- Joined
- May 17, 2017
Fucksake. If there is one rule here I appreciate above all others, its "don't touch the cows." She's a ten-car trainwreck all by herself, she doesn't need tipping. And every time some cretin does this it just enables her to write off every valid criticism.
She's a two-ton crustball swathed in someone's failed crochet project, living in a lean-to porch with a ton of plastic shite and a thumb who barely acknowledges her, a spiteful imp who shades her and a chicken strangler who is eyeing up her fourth chin/neck area, and she has to pretend its all rosy and they just aDOOOOOOre her. Tipping not needed.
Thanks @666EVE666 for the Sherlock bit.
She's a two-ton crustball swathed in someone's failed crochet project, living in a lean-to porch with a ton of plastic shite and a thumb who barely acknowledges her, a spiteful imp who shades her and a chicken strangler who is eyeing up her fourth chin/neck area, and she has to pretend its all rosy and they just aDOOOOOOre her. Tipping not needed.
Thanks @666EVE666 for the Sherlock bit.