Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Her silence is ominous. I keep Googling "Uzi rooftop Kentucky" for when Becks has finally had enough.

That's not how lesbians do it. No, Becky would pack everybody into the car and tell them they're all going to Cheesecake Factory. Then, after they've driven three of the five hours required to get to civilisation when you live in Hobunken, Kentucky, Thumbtanic will veer to the right, off the road, and then off a cliff. (I'm sure Kentucky doesn't have cliffs but it does for the purposes of this augury).

Eric perishes instantly, as does Amber. Thumbtanic survives the impact but goes down over the course of three interminable James Cameronesque hours.

They never find Ricky's body. Some say he's working on a ranch in Wyoming and answers to Scout. His co-workers tell that sometimes you catch a goofy little smile on his face, but he doesn't seem to know when he's doing it. He's just woken from a half-remembered Stygian dream, but his terror is borne away by the dappled light of dawn.

 

[EH 110]

Let's be realistic. For a 500lb person is a good start, mini walks daily until she can move for longer periods of time and take proper walks.

She was doing that only a few months ago - or so she claimed. Remember her brief obsession with walking? She bought a new Fitbit she hardly ever wore, she said Becky would park far away from restaurants, and she'd walk up and down aisles in Walmart. She bragged about taking 8,000 steps per day. It didn't last long, so you might have missed it.

 

[Pimp daddy Destiny]

Our humble gorl.

 

[JaneThough]

Our humble gorl. View attachment 520159

Zach also doesn't do YouTube for views. But sweet burn there, gorl, I am sure he'll think twice before he does another reaction video!

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Our humble gorl. View attachment 520159

Zach wouldn‘t get views if your videos wouldn‘t display a piece of shit person.

If you were the true and honest nice girl you claim to be - people would be more satisfied with you.
Thus resulting in fewer ‚commentary‘ videos.

 

[MookbongBae]

Hey guuuuuys [insert unicorn emoji here]
Long time lurker, finally decided to actually register to join the fun, so to say. I never quite know what to think of ALR, at this point I'm just waiting for her to fall and become bedbound or something. I guess it's just fascinating to watch someone selfdestruct and be so in denial about it. Which just shows I clearly don't have a life and watch her to feel better about myself (tbf watching her balloon is actually motivating me to keep on track exercise-wise)

Spoiler: Sure AL

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

She was on ask.fm answering questions a little while ago. View attachment 520097

She sure does! Losing weight and working

 

[ricecake]

Unlike Amber, Zach has a really fun and engaging personality. People would--and do--watch his videos that aren't about AL.

 

[JaneThough]

She may have more views, but lets look at that like/dislike ratio, gorl.

 

[FotzenHunt42]

Why no thread about her whining on YN on the 14th? It's pure cringe... I loved how she keeps repeating herself, every time she fucks up it's the same bullshit: muh deression, hayduz, it's not my job but it's also my job, sorry not sorry etc. etc.

Edit: My bad, it was Snapchat. Anyway, thread is open.

 

[pickleniggo]

Our humble gorl. View attachment 520159

Lol I cannot wait until Saturday’s stream; her jimmies are going to be so completely rustled.

 

[FitBitch]

Big Al might be locked away in her room, too depressed to vlog, but thank god she still has the strength and motivation to tweet herself super humble compliments. I appreciate how she made sure not to lahh here, saying she doesn't have a SINGLE fake profile. Because obviously she has multiple fake ones, y'all. View attachment 519840Like this one, for instance. Brand new account, 1 follower, following 2 people and only tweets about our gorl:
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I love how they don't have real person names and cartoon or no profile pictures. Also: "You are the most special and that you don't have to be held to any standard" sure sounds like our master writer at work.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Does Wallyworld not have slip on sneakers? Is that why she has never heard of them?

 

[FitBitch]

Why no thread about her whining on YN on the 14th? It's pure cringe... I loved how she keeps repeating herself, every time she fucks up it's the same bullshit: muh deression, hayduz, it's not my job but it's also my job, sorry not sorry etc. etc.

Make a thread.

Also, everyone place your bets now on whether or not we get a new video today.

 

[497]

She was on ask.fm answering questions a little while ago. View attachment 520097

Since she didn't say what her phobia was she's said before she has that phobia where she's scared of holes... there was a video where Eric or Rickie had dots on their arm and she ran out of the room screeching

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Make a thread.

Also, everyone place your bets now on whether or not we get a new video today.

My bet is she will skip it today too. She'll make it an even 7days and then make a grand entrance

 

[pickleniggo]

Does Wallyworld not have slip on sneakers? Is that why she has never heard of them?

If she struggles to get flats on, you know a much tighter slip on sneaker is going to be nearly impossible without some kind of rig and pulley system.

 

[Soda Sink]

Make a thread.

Also, everyone place your bets now on whether or not we get a new video today.

According to the law of fives, amber won't upload a video today, instead she'll eat 5 pints of Ben n Jerry's.

 

[ADHD]

My bet is she will skip it today too. She'll make it an even 7days and then make a grand entrance

That'll teach us to be such meanie jerkfaces to her.

According to the law of fives, amber won't upload a video today, instead she'll eat 5 pints of Ben n Jerry's.

Next video: CURING MAH DEPRESHUN: ICE CREAM MUKBANG!!!!

 

[creature]

She was doing that only a few months ago - or so she claimed. Remember her brief obsession with walking? She bought a new Fitbit she hardly ever wore, she said Becky would park far away from restaurants, and she'd walk up and down aisles in Walmart. She bragged about taking 8,000 steps per day. It didn't last long, so you might have missed it.

I remember that, it was the right path. However her lack of compromise to stick to a plan made it fail miserably.

Also, you can put on comfly shoes without tie and untie, that's not an excuse.