Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Google Maps shows that the Cheesecake Factory is 5 miles from Pride. They probably went there firt because gorl was hungry. Then they went to Pride, but Hamber was hungry again, so they went across the street to Panera.

It's just soup and bread so it's just a snack, obviously. It does't count as a whole meal. Also what does 'going to Pride' consist of for them? Going to the Pride parade, saying 'yay I'm gay' and calling it a day?

 

[89elbees]

Did some :autism: searching through some pictures from the pride she went to to see if I could spot a dainty gorl, and holy shit. No luck on AL specifically, but plenty of her type to go around. Almost everyone there was Becky sized +/- 50 elbees. Amber may not be from Kentucky, but she has certainly found the land of her people.

 

[Rusty__Shackleford]

Is this how Becky's lasted so long with our gorl?

 

[Bunny]

I want to know how Amber isn't in the bathroom all day with the shit she eats. I guess after 27 years your stomach gets used to it, but it's just astonishing how she doesn't have diarrhea every day.

 

[Twinkie]

She doesn't seem afraid of that happening when she's away from the house, either. Maybe she has a shy dainty colon that can only let loose at 5AM when she's home and everyone else in the house is sleeping.

 

[BerriesArnold]

Soon Becky won't be able to wipe Amber's ass, let alone hers. In the hottest month of the year to boot. Just imagine what that house is going to smell like.

I hope they are planning to find a place with a fenced-in backyard. Spare the poor neighbors from watching the outdoor hose showering.

 

[The game master]

Honestly I’m ready for amber to buy herself her own scooter to scoot around in cause she can afford one with her $10k a month and I want her to vlog it and let us watch as she decorated it in the tackiest pinkest stuff like cat ears on the handle bars and streamers too she can even put on a tripod so she doesn’t have to hold her camera while she scoots around and she wouldn’t have to worry about going some place that doesn’t have scooters and she won’t be using Walmart’s scooters so people who actually need those can use them again, I can only dream tho

Edit: i hate autocorrect

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Soon Becky won't be able to wipe Amber's ass, let alone hers. In the hottest month of the year to boot. Just imagine what that house is going to smell like.

I hope they are planning to find a place with a fenced-in backyard. Spare the poor neighbors from watching the outdoor hose showering.

Honestly? She probably already uses a handheld shower head on her ass to get whatever she can't reach. They don't have bathtubs in the house and we all know she can't reach. It's not too unbelievable to think that she sprays her asshole down on occasion (which is probably why she REALLY fell the other day) to keep the stench down.

 

[Twinkie]

Honestly Amber should try one of these before she gives up entirely and buys a scooty puff. It would probably even fit in one of her 25 mini backpacks and she could take it everywhere she goes. She could walk Twinkie and rest when she needs to. Don't give up yet beanbaggerlynn!

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

They went to Panera a couple of hours later because god forbid ya gorl goes hongry.

ETA: Even if we were being reasonable and assumed they ate their food quickly (lol), they clearly didn't eat by the time she snapped them at the Cheesecake Factory so they ate less than 5 hours later. In reality, it was probably ~3 hours later with ordering, waiting for their food, eating, dessert, pride, going to Panera, ordering again, waiting, and eating. Jesus christ.
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Pleeease post all Snapchat screenshots (I'm old and don't have an account because it's weird and scary to me) in this thread here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amber-and-becky-say-dumb-shit-on-snapchat-instagram.37038/

 

[theriddler3]

Honestly Amber should try one of these before she gives up entirely and buys a scooty puff. It would probably even fit in one of her 25 mini backpacks and she could take it everywhere she goes. She could walk Twinkie and rest when she needs to. Don't give up yet beanbag!

She really shouldn't be walking, tho. She's at such a risk to further hurt herself (shower fall, lake fall, likely other falls she hasn't told us about). She could easily fuck up her foot and not know due to the neuropathy and poor circulation in her feet/hands/really anywhere on her body. At some point, she may even have (CW::islamic::islamic::islamic::horrifying::horrifying::horrifying::islamic::islamic::islamic this or her entire foot slide off the bone if she's too rough on her feet (e.g., normal wear and tear for healthier people).

As everyone has already said, Amber needs to reduce her intake and find herself some purpose in her life. Nothing else is gonna work and keep working for our gorl. There's no way to out run even half of her terrible diet.

 

[FreddyDunningKreuger]

Honestly Amber should try one of these before she gives up entirely and buys a scooty puff. It would probably even fit in one of her 25 mini backpacks and she could take it everywhere she goes. She could walk Twinkie and rest when she needs to. Don't give up yet beanbaggerlynn!

Nope. Only rated up to 450 elbees, and dainty gorl decimated that goal ages ago.

 

[Twinkie]

or her entire foot slide off the bone if she's too rough on her feet (e.g., normal wear and tear for healthier people).

What the fresh hell? So basically her only chance is to stop eating... I'm afraid she's doomed if that's the case

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Pleeease post all Snapchat screenshots (I'm old and don't have an account because it's weird and scary to me) in this thread here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amber-and-becky-say-dumb-shit-on-snapchat-instagram.37038/

I posted it here because it was relevant to the discussion - my bad. I'll crosspost for reference.

From the General Discussion - Amberlynn and Necky went to Panera a couple of hours after they went to Cheesecake Factory because, well, fat.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

I posted it here because it was relevant to the discussion - my bad. I'll crosspost for reference.

Totally fine and I don't disagree with your decision to post here at all! It's definitely relevant. Thank you though.

 

[Barbarella]

..I wonder if AL pressures her to eat more like a eating buddy/drinking buddy.

You know she does. If she has somebody else to do it with, she can pretend it’s normal behavior. Becky has ballooned up- and she has her own food issues. Amber would never date a skinny girl who would not go to all these restaurants and fast food places. All the “What, you want to eat again, no” and “I’m not hungry, we just ate,” or “we came to Pride to look around, not sit in a restaurant” would embarrass Amber and highlight how abnormal it is to eat high calories meals every two hours. So like an alcoholic who wants a partner who thinks drinking every morning isn’t unusual, Amber wants one okay with massive amounts of food.

And even though Becky looks askance sometimes and probably wouldn’t eat out so much on her own, she’d rather do it then not eat out at all. She’s a fattie too, it’s only in comparison to Amber that she doesn’t get her own stares. It’s not as weird to Becky as it would be to somebody who weighs 100 lbs.

 

[Twinkie]

But I wonder if she pressures Becky to finish her entire plate all the time?
Does she let Becky get take-home cartons and then eat the leftovers herself?
Or does Amber finish Becky's plate right in the restaurant?

There are ways for Becky to not be gaining quite so much weight even if she's still cucking to Amber's need to eat 3 meals out per day.

 

[89elbees]

Perhaps a little spergy of me, but I wonder if AL wants Becky to gain weight. I mean, obviously, she wants Becky to eat with her to help normalize her wildly unhealthy relationship with food, and that involves weight gain. But is the weight gain itself a desired outcome? Maybe to make Becky less desirable, or make AL feel less shitty about her own weight gain? Becky has definitely ballooned since we first were introduced to her, and even Dusty packed on some pounds when she was in AL's orbit

 

[DuckSucker]

Am I really :late::late::late: or did we already know Amber has a section on this BBW & SSBBW website? Someone found this and sent it to me and I thought it was hilarious lol.

ETA: Source says this site is mostly used for finding porn. I wouldnt be shocked if a chunk of her viewers actually are just feeders/fat fetish. It really makes me wonder if she has been paid by people to upload videos of herself eating.

I dont think shes getting paid for that. I genuinely dont think she has a feeder porn model thing going on, I dont think she has the audience for that, and people here usually compare her to HungryFatChick but she (HFC) had to pretty much devote her channel to being a feeder channel and couldnt really hide it from people. AL doesnt have that audience--I mean maybe she deletes comments quickly and religiously but the guys into niche shit are usually also the guys who genuinely approach women with lines like "Hey baby are you hungry for some dick? Hit me up, I'll totally blow your mind, my cock is HUGE!" Theyre genuine creepers. Theyre fucking oblivious and gross, so someone would have seen at least one comment like that by now.

Maybe she might have a clipsforsale site, and the only reason I say that is because it's ridiculous that she stays up until like 5 AM every day--if anything she's staying up late to eat a ton but she would be filming it, so SOMEONE would probably know and have to be complicit in it, and if nobody has found her clipsforsale site by now, she probably doesnt have one.

People have been saying she does feeder porn for a while now but I dont think she's smart enough to hide it so well. She's been through a few girlfriends so if she had any dirty laundry it would have been aired, like with Kasey.

If anything she's missing out, tbh, cause these guys are going to use her content for that anyway. Even Trisha Paytas has her own porn patreon.

The only compelling argument, for me, for her doing feeder porn, is that she stays up so late every day; and it's a pretty good one, but Im still skeptical.

 

[ADHD]

Perhaps a little spergy of me, but I wonder if AL wants Becky to gain weight.

She definitely didn't want Becky to lose weight, but she's an idiot if she wants her to keep gaining. She needs her caretaker to be mobile enough to take care of her, or she'll end up having to acquire a caretaker for the both of them.