Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[AmbazFetidTaint]

I'm just assuming that no one with a medical degree has ever examined her dainty hole.

Considering her Mensa membership, can we count Destiny's well-lubricated fist?

 

[Xenomorph]

I don't have that confirmed, but she's 27 and "claims" she hasn't seen a doctor in 10 years until the magic singing doctor. Most girls don't start seeing one until about 18 or so unless there's an issue. I'm just assuming that no one with a medical degree has ever examined her dainty hole.

No, no doctor has ever been down there. However, if one were to venture down there they should be getting the Doctor of the Century award as well as giving the makers of the exam table for sterdieness.

What is fucked is during one of the early Dusty vlogs when they were still in the Sunshine State, Dusty was getting her yearly check up and AL was in the room for it. During it, AL was asking pretty basic questions about the exam table etc, she didn't even know what a cross-section of a uterus was when looking on the table at a sculpture of it for education purposes and all around acting childish about the whole thing.

I cannot find the video at the moment but for fun here is this classic.

 

[angelicbitch]

During it, AL was asking pretty basic questions about the exam table etc, she didn't even know what a cross-section of a uterus was when looking on the table at a sculpture of it for education purposes.

I cannot find the video at the moment but for fun here is this classic

This is the video!

 

[Xenomorph]

This is the video!

Thanks Mama! Perfect!

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Why does her back look like the Dog Emoji

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

This is the video!

“She wants me to push her. Someone might actually need that wheelchair!” then it cuts straight to bolth of them on scooters at Wal Mart. Oh, Amber. I know I don’t have to tell you this, but please never change.

 

[Xenomorph]

Team villain here. Wasn't it Zachary Michael who said none of them relied on Youtube for their primary income?

I can't fault anyone who wants to try to sell something Amber-related. The patches are pretty stinking cute.

It looks like there would be a better way to sell a coloring book if someone wanted to create one. Would one of the self-publishing sites like Smashwords be an option?

These people are just critics of Amberlynn, same as what people are doing on Kiwi Farms we just don't make videos. To me, there is no teams it's just Amberlynn and her delusions and people who offer critiques of her.
Hot takes for cash when most of them get their information from Kiwi anyway.
Personally, I like people like hamberlynn reid as they do reuploads and add their own funny shit in it. No personal views and comparing to their own lives just showing the ridiculousness of the life of our gorl.

 

[Sanchez]

Personally, I like people like hamberlynn reid as they do reuploads and add their own funny shit in it. No personal views and comparing to their own lives just showing the ridiculousness of the life of our gorl.

Except hamberlynn reid is one of the haydurs that does exactly that. It's just easier to ignore because it's in text.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

She may be worried that the phlebotomist won't be able to find a vein easily and she'll have to get stuck a couple of times. Can you imagine even applying the tourniquet around that Smithfield ham? Even if that's the case, it's horse shit. She's a goddamned adult and most of us don't like having blood drawn, but understand that it's just a part of life.

Getting a vein on someone Amber's size is a fucking nightmare. It can take hours to find a vein in a person with a BMI over between 50 and 75. Our gorl is nearing a 100 BMI if she isn't there already. I can't imagine a tourniquet would even be used in someone as fat as Amber as it would do nothing but painfully bisect fat without really compressing the veins most phlebotomists use when getting blood from arms. I've seen actual blood pressure cuffs used on really fat people rather than rubber ties, but Amber is larger than those I've seen this done on. I'm sure there are cuffs large enough for women her size but it would have to be inflated so tightly that she'd end up terribly bruised and it would hurt a lot while it was inflated.

And how long would the fucking needle need to be to get through all the fat she has on her arms, even in the crook of her arm? I can't imagine a one inch needle would come close. And if the phlebotomist misses or miscalculates the location of the vein, how awful would it be to be continually poked with a huge needle?

Amber has no vascularity in her hands. She no longer has a neck. Her legs are worse than her arms. I genuinely do not know how anyone could draw blood from her without it becoming a terrifying shit show for all involved.

And none of this should be construed as sympathy for Amber's plight. These are the tolls of being so fat, but I don't even think such logistics have crossed her mind. She's avoiding it because she's lying about her medical situation entirely. There are no blood work orders out there for her. But when she inevitably collapses somewhere and ends up in the ER and the doc needs to know how blood the lard in her veins contains, god bless the phlebotomist tasked with the job.

 

[Turd Blossom]

This is the video!

Jfc. "Is that the COOTER?"
Imagine bringing this shrieky idiot with you to your Dr. appointment for moral support.
The poor gynecologist probably had to suffer through incessant ignorant questions and that tea-kettle wheeze laughter during the entire exam because god forbid Big Al isn't the center of attention.

 

[Twinkie]

Who cares about the gyno. Amber doesn't have sex and she knows her periods are irregluar because she's so fucking fat. What reason to see a gyno? The majority of people on this planet (who actually have sex and children, mind you) got along just fine before this YOU MUST GET CHECKED EVERY YEEEEAR! meme.

I know this statement will trigger some of you gorls but if you're living a low-risk sexual lifestyle and don't have broken plumbing there's no need to get in the stirrups annually or even every 3 years.

Amber also has the disincentive of no insurance, so she'd be paying out of pocket.

e: I fucking love your posts dog prom but you're exaggerating on this one. It's not that difficult to get a vein. I could stick five fatties the size of Amber and be home in time for cornflakes (yes, PL).

 

[EH 110]

What is fucked is during one of the early Dusty vlogs when they were still in the Sunshine State, Dusty was getting her yearly check up and AL was in the room for it. During it, AL was asking pretty basic questions about the exam table etc, she didn't even know what a cross-section of a uterus was when looking on the table at a sculpture of it for education purposes and all around acting childish about the whole thing.

It's pretty sad when Dustin, of all people, has to explain how your body works.

 

[Xenomorph]

Who cares about the gyno. Amber doesn't have sex and she knows her periods are irregluar because she's so fucking fat. What reason to see a gyno? The majority of people on this planet (who actually have sex and children, mind you) got along just fine before this YOU MUST GET CHECKED EVERY YEEEEAR! meme.

I know this statement will trigger some of you gorls but if you're living a low-risk sexual lifestyle and don't have broken plumbing there's no need to get in the stirrups annually or even every 3 years.

Amber also has the disincentive of no insurance, so she'd be paying out of pocket.

e: I fucking love your posts dog prom but you're exaggerating on this one. It's not that difficult to get a vein. I could stick five fatties the size of Amber and be home in time for cornflakes (yes, PL).

Dusty was being seen because she was having period problems and was on birth control to help her bad periods. At one point there was a hint that she may have endometriosis so that would explain her yearly visits or whenever the GYN deemed necessary to have her be seen.
As far as AL her possibly having PCOS can put her at risk for developing Uterine Cancer. So she should be seen it's not all about STD's to see a gyn you know.

 

[Twinkie]

That's why I added the broken plumbing qualifier. I wasn't talking about Destiny, and besides, she is/was young enough at that time to be on her parent's insurance or whatever. I'm quite certain she wasn't paying for it.

Amber doesn't have PCOS. Not every fatass has PCOS. Just being that fat she's not going to have periods, that doesn't mean she has PCOS. She doesn't have the fat distribution, the acne or facial hair, or the painful periods. Even when she had her one epic bleedout the other day, to my recollection she didn't mention pain.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

People like Amber are exactly the reason AccuVein exists.

 

[JCnGGd32]

Where in Kentucky does AL live?

 

[JerkyPirate]

Ugh, her face when she starts busting up about Destiny getting her "hoo-ha looked at". JFC

Also another gem from this video - holy fucking shit look how thick her leg is. God, I hope so so much that she goes on MSHPL because I want some full on views of the monstrosity.

edit - idk what I did but the pic didnt post at first.

 

[Basketball Jones]

And how long would the fucking needle need to be to get through all the fat she has on her arms, even in the crook of her arm? I can't imagine a one inch needle would come close. And if the phlebotomist misses or miscalculates the location of the vein, how awful would it be to be continually poked with a huge needle?

If you can’t draw from the arms you can default to the tops of hands and feet. Generally it’s avoided because of how sensitive those areas are.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

e: I fucking love your posts dog prom but you're exaggerating on this one. It's not that difficult to get a vein. I could stick five fatties the size of Amber and be home in time for cornflakes (yes, PL).

That's impressive. Without veering too much into PL/irrelevance territory I have not witnessed such skill with the super-morbidly obese. After seeing several skilled techs take an hour to get blood out of a 350 pound woman, I assumed AL would be a challenge. So hopefully she reads this, sees it may be easy-peasy to get a blood draw and crosses that off her avoidance list.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

If you can’t draw from the arms you can default to the tops of hands and feet.

Yeah, when I start an IV on a death fat I use a BP cuff and go in the back of the hand. It's generally the best spot on someone that large.