Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Oh really, Amber..

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The Damon White sock was presented as a black guy. She uses a watermelon picture to deny that she's him. Hmm
 
I feel like if she was anything past 550 she would look A LOT bigger than she does. Not that she doesn’t look gigantic right now. But at a certain wieght she really wouldn’t be able to stand on her own and I think anywhere between 550 and 600 would be the where that starts happening for her. I could definitely be wrong though.

You’re right but as a My 600 lb lover, it seems the younger ones can stay mobile longer. By mobile, I mean what @Dog Prom 3D means-she gets up every few days to do her hair, (probably with dry shampoo, that’s why there is white stuff on her shirts) or she can walk to bedroom and kitchen very slowly with struggling breath. She’s putting on an act for youtube at this point. She’s mostly bedbound. Nobody wears pigtails like that, nobody wears a poop bun. These are ways she hides dirt. She goes to Walmart but Becky lets her out to parks Xxxthe car so Amber ca get a scooter. They may call ahead to make sure they are available.

Hell, just look at her bed. Never made, many pillows and blankets, snacks in the drawers and counters, animals on it, crumbs, sheets not tucked in-it doesn’t look like a bed you are in 8/9 hours a night, it looks like where you live.

She’s not at the point she’s lying on her back, nude, infected legs splayed six yards apart because that’s where the fat is, but she’s getting close. (Those people are often 700 lbs too, or 40 years old.) I bet Becky already gives bed baths and brings treats. And the harder movement gets for her, the faster her permanent immobility will be. She’s reached the tipping point and it’s not reversible and there is no going back from here.

I mean-she went to Pride for a reason. She hoped to buy rainbow shit and interact with other LGBTQ people. And all she did was eat out on the same place as always, eat in the hotel, and play one game of mini golf after eating out to appease her girlfriend. Do people go to Hawaii and sit in a room and eat at a chain restaurant? No, you snorkel or whatever and enjoy all the new things to do. For Amber, it’s about eating in the same places. And sitting in a motel with blackout curtains on.

I wonder what laah about her weight we’ll get this time. Don’t forget to add 40 lbs.
 
Whatever she says her weight is I add 15 pounds to it. Last weight we were given was 522 point something. So I estimated 537 pounds. After the vacation to Cheesecake Factory purgatory I would guess she gained at least ten pounds (Holy Moses, gorl, that's a LOT of weight to pack on in three days!) Bringing my new estimate to 547. We're going to hit an official 550 before the end of this summer!
 
There should be a day without “Hayders” where all of her so called “hayders” unsubscribe. I’m just curious how many of her subs are hate watching.

Not all of the people who "dislike" her content are subbed (I'm in that category) Some of the people who "like" her content might not be subscribed, but to be nice, let's say they all are.

In her Working Woman!!! video it currently has 1.900 dislikes versus 466 likes, which is 40%

Edited because 4 is not 40 and I totally did not fail general level math (luuuuhi!)

Man, Ricky is going to snap and shoot up that house one day.

Would 6 bullets be enough for our dainty lil gorl? And with all that fat, she's pretty much wearing a vest. He should invest in a couple boxes of armor piercing bullets.

He should spare Becky. He needs all the people he can get to roll out the carcass once he's done.
 
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Would 6 bullets be enough for our dainty lil gorl? And with all that fat, she's pretty much wearing a vest. He should invest in a couple boxes of armor piercing bullets.

He should spare Becky. He needs all the people he can get to roll out the carcass once he's done.
Do you think Eric will lift a finger to help roll her out? Someone has to vlog the event.
 
Whatever she says her weight is I add 15 pounds to it. Last weight we were given was 522 point something. So I estimated 537 pounds. After the vacation to Cheesecake Factory purgatory I would guess she gained at least ten pounds (Holy Moses, gorl, that's a LOT of weight to pack on in three days!) Bringing my new estimate to 547. We're going to hit an official 550 before the end of this summer!

Don't forget her vlogs are old as fuck.

The 522 weight was posted when their vacay (one day a vocabulary nazi will kill our gorl with a massive dictionary) ended, even though her vlog that day was "BUYING WATER FOR VACAYSHUN !!!!!!!!" or somesuch tedious bollockery.

I think that's the day after she went home so her holiday binge has already been registered. But I also think 500lbs was the rubicon; she kept losing the same 3lbs to get her back in the "safe" zone - which is why there were delayed vids, tantrums about "not telling you any more, reeee" etc etc. I think she finally admitted 500lbs when she was around 510-15 and couldn't go backwards any more but, now she's got over that big hurdle in her mind and no catastrophe happened, she's cruising on 520+ - no need to lie because, to her, she's comfortable over the big 500. Not in the abstract, she knows its terrible, but she held 500lbs as an ogre in her mind that's now passed and no hammer fell. Even her YT numbers stayed on track, she just talked herself out of the abysmal dislike ratio. It doesn't matter as much to her, and won't until the next line in the sand, maybe 550, maybe 600.

She's absolutely in fat-think, as @Dog Prom 3D and @Barbarella said. She's not immobile if she can still get to the fridge or the twenty, painful steps from car to lake to "prove" whatever. She's still telling herself she'll address it one day, she's young, no permanent harm done. You can tell what the really important, supporting delusions are cos those are the ones she'll fight tooth and nail, like the ridiculous "wrong type of organs" shit. She's choosing ignorance because it serves her well, but numbers aren't really registering. Now, 522 is no more of an admission than 497, so I'm not sure she's lying hugely. Tweaking numbers yes, but not hiding the 50lbs some people think. Is just my thunks tho.
 
Don't forget her vlogs are old as fuck.

The 522 weight was posted when their vacay (one day a vocabulary nazi will kill our gorl with a massive dictionary) ended, even though her vlog that day was "BUYING WATER FOR VACAYSHUN !!!!!!!!" or somesuch tedious bollockery.

I think that's the day after she went home so her holiday binge has already been registered. But I also think 500lbs was the rubicon; she kept losing the same 3lbs to get her back in the "safe" zone - which is why there were delayed vids, tantrums about "not telling you any more, reeee" etc etc. I think she finally admitted 500lbs when she was around 510-15 and couldn't go backwards any more but, now she's got over that big hurdle in her mind and no catastrophe happened, she's cruising on 520+ - no need to lie because, to her, she's comfortable over the big 500. Not in the abstract, she knows its terrible, but she held 500lbs as an ogre in her mind that's now passed and no hammer fell. Even her YT numbers stayed on track, she just talked herself out of the abysmal dislike ratio. It doesn't matter as much to her, and won't until the next line in the sand, maybe 550, maybe 600.

She's absolutely in fat-think, as @Dog Prom 3D and @Barbarella said. She's not immobile if she can still get to the fridge or the twenty, painful steps from car to lake to "prove" whatever. She's still telling herself she'll address it one day, she's young, no permanent harm done. You can tell what the really important, supporting delusions are cos those are the ones she'll fight tooth and nail, like the ridiculous "wrong type of organs" shit. She's choosing ignorance because it serves her well, but numbers aren't really registering. Now, 522 is no more of an admission than 497, so I'm not sure she's lying hugely. Tweaking numbers yes, but not hiding the 50lbs some people think. Is just my thunks tho.
Oh I agree she's not hiding any 50 pounds from us, or that her numbers aren't a big deal to her anymore. However, she also knows her numbers are a big deal to her audience, and her audience is her income. So she tries to lie and say she's a trim, 15 pounds under her real weight to hide not only how fast she's gaining, but when she was still pretending to be a weight loss channel she could see 523 on the scale and tell us 508 "but it's okay, this weight loss journey has its ups and downs" and now it may just be habit to cut those 15 pounds off her weight because she's a habitual liar.

It's really hard to tell what her accurate weight is what she's just a massive flesh blob with no human shape and every word out of her mouth is a lie from "I haven't ee-uhn today" to "I love you, Becky."
 
I think we'll see some serious diversion now. For as long as her interminable vacation vids could be stretched out, she was effectively on vacation from the real world. That's why i think she slipped an accurate weight onto insta or whatever, because she wasn't going to face repercussions until she ran out of vacation material (which she did long before the bloody videos stopped. Jeeeesus) The real holiday was in her mind and it was a holiday from all her hard work watching her weight.

The plan was no doubt to drop in that 522 then, by the time her YT caught up, she'd've thought she could lose it. We all know how likely that was, but that'll be the new number to lie around. I just think it was honest because she could hide from it, but even she can't stretch out this time-out forever (packing up from vacay!!!! Saying goodbye to the roaches from vacay!!!! Driving home from vacay!!!! Looking at photos from vacay!!!!! I'm going to shoot myself. The horror, the horror....)
 


Oh yeah, they're arguing about something. :powerlevel::powerlevel: but whatever I have hearing problems so I can't really make out what they're saying but... man. The way Becky's face falls when Amber shouts her name says a lot
Random observation since I watched past the AL/Ricky part. It looks like everyone, including Twinkie lights up and seems excited and happier when AL is not around. It was really nice to see Twinkie running around like a dog should and having fun.

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Our clever gorl failing to understand an extremely simple analogy <3
Is she insinuating that she gives 100% of herself to Becky? Aside from that being ludicrous on it's face because she doesn't clean, doesn't wash herself, doesn't drive, doesn't do anything apart from pay the bills (which I suppose is her version of giving 100%), it's incredibly unhealthy and co-dependent to look at a relationship that way. A relationship is a partnership in which each partner gives equally. If the relationship is 100% then ideally each partner contributes 50%. The idea being that each partner brings something to the relationship that complements the other person. Fuck, why am I wasting my time. It's painfully obvious that no one in that house knows what a healthy adult relationship looks like.
 

I wouldn't be surprised if this is something she tells herself so she can feel better about the fact that she has nothing else to give Becky besides the extra 400lbs of lard stuck to her and her YouTube money... of course when you look at it that way you're "giving it your all". She's delusional. No doubt she uses this logic against Becky to keep her in check but ole gorl is essentially just paying for a shitty, enabling care taker disguised as a partner.
 
She uses a watermelon picture to deny that she's him.
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Don't forget her vlogs are old as fuck.

The 522 weight was posted when their vacay (one day a vocabulary nazi will kill our gorl with a massive dictionary) ended, even though her vlog that day was "BUYING WATER FOR VACAYSHUN !!!!!!!!" or somesuch tedious bollockery.

I think that's the day after she went home so her holiday binge has already been registered. But I also think 500lbs was the rubicon; she kept losing the same 3lbs to get her back in the "safe" zone - which is why there were delayed vids, tantrums about "not telling you any more, reeee" etc etc. I think she finally admitted 500lbs when she was around 510-15 and couldn't go backwards any more but, now she's got over that big hurdle in her mind and no catastrophe happened, she's cruising on 520+ - no need to lie because, to her, she's comfortable over the big 500. Not in the abstract, she knows its terrible, but she held 500lbs as an ogre in her mind that's now passed and no hammer fell. Even her YT numbers stayed on track, she just talked herself out of the abysmal dislike ratio. It doesn't matter as much to her, and won't until the next line in the sand, maybe 550, maybe 600.

She's absolutely in fat-think, as @Dog Prom 3D and @Barbarella said. She's not immobile if she can still get to the fridge or the twenty, painful steps from car to lake to "prove" whatever. She's still telling herself she'll address it one day, she's young, no permanent harm done. You can tell what the really important, supporting delusions are cos those are the ones she'll fight tooth and nail, like the ridiculous "wrong type of organs" shit. She's choosing ignorance because it serves her well, but numbers aren't really registering. Now, 522 is no more of an admission than 497, so I'm not sure she's lying hugely. Tweaking numbers yes, but not hiding the 50lbs some people think. Is just my thunks tho.

Although I do agree with you, I think the numbers are higher.
I think when she shared the 496lb(?) she was already over 500. Even then she was already using static images to show the number on the scale.
I suspect that her last hurrah in December was her freaking out because she was over 500 and giving up. She might have gotten a little hopeful when she had the food poisoning, which might have motivated her for a few days.

500lb was a huge line in the sand for Amber. She spent years saying she would never allow herself to get there, and that was why she lied about it.

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In regards to Eric's video where she's screaming. I don't remember neither of them ever having music in the background as the filmed other than those awful road trip segments and a few seconds of Amber dancing here and there.
It felt to me that they (Eric and Becky) had the volume up to cover the sounds coming from (I think) the kitchen or the boys' bedroom.
Maybe Ricky caught Amber in their bathroom?
 
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