Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Strong Tomato]

Crosspost from the IG thread, but that's a big fat LOL from me, AL.

Damn. Maybe that first picture is just a good angle but her chin is so much smaller it's fucking crazy. 10 pounds my ass.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

I can believe that Becky only gained ten pounds... in her neck.

I love when Amber claims the most asinine shit as if the people who watch her don’t have eyes.

 

[Strine]

Wise words from NoLongerAmbulantlynn Reid! To be fair, 99% of people don't live in a dank limbo of orange chicken and apnoeic sleep.

Damn. Maybe that first picture is just a good angle but her chin is so much smaller it's fucking crazy. 10 pounds my ass.

Gorl look at the upside - no longer having a jaw makes Becky actually look female! Two dainty princesses instead of one!

 

[batshitrat]

Crosspost from the IG thread, but that's a big fat LOL from me, AL.

Maybe only 10 pounds on her face. Jesus Christ her whole head is being engulfed in fat.

 

[Scrappy]

I hate the way she says confusing shit like this - she disregards whatever weight was lost and says that Becky has 'only' gained 10 lbs since they've met, but doesn't admit the fact that Becky has gained almost 30 lbs since January.

She does this a lot. Another form it takes is when she changes her start weight every time she gains. Its not exactly the same, but it’s born from the same insecurity. For one, she ignores weight lost to make a gain seem smaller. For the other, she ignores weight gain to make a loss seem bigger.

For example: let’s say she weighed 500 lbs, and she started a “weight loss journey”. 500 lbs would be her starting weight. Then she gained 30 lbs. After that let’s say she lost 2 lbs. With her logic, her weight is -2lbs, and she’s doing well. Using actual logic, her weight is +28lbs and she’s doing terrible. It makes her feel good to say that she lost weight, but by changing her start weight every time she gains, she allows herself to ignore the fact that she’s not actually accomplishing anything. In fact, she’s just getting worse and worse.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I love when Eric's vlogs deliver fantastic angles of AL (sry for potato quality, it was the best I could get)

Whenever I see pictures like this I think of this gem and wonder if she still believes this lie.

 

[meepmapmop]

I love when Eric's vlogs deliver fantastic angles of AL (sry for potato quality, it was the best I could get)

Sweet baby Jesus, no wonder she can't get the damn laundry out... Her body has lost all shape, it's just a mass...

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Wise words from NoLongerAmbulantlynn Reid! To be fair, 99% of people don't live in a dank limbo of orange chicken and apnoeic sleep.

Yes, for lots of people, life is kinda boring. However, people spice up their lives by: having a meaningful career, volunteering, dedicating down time to arts, crafts, sports, or other hobbies, travelling occasionally, making a family... all AL does is go to Walmart, eat, and hoard journals. Her latest videos really have highlighted how sad her life truly is.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

She does this a lot. Another form it takes is when she changes her start weight every time she gains. Its not exactly the same, but it’s born from the same insecurity. For one, she ignores weight lost to make a gain seem smaller. For the other, she ignores weight gain to make a loss seem bigger.

For example: let’s say she weighed 500 lbs, and she started a “weight loss journey”. 500 lbs would be her starting weight. Then she gained 30 lbs. After that let’s say she lost 2 lbs. With her logic, her weight is -2lbs, and she’s doing well. Using actual logic, her weight is +28lbs and she’s doing terrible. It makes her feel good to say that she lost weight, but by changing her start weight every time she gains, she allows herself to ignore the fact that she’s not actually accomplishing anything. In fact, she’s just getting worse and worse.

This is why she will only ever steadily gain weight. Instead of looking at that +28 as more motivation to make up for a slip up (or twenty), she lumps it all together with her mass. She can claim she's making mini goals all she wants but I don't believe she actually tries for them. Hell, many people set a small goal and give themselves a reward to mark the occasion. She could treat herself to a new journal every time she loses X amount of elbees. Instead, she just indulges on all her wants.

Totes convinced now!

True but that would mean lowering all standards for most women.

 

[pickleniggo]

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Which one is it, gorl?

 

[Bookish]

Late, I know. I just think it's weird that she lies about the same things. Everyone saw Destiny gaining weight and she claimed that wasn't the case, then admitted to lying, later in that confession video. Does she really think we can't see how much bigger Becky is? I'm not blaming AL for that, Becky is responsible for her own behavior, but why lie?

She looks insanely large in Eric's new video. There's no way she's not using filters or something on hers, because every time she's caught in raw footage, she's even bigger than she looks in her own vlogs/social media posts.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Necky gained 10 pounds but lost her will to live. Sad state of affairs.

Amber now looks like the elephants foot in Chernobyl. Except that foot causes cancer if you go near it and amber causes weight gain

 

[Strine]

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True but that would mean lowering all standards for most women.

I like this brazen attempt to dress sheer egotism as an inspiration message to gorls everywhere. Her sex appeal to males is best exemplified by the fact that there are people who think she opted for a sexless relationship with a butch woman because she couldn't attract an actual man to bludge off of. She could certainly attract a man with a feeder fetish, but Becky already fills that role without any sexual component.

Here are some of her less boring IG answers from the last few days.

Paging Doctor Now!

"I have orange chicken for bolth meals anyway"

Evasion. You can do bolth, but you don't.

"Does Cheesecake Factory do receptions?"

You don't need to meet them or anytheen, just set them. New starter weight!

 

[Justine]

Could you even imagine a 530 pound beast waddling around with a dainty knockoff LV?
I really can't decide if that's a sight I'd want to see or not

 

[Strine]

Could you even imagine a 530 pound beast waddling around with a dainty knockoff LV?
I really can't decide if that's a sight I'd want to see or not

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She's the kind of fat girl who goes into clothes shops where nothing could fit her and buys a necklace or bag. That LV is going to look extra dainty with Mount Thrushmore lumbering around clutching it.

 

[Justine]

She's the kind of fat girl who goes into clothes shops where nothing could fit her and buys a necklace or bag. That LV is going to look extra dainty with Mount Thrushmore lumbering around clutching it.

A high class beanbag

 

[Twinkie]

Her gigantic ass is half hanging out of her swiss cheese pants. Priorities, Amber. And she should invest the rest of her LV fund in reinforced shocks for Becky's car.

And the main reason she wants it, probably, is becaue Trisha Paytas carries LVs or has in the past I think. It's such a foolish purchase regardless. LV bags start at like $1,100 unless she gets one of those tiny barrel bags (which would look even more hilarious). She's never had an original thought in her life, she's a sociopathic husk.

 

[Xenomorph]

Could you even imagine a 530 pound beast waddling around with a dainty knockoff LV?
I really can't decide if that's a sight I'd want to see or not

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Not new pants or a gym membership or some sort of industrial treadmill no.. an LV with her nasty ass sweaters and holy pants.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Maybe if all ten pounds went to her throat...

 

[EH 110]

I can believe that Becky only gained ten pounds... in her neck.

From a thumb to a big toe in less than a year.

 

[ricecake]

Nothing screams "fashion" like a LV bag paired with Walmart pajamas.