Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

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In the ads I've seen for online therapy, there are apparently ones where you can text your therapist at any time*. Perfect for our gorl.

*Which makes me wonder... perhaps it's not the same people answering your after hours texts...

I’ve decided I’ll throw my hat in the ring on this topic.

I’m actually about a month into trying online therapy myself. I don’t know what service AL is using (if anything; it is Amberlynn), but the one I’ve been using allows you to message your therapist at any time. That being said, you will not get an immediate response. Your therapist will give a response to most, if not everything you’ve had to say, once to twice a day, 5 days a week. You can send text messages, pictures, videos, and audio recordings.

I haven’t seen a therapist before, but I would say that my experience has been a positive one so far. In comparison to traditional therapy, I feel like I’d go kind of insane if I could only hear from my therapist once a week or twice a month. I think it’s also beneficial to people who simply don’t have any therapists (who are even taking new clients) in the area, or as others have mentioned, can’t or perhaps won’t attend an in-person session.

Can you recieve a diagnosis from an online therapist? I don’t know - and I especially don’t know about that when it comes to more serious things such as full-blown disorders or mental illnesses. There are certainly key elements such as body language that are missing when having an online therapist. I think the main issue is that you need to give the therapist as much honest information as you can - and obviously that would be a challenge for our AL.

In summary: I think online therapy can be beneficial, but just like normal therapy it depends on the honesty and openness of the client (and potentially the severity of the mental illness/issue). Would in-person therapy be better for AL? Probably. But to be fair, if she is doing online therapy and putting earnest effort into it, I think that it’s better than nothing.
 
Interview With The Binge Monster

The thrill and pleasure of dicing up some Orange Chicken with my decaying snaggleteeth is almost intoxicating. The thought possesses my mind almost 24/7, as I lay on my fit-for-me king-sized mattress, as I lay there til' 2pm, as I gently say 'no' to bathing - there is rarely a moment, sweet, satisfying, yet tangy sauce and greasy breading isn't haunting my mind.

Making my way through the Cheesecake Factory parking lot, in desperate need of more food, my diabetes-darkened eyes catch a glimpse of a woman around 30, doggy-bag in hand. My nose flares up with the seductive smell that is permeating from her young body. With one swift but clumsy movement, I lumber over to her, knock the bag out of her hands and my molars begin grinding up her leftovers, causing her to recoil in fear. All while the Binge Monster is thanking me for making Becky drive me 2 hours to satisfy my craving for Orange Chicken.

 
I know I’m not a regular and I forget to check this thread daily but holy shit this woman is a hot fucking mess. How do you go on day by day without worrying about your health? I can’t comprehend being so unbothered by your aches and pains and inability to sleep well, to move properly to be a normal functioning human that you’re fine with eating yourself to death.

At this point she might as well just die because Christ she’s ruined her body and she clearly doesn’t have the will to change. *sigh*
 
In reguards to her BED "Official Dx"

What's interesting to me is; didn't she already say she was Dx'd back when she was a teenager when she was in foster care?

I could have sworn it was listed there with the myriad of other conditions she claimed to have.
I remember her backtracking on this, using weasel words about some counselor from foster care saying it "looks like BED." Bottom line, this bitch ain't ever been officially diagnosed, and never will be.
 
From her weight gain IG as of 8/23/2018:
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Ah depression ..the layman's excuse for being lazy af

She probably read somewhere that clinically depressed people don't go out to vacations with friends or eat out every other day ,they sit in home cutting all interactions with other people and don't even get up of bed everyday so amber is now doing this drama so that in future she can say she was in bed the whole week that one time so I know how depression feels. This bitch is such a laah :D
 
FUCKIN CALLED IT

Where’s my Orange Chicken?


You don't get a trophy for predicting she'll close it for the eleventh time gorl! Every time she uses it she can't even keep her lies straight for one day and has to scuttle her own ship to retain her """credibility""".
Feel free to dice your fangs into some orange chicken all the same though.

I don't understand why she even wants to be diagnosed so badly. It isn't going to change a single thing.

Because in her mind, people are not culpable for their disorders. Now when she's bedbound she can tell everyone it's because she has a disorder. She puts the cart before the horse: she thinks (or wishes to think) the disorder causes her bad behaviour and she's just the victim. The reality is that the disorder is just a psychic profile of her competely voluntary behaviour, and diagnosis exists to help formalise treatment plans. Any competent therapist would stress this point to someone they were diagnosing, but I think we all know her shrink is the good Doctor Wikipedia Eating Disorders Portal. You are absolutely correct that it won't change anything; in fact I'll be surprised if it doesn't make her behaviour worse - she now has a page in textbooks to point out as proof that there's a Binge Monster living under her bed (who somehow hasn't been crushed to death).
 
Ah depression ..the layman's excuse for being lazy af

She probably read somewhere that clinically depressed people don't go out to vacations with friends or eat out every other day ,they sit in home cutting all interactions with other people and don't even get up of bed everyday so amber is now doing this drama so that in future she can say she was in bed the whole week that one time so I know how depression feels. This bitch is such a laah :biggrin:
Completely agree. She has no ounce of shame for the fact that she laid in her putrid bed for 10 days-- something that someone with depression would/could actually feel.
 
Now some of you might be thinking "Didn't Amberlynn say she took twinkie outside for a walk, playtime, and to use the bathroom during this depression?" You're right in asking that because she did say that, but Amberlynn would like you dirty internet detectives to know that none of those dogs get walked daily! So if you are dislike the thought of her not walking her dog... well you have to dislike eric and rickie as well. (Hint Amber, we kind of do...)

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See y'all. They play in the yard. Hell, last time I checked dogs absolutely hate playing with their owners. 10 days of no interactive play with the humans is exactly what the vet ordered. derp

tbh I wouldn't mind that if I were twinkie. She has less screeching in her tiny ears.
 
Now some of you might be thinking "Didn't Amberlynn say she took twinkie outside for a walk, playtime, and to use the bathroom during this depression?" You're right in asking that because she did say that, but Amberlynn would like you dirty internet detectives to know that none of those dogs get walked daily! So if you are dislike the thought of her not walking her dog... well you have to dislike eric and rickie as well. (Hint Amber, we kind of do...)

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See y'all. They play in the yard. Hell, last time I checked dogs absolutely hate playing with their owners. 10 days of no interactive play with the humans is exactly what the vet ordered. derp

tbh I wouldn't mind that if I were twinkie. She has less screeching in her tiny ears.
So what she's saying is that the yard is a mine field of dog turds.
 
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