Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mitch Conner]

Conspiracy theory: Amber has stolen Richards ring, out of jealousy and resentment that he is the most favored in the house. She has tucked away this ring somewhere deep, somewhere no one would ever dare venture. Into her cottage cheese crevice, hidden under layers of damp sweaty meat folds, dead skin and rotten and pus riddled cellulitis. Here it will stay until she gives it to her brother for his wedding.

 

[Domo Kitties]

Conspiracy theory: Amber has stolen Richards ring, out of jealousy and resentment that he is the most favored in the house. She has tucked away this ring somewhere deep, somewhere no one would ever dare venture. Into her cottage cheese crevice, hidden under layers of damp sweaty meat folds, dead skin and rotten and pus riddled cellulitis. Here it will stay until she gives it to her brother for his wedding.

I agree, but fuck you for giving me such a visual.

 

[FotzenHunt42]

That's her snotty way of saying she doesn't want to eat food that's cooked at home. She says she hates cooking and she says she doesn't like other people cooking for her. If it's restaurant food, she can't get enough.

I can kinda get that though. She probably grew up on disgusting shit like that Grandma's recipe junk and she, of course, can't cook for shit too so for her homemade equals blah. And also because she was dirt poor and white trash she probably associates eating out (even at fast food chains) as some kind of luxury, like an upper class type thing.
Idk, I've seen that kind of mentality in people before where Chinese take out was like a Michelin star experience.

 

[Twinkie]

It aint that deep she just wants the biggest portions and the fattiest foods possible

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Hmmm....so Amby has been squirelled away in the bedroom with her cheese for five days, and Eric also hasn't uploaded for five days.

I am very that Ricky finally blew his top and they're all stuck in a stand-off, not talking to each other. The only way Amber will detach Necky from the queens is by forcing a break, and she's going to exist in the bed in a state of squelch until this happens.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Hmmm....so Amby has been squirelled away in the bedroom with her cheese for five days, and Eric also hasn't uploaded for five days.

I am very that Ricky finally blew his top and they're all stuck in a stand-off, not talking to each other. The only way Amber will detach Necky from the queens is by forcing a break, and she's going to exist in the bed in a state of squelch until this happens.

Amber ate Eric.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Amber ate Eric.

Think about this. Eric wouldn't be to Amber's taste. He doesn't come in a tube.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

They've each retreated to opposite ends of the house to point and mutter, occasionally meeting in front of the fridge and sidling (well, heaving, straining and oozing in Albert's case) past each other with side-eye and a silence nearly as thick as our gorl's brain. Occasional shots are fired and hands are flapped over tubemeat gunge, otherwise its all just concentrated Huffage.

I like this. I want it to be real.

 

[Not me]

Or maybe Ricky (the only adult in there) had enough and left his husband and the house and Eric is too ashamed and hurt about it to vlog.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Or maybe Ricky (the only adult in there) had enough and left his husband and the house and Eric is too ashamed and hurt about it to vlog.

Call me a soft twat but I actually hope not.

Not cos I have any love for Eric but because the three of them were a happy, relatively functioning unit until Tsar Amba dropped on the Kentucky Gay Palace and now they are anything but. Its not just the financial aspects of all the others stopping work, its the way that affects other aspects of adulting - we all know who is thinking forward about bills and repairs and even small stuff like mowing the lawn.

Rickie allowing his hubs to mooch is one thing, but a whole household of leeches moping around blethering on about much depresshuns so anxiety is another story entirely. And its even worse when he's the only one that exhibits signs of real, pathological anxiety yet is carrying the whole lot of them in every way except financially. The poor guy probably lays awake half the night fretting over stuff for hours to the gentle background slobbering noises emanating from the kitchen. I don't know how the hell they tolerate living with Big Albert but it would be sad if it drove them to separate, even if that was only a catalyst.

But fuck all that. Its only Rickie. Our gorl is all that matters and any feels we have should be lavished upon her as is her right.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Call me a soft twat but I actually hope not.

Not cos I have any love for Eric but because the three of them were a happy, relatively functioning unit until Tsar Amba dropped on the Kentucky Gay Palace and now they are anything but. Its not just the financial aspects of all the others stopping work, its the way that affects other aspects of adulting - we all know who is thinking forward about bills and repairs and even small stuff like mowing the lawn.

Rickie allowing his hubs to mooch is one thing, but a whole household of leeches moping around blethering on about much depresshuns so anxiety is another story entirely. And its even worse when he's the only one that exhibits signs of real, pathological anxiety yet is carrying the whole lot of them in every way except financially. The poor guy probably lays awake half the night fretting over stuff for hours to the gentle background slobbering noises emanating from the kitchen. I don't know how the hell they tolerate living with Big Albert but it would be sad if it drove them to separate, even if that was only a catalyst.

But fuck all that. Its only Rickie. Our gorl is all that matters and any feels we have should be lavished upon her as is her right.

I totally agree. Eric and Rickie likely had no idea what they were getting into. Becky certainly did. I think Eric got carried away with the whole thing and poor Rickie is just left thinking, "how did it come to this?" He seems like a genuinely nice person and he's shown the patience of a saint from what bits and pieces we see. I could see him blowing up at some point, though, particularly because he seems suffer from actual anxiety. Maybe the ring thing was a bridge too far and he just lost it at the source of his anxiety, big Hambert, herself. This is all conjecture, obvs, but I could see it happening.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

What is "the ring thing?" I know there's a missing ring but is that it or is there more to it? I guess I could just try and find it in Eric's snorefests but I'm hoping you'll take pity and spare me. Is she involved somehow?

Aside from that, totally agree. I think Rickie's one of those who rarely shows surface perturbance but underneath it's all boiling away. They don't blow often but when they do it's spectacular.

 

[EH 110]

What is "the ring thing?" I know there's a missing ring but is that it or is there more to it? I guess I could just try and find it in Eric's snorefests but I'm hoping you'll take pity and spare me. Is she involved somehow?

Rickie lost his wedding ring.

 

[pickleniggo]

Rickie lost his wedding ring.

I like to imagine it’s hidden deep within some chicken gizzards.

 

[Xenomorph]

They are monetizing a growing Niche.
But the thing is the merchandise is mostly distasteful and tactless.

At least be more subtle.
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I‘ll see myself out.

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Im getting DSP level merch vibes

 

[Whatthefuck]

What is "the ring thing?" I know there's a missing ring but is that it or is there more to it? I guess I could just try and find it in Eric's snorefests but I'm hoping you'll take pity and spare me. Is she involved somehow?

Aside from that, totally agree. I think Rickie's one of those who rarely shows surface perturbance but underneath it's all boiling away. They don't blow often but when they do it's spectacular.

There's nothing more to it than that I don't think. I was just thinking how genuinely distressed he was about it and it could have just been one stressor too many when you're also dealing with 3 melodramatic toddlers.

A "stream of consciousness" with like three-dozen editing cuts (more editing than she's done in any of her hundreds of videos)?

Whatever you say, girth

Right? And, I love that she said stream of consciousness all of the sudden after I used that phrase on one of her threads. So, she totes doesn't lurk here and obviously doesn't even know what that phrase means. Just another example of our Hamingway.

 

[sperginity]

Per accumulated intel, we know that every time Amber lived in a household with adults, she had to be nagged into bathing because she stank so bad. I doubt the fags or becky held Amber to any standards and by now their noses would have adjusted to her stank. They might not even smell it anymore.

I read guerrilla warfare a few years ago, those people wore the same clothes for months while living in the jungle, and they could still identify the unique stink each person cultured from poor hygiene. Anyone leaving the house and coming back will re-notice the odor. It matches what I know of living with people who smell horrible, or who have too many pets. You get sick of bringing it up because it's embarrassing. I would imagine amberlynn emotionally punishes anyone who talks about it.

 

[Long time lurker]

the three of them were a happy, relatively functioning unit until Tsar Amba dropped on the Kentucky Gay Palace

Thing is, we don't know that. We only know what happened AFTER Amber moved in. There is a video that Amber posted, soon after moving in, where she's jumpy and looking around and at some point she mentions Eric came by/walked by (she was eating something in the den).
It lead me to think Eric was already a stay-at-home husband by the time Amber entered the equation.

The underwear photo on FB was posted years before Becky met Amber.

Amber might have been the catalyst, but the traits were already there. No one in their late 20's with responsibility, work ethics and common sense would just give it all up because the over-grown baby moved in with them.

Becky and Eric were always this nasty and lazy, we didn't know it because we didn't see it. Amber just brought our attention to them, and they are happy enough to show their asses on social media.

I reserve judgement on Ricky, but at least he's smart enough to keep his private life private (as much as he can. What with his husband shoving a camera on his face whenever he can).

 

[Xenomorph]

Thing is, we don't know that. We only know what happened AFTER Amber moved in. There is a video that Amber posted, soon after moving in, where she's jumpy and looking around and at some point she mentions Eric came by/walked by (she was eating something in the den).
It lead me to think Eric was already a stay-at-home husband by the time Amber entered the equation.

The underwear photo on FB was posted years before Becky met Amber.

Amber might have been the catalyst, but the traits were already there. No one in their late 20's with responsibility, work ethics and common sense would just give it all up because the over-grown baby moved in with them.

Becky and Eric were always this nasty and lazy, we didn't know it because we didn't see it. Amber just brought our attention to them, and they are happy enough to show their asses on social media.

I reserve judgement on Ricky, but at least he's smart enough to keep his private life private (as much as he can. What with his husband shoving a camera on his face whenever he can).

Its awful whenever the two couples went out you have Amber with her camera out and Eric with his out, so fucking annoying and self-absorbed. I am hoping Ricky told Eric to knock off how much he was doing.

 

[Guest69]

I like to imagine it’s hidden deep within some chicken gizzards.

Leaked image of what happened