Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I hate the person who goes from one relationship directly into another. They didn't necessarily find love. They have just found somebody to fill the void.
She knows she can't live alone. She is like a minor that can't really function in an adult world. She can't take care of herself physically or mentally. She says she doesn't like being alone because she is scared, but it's much more than that. So she is looking for someone to be her next enabler. She might have realized that Becky is not planning on moving away from the boys anytime soon.
I don't think this move will go as smoothly as her others. Who will get the car? She'll have to deal with the wrath of three people instead of just one. The boys will back Becky in every way.

I think Amberlynn would get the car, because regardless of who actually signed for it (I'm assuming they both did - there's no way she signed for it alone) she's been the one making the payments with her YouTube money and would be able to prove she's been paying for it. That said, she'd kind of have to move in with whoever the hell she dates next because she'd need her next enabler to cart her ass around and drive her to Walmart/Cheesecake Factory/etc. I agree that she'd be dealing with all three of them though, and the wrath of The Fags would make for some pretty entertaining videos.

 

[89elbees]

Becky refers to it as AL's car and is generally a doormat, so I have no doubt AL would get it. Whether she'd be able to use it or not is an entirely different story

 

[Citroen]

It's hard to tell the status of Amber and Becky's relationship because Becky is perpetually dead inside, and Amber seems to live in a narcissistic fever dream.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

"When I move out it'll like be with the one I'm in a relationship with"*

Great. She's running - well, waddling - off with Eric and his hair. And they're taking all The Screech with them so Rickie can finally get some peace.



*Next Grate Murican Awfor strikes again.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

https://www.cafepress.com/+fat_people_cap,571955422#
Necky should wear this at all times when she goes out with AL.

 

[TwatWaffle]

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We're not the ones that wrongly accused another person of rape, Amber. Or cheated and shit on that same person on Facebook because we found another girl with more money.

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You don't go on Kiwi Farms and you don't read the comments but you talk consistently on your vlogs, snap chat, and twitter about what people are saying about you. Get the fuck outta here. You are such a pathological liar. Hi Amberlynn!


No forget that shit. HI AMBER. Your name isn't even fucking Amberlynn.

Y'all saying she just wants pity with her new struggle series are wrong

ETA her cringey snap story from last Friday

Staying at a ghetto hotel yet your pulling 10g's a month? Yeah right fuck off.

 

[pickleniggo]

You don't go on Kiwi Farms and you don't read the comments but you talk consistently on your vlogs, snap chat, and twitter about what people are saying about you. Get the fuck outta here. You are such a pathological liar. Hi Amberlynn!

Forever recieving “private messages”. Sure, Jan.

 

[Golly]

Has there ever been any talk about making this forum private to non-members like the ADF forum once was? IIRC, the reason that happened was because Phil got a kick out of the attention, much like our g0rl.

Granted, I doubt it's the right way to go, but I'm sure AL's talk of "private messages" would drop considerably/we'd be more likely to catch her lurking outright.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Sorry if this is :late: but I didn't see this info on the main page.

Amber has multiple Facebooks. Most are devoid of any public info, but one profile contains information about her family:



Here are the profiles of those family members:


On this FB page she neglected to make her Friends list private:

 

[angelicbitch]

Sorry if this is :late: but I didn't see this info on the main page.

Amber has multiple Facebooks. Most are devoid of any public info, but one profile contains information about her family:

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Here are the profiles of those family members:
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On this FB page she neglected to make her Friends list private:
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Yeah, we've gone through her FB posts before on her profiles and posted them on here. That's around page 496.

Also, people have gone through her mother and father's profiles and they occasionally post about them in the "Supporting Cast" thread.

 

[Long time lurker]

You mean to tell me you don't know what kitten they're talking about when you made a big fucking deal over this poor kitty?

That's because the kitten doesn't exist.

regardless of who actually signed for it (I'm assuming they both did - there's no way she signed for it alone) she's been the one making the payments with her YouTube money and would be able to prove she's been paying for it.

As far as I can tell Amber lacks the documentation necessary to take out a loan, and I'm pretty sure she uses Becky's banking account.

If the payments are being taken out of the bank account, they would show Becky as being the payee. I suspect Amber pays in cash, though. She would have to keep the receipts to try to prove she is the owner, and even then, Becky could claim those were gifts.

Amber cannot plan ahead to her next meal. I don't think she would have the foresight to keep receipts.

 

[497]

That's because the kitten doesn't exist.

That was my first thought... did she really make the story up about this cat? She forgets her lies easily just like that. She hasn't mentioned it again in videos. I know she can't take pictures of Becky's family but she could of took a picture of the cat. Has she mentioned it again anywhere? Since her vlogs are so far behind... and wouldn't she have posted about Twinkie by now too if it was good or bad?

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Amber really needs to use the next couple of months before the breakup (which we all know is coming) to get her shit together. In the most basic ways she cannot take care of herself:

--No bank account of her own
--No identification or driver's license
--Too fat to walk or even drive in a dire emergency
--Too fat to handle any sort of chore, from laundry to cleaning to basic self-care

Just the lack of ID is going to hobble her as much as her fat legs. Without ID she cannot open her own bank account, sign a lease in an apartment owned by a property management group (and even most people who rent rooms in their homes will ask for ID when signing a lease), take out a mortgage, or even write a check at the supermarket if she cannot get to an ATM first.

There's no hope she will lose as much weight as possible to try to preserve her mobility, save money, and get ID so that the break up doesn't leave her in a bed on the side of the road trying to get passersby to bring her a to go bag from The Cheesecake Factory. The ensuing shit show when the boys and Becky finally have had enough is going to be something to behold.

Especially since Amber is now pretty far gone in terms of obesity and utter grossness. The person who looks at Amber in her current state and thinks, "I want a piece of that in exchange for unreliable YouTube money" is going to make Becky look like Prince Charming on Prozac. The only people interested in this shit would be feeders, who are as a group abusive, controlling and cruel if their feedee doesn't do as she is told in her puppy pad covered bed or people so broke and so broken that they may have emotional problems too profound to take care of Amber in the manner she insists is her birthright. Becky already looks two bad days away from walking into traffic. The next one is going to be a depressive or addict whose care of Amber will be inconsistent and full of drama when the girl is too down or anxious to perform like Amber's butler, maid, chauffeur and chef.

 

[Xetzyr]

That was my first thought... did she really make the story up about this cat? She forgets her lies easily just like that. She hasn't mentioned it again in videos. I know she can't take pictures of Becky's family but she could of took a picture of the cat. Has she mentioned it again anywhere? Since her vlogs are so far behind... and wouldn't she have posted about Twinkie by now too if it was good or bad?

Maybe it's a metaphor for her snatch... you know like she lost her pussy, like she can't find it under all the fat folds... gotta roll her around in some flour and look for the wet spot, that sorta thing.

 

[Xenomorph]

"When I move out it'll like be with the one I'm in a relationship with"*

Great. She's running - well, waddling - off with Eric and his hair. And they're taking all The Screech with them so Rickie can finally get some peace.



*Next Grate Murican Awfor strikes again.

I love how she doesn't even TRY to hide she is a U-Haul lesbo. I wonder where she is looking for another sped. At this point she might as well just date a feeder.

 

[ADHD]

Maybe it's a metaphor for her snatch... you know like she lost her pussy, like she can't find it under all the fat folds... gotta roll her around in some flour and look for the wet spot, that sorta thing.

>implying not all of her folds are wet from sweat

 

[497]

Maybe it's a metaphor for her snatch... you know like she lost her pussy, like she can't find it under all the fat folds... gotta roll her around in some flour and look for the wet spot, that sorta thing.

Maybe... she said the cat was a broken pussy on the side of the road (which she has broken down on the side of the road before). It also was covered in ticks and AL did have some bugs on her. She said one of it's eyes might need to be taken out...maybe that means something else.. hmmm.

 

[pickleniggo]

Maybe it's a metaphor for her snatch... you know like she lost her pussy, like she can't find it under all the fat folds... gotta roll her around in some flour and look for the wet spot, that sorta thing.

Gorl, we know Amber isn’t clever enough for metaphors that make any logical sense. May I remind you of the infamous Monster Truck in the Nightlife?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

As far as I can tell Amber lacks the documentation necessary to take out a loan, and I'm pretty sure she uses Becky's banking account.

If the payments are being taken out of the bank account, they would show Becky as being the payee. I suspect Amber pays in cash, though. She would have to keep the receipts to try to prove she is the owner, and even then, Becky could claim those were gifts.

Except Becky has no income - or certainly no appreciable income - going into that account. If our goorl is the only one putting money in AND paying for all Necky's outgoings, the assumption would be anything purchased is technically hers.

However, if Becky really wanted to push it, she could use Amber's own ego-driven words against her. Amber has ponced about Necky "helping with YT" so she might have good grounds for claiming the car was a quid pro quo, a gift in exchange for hauling our gooorl around so she has that riveting Walmart content.

I think when Becky's had enough she'll just say fuck it and let Amber take the car (if she can work out how to.) The boys would probably carry Becky until she got another job and she has a big family so someone probly has a beater they could lend if necessary. The only cards Amber holds in the event of a split relate to money, but Becky has housing, friends, loyalty. Becky will never be out on her arse, but Big Al is very vulnerable.

I think she's just vague-tweeting for attention as usual though. Right around the time she made the "moving out" noises, she also muttered something about how she'd get out with Becky...something like "it'll happen some day" under her breath. Becky doesn't want to go anywhere, the boys don't want her to go - will our dainty princess be stupid enough to push it? She's arrogant and dumb enough to push an ultimatum and it'll likely work out as well as the last one to Destiny -

"Are you saying you want us to split up?" (Fatly expecting D to back down, complacently sure Destiny would panic at losing such a fantastic gooorlfren.)

"Yes." (Does not compute, that's not right, shit, panic, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE) The screaming and nagging Destiny must've withstood over the next few days is awe-inspiring to contemplate.

 

[FitBitch]

[QUOTE="89elbees, post: 3535875, member: 21751

Well, what do we have here that's a very deliberate way to not say "with Becky"[/QUOTE]

How is she keeping everyone else from keeping quiet about it if they're broken up? This is just her messing with us right now.