. Hogarth couldn't satirise this.)

*I can't take the amount of that fucking duckface we are going to see now she can preen (strictly from the fourth chin upwards to preserve the dainty princess image) at herself in HD. Moff to find a nice soft room. Maybe Becky will share her crayons so I can draw on the walls with my feet.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Sharla's reply tweets, doesn't show Amber's cause I'm blocked:

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Amazing clap back, Sharla.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

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Does anyone here have access to Sharla's twitter to see what kind of "witty" response she gave our 500 lb baby in response to her haydurs?

If anyone's confused, with the "negative every day" tweet, she was directing that at her haydur.

>Has "Dog mama" in bio
> Is ok with twinky's overgrown nails

ok

 

[angelicbitch]

Amber never admits to reading KF or the comments - says she gets tweets about what she talks about all the time. Someone mentioned in the vlog thread today that "dingy bra" is only used here (and sometimes in the comments).

Does anyone tweet her about it?

No. Hi, Amber!

Edit: Also no results for it including her name "Amber" "Amberlynn"

 

[TwatWaffle]

Amber never admits to reading KF or the comments - says she gets tweets about what she talks about all the time. Someone mentioned in the vlog thread today that "dingy bra" is only used here (and sometimes in the comments).

Does anyone tweet her about it?

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No. Hi, Amber!

Edit: Also no results for it including her name "Amber" "Amberlynn"

That thing isn't just dingy...at this point it's a biohazard.

 

[Strine]

Amberlynn is obsessed with appearing as feminine as possible. She overdoes it with the eyeliner, tacky statement jewelry and won't cut her hair short, and she buys lots of pink, cutesy, and basic bitch shit. I think it's because if she didn't put in such an extraordinary effort to present as femme, her amorphous blob of a body would make it impossible for the casual observer to discern her gender, and she knows this.

I say this because I believe the feigned ditziness is part of this act. She associates being dumb and ditzy with femininity.

You see this cloyingly feminine kind of thing from a lot of really fat women. I think it's to try to compensate for their poor self-esteem (the fact that they are often loud and bubbly, like little girls, is related). Lesbians don't usually go in for it though, and Amber usually goes for "boyish" lesbians. Maybe her sexuality is more complicated than it appears?

 

[Chris Evans]

You see this cloyingly feminine kind of thing from a lot of really fat women. I think it's to try to compensate for their poor self-esteem (the fact that they are often loud and bubbly, like little girls, is related). Lesbians don't usually go in for it though, and Amber usually goes for "boyish" lesbians. Maybe her sexuality is more complicated than it appears?

I’ve always thought she might be on the asexuality spectrum.

 

[TwatWaffle]

Does anyone know where I cam find the flat earth - "I don't think anything" snap from her twitter? TIA! Xo

 

[angelicbitch]

Does anyone know where I cam find the flat earth - "I don't think anything" snap from her twitter? TIA! Xo

It's a few pages back - pg 862

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"I have stopped making my life revolve around food" and then
"Oh yeah. It will be something I struggle with for the rest of my life."

Gorl, what?

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Holy fuck, I had to check and make sure this wasn't the parody account.
Ironic that she's calling that person sensitive when she's blocking people who have opinions on her.

At least she got one thing right - she doesn't think about anything (other than food). Empty head.

 

[Strine]

I’ve always thought she might be on the asexuality spectrum.

She might have an aversion to sex if her abuse stories are true, but that doesn't really match up with her 13yo-girl-style makeup and constantly pointing the camera at her somehow-not-big tits.

 

[Verbatim Goalz Gorl]

"Last login: 8 days ago"

Looks like our gorl couldn't finish the "100 days of MyFitnessPal calorie counting" challenge. Has she ever followed through with anything? Ever?

 

[angelicbitch]

"Last login: 8 days ago"

Looks like our gorl couldn't finish the "100 days of MyFitnessPal calorie counting" challenge. Has she ever followed through with anything? Ever?

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She's just going to say she tracks it down in one of her many impulse buy journals.

 

[smallmilk]

C'mon guys, we all know Amber doesn't want to change.

She has no reason to change, I mean, she hasn't experienced any seroius obesity related injuries or symptoms.
Yea she gets quite out of breath when walking but she doesn't need to walk as much as a normal person. She walks from her cave to the fridge and to the bathroom and occasionally around a walmart. That's it.

She has a gf (read: chauffeur), it may not be a great relationship but Becky is visually non threatening and likely a pushover, but that's better than being alone.

She got lucky for not having a permanent skin bib around her neck like Becky (although she is well on her way getting it evident by her chokers playing peek-a-boo). With makeup and filters she can delude herself into thinking she's a cute little gorl.

All's good in Amberland.

 

[Hrothgar]

"Last login: 8 days ago"

Looks like our gorl couldn't finish the "100 days of MyFitnessPal calorie counting" challenge. Has she ever followed through with anything? Ever?

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She follows through with those three extra servings of rice.

 

[angelicbitch]

She has no reason to change, I mean, she hasn't experienced any seroius obesity related injuries or symptoms.

Not really true.

She's said before in past vlogs that she's been in serious pain from walking because of heel spurs and such, couldn't walk down or up stairs properly in the Destiny era, and admitted that she can't do normal things in one of her spontaneous realization moments. She had trouble doing her jobs and basically quit one of them because it was causing her pain at her "government job".

She even fell in the shower and had to get Destiny to help her up - it took 10 minutes.

Amber definitely experiences symptoms and likely injuries due to obesity. It's not that she has no reason to change - she just doesn't want to.

EDIT 6/13/18: And now, as of her latest video - she has admitted that being obese has hindered her life negatively.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Has she ever followed through with anything? Ever?

With her diet I imagine she follows through 90% of the time she farts

 

[497]

Amber never admits to reading KF or the comments - says she gets tweets about what she talks about all the time. Someone mentioned in the vlog thread today that "dingy bra" is only used here (and sometimes in the comments).

Does anyone tweet her about it?

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No. Hi, Amber!

Edit: Also no results for it including her name "Amber" "Amberlynn"

That dingy bra... remember there was that video of her explaining she bought 6 of the exact same ones in Kohls (since they were her 80B cup size) so it just looks like she is wearing the same one everyday? Now it's just one dingy bra?