Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sweaty chafing thighs]

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Why would she post this, the lengths she goes to to seem like a normal sexually active person is so strange

Can she even find her vagina? I don't think her t-rex arms are capable of hoisting up that fupa much less finding anything within her folds.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Did Albert get BED (Binge Eating Disorder) mixed up with Bed (the thing she's been lying in for pity points)

 

[A Owl]

Ladies, ladies, calm down.

I think Hamber just made a mistake and forgot to say "mobility forklift."

Ninja'd but I found The One!

ETA: She can grow into it.

 

[ricecake]

In the infamous thumbnail of her doing duckface on the scooter, she is riding in an Amigo Value Shopper.

500 lb. weight limit, gorl:

http://amigoshopper.com/products/motorized-carts/25-amigo-valueshopper-motorized-shopping-cart

 

[easyaf]

Well AL, I'm sure if it was easy for you to see the 760lb limit then it will be easy for you to take a picture of it and prove the hadurz wrong.

 

[sperginity]

I hope there's a video today, I like to watch them while I do dishes.

 

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

In the infamous thumbnail of her doing duckface on the scooter, she is riding in an Amigo Value Shopper.

500 lb. weight limit, gorl:

http://amigoshopper.com/products/motorized-carts/25-amigo-valueshopper-motorized-shopping-cart

To be fair she was around 85lbs lighter in that video so would’ve been under 500lbs.

 

[sperginity]

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Why would she post this, the lengths she goes to to seem like a normal sexually active person is so strange

That's not your clit, it's a blood clot

Anyway you all are missing the point of the smoker comparison. It's the smokers fault but no one would tell a smoker COPD patient not to use a scooter because they caused themselves to become disabled. It's a fair point. AL cannot walk far, therefore she is disabled. How she got that way is not really relevant. A lot of disabled people contributed to their condition in some way, the disabled person is already paying a high price for their decision so it doesn't seem necessary to try and exclude them from society. Exceeding the scooters weight capacity is a better argument for her buying her own or not going to walmart.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

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Why would she post this, the lengths she goes to to seem like a normal sexually active person is so strange

Suddenly I need a therapist too for my self-diagnosed PTSD.

 

[angelicbitch]

To be fair she was around 85lbs lighter in that video so would’ve been under 500lbs.

85lbs lighter would be 447lbs.

She hasn't been in the 440s since late 2015 - early 2016.

I'm almost positive that the picture that @ricecake is talking about is the thumbnail that @classtrash posted, which was filmed 2-3 months ago.

 

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

85lbs lighter would be 447lbs.

She hasn't been in the 440s since late 2015 - early 2016.

I'm almost positive that the picture that @ricecake is talking about is the thumbnail that @classtrash posted, which was filmed 2-3 months ago.

I honestly thought it was ages ago. It all merges into one.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Attaching this here because it is relevant to the scooter weight convo... (I didn't make the video)

I used to think Aunt Tammie was crazy for calling Amber's work to ask if employees were allowed to bring a lunch....

 

[Hrothgar]

If I were the employee that had to call the regional or corporate office and try to explain that someone broke one of our scooters simply by sitting on it, I don't know if I would have any idea how to begin that conversation. Maybe "Hahaha guess fucking what"?

 

[SweetDee]

Any of you think she actually knows when she's lying anymore? Because I'm not really sure.

760lb capacity scooter my ass. I mean... how many 760+ pound people are going to the grocery store to do their shopping? At that point, the majority are bedridden and unable to move at all. Their enablers are the ones who bring the food.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Throwback lulz

 

[FitBitch]

I remember her backtracking on this, using weasel words about some counselor from foster care saying it "looks like BED." Bottom line, this bitch ain't ever been officially diagnosed, and never will be.

"Looks like BED" like you can put a mental illness under a microscope, forget that it wasn't an official diagnosis in the DSM back when she was 16, the idea of doing a biopsy on Amber's brain and finding traces of orange chicken sauce in the sample to go "yup, looks like BED" is hilarious.

 

[Long time lurker]

She must have meant pearly white teeth but with Amber, who knows.

I think you're right.

What's interesting to me is; didn't she already say she was Dx'd back when she was a teenager when she was in foster care?

I don't remember Amber claiming she was diagnosed with BED. What I do remember is that she claimed to had been diagnosed as bipolar as a teen.

In the infamous thumbnail of her doing duckface on the scooter, she is riding in an Amigo Value Shopper.

500 lb. weight limit, gorl:

http://amigoshopper.com/products/motorized-carts/25-amigo-valueshopper-motorized-shopping-cart

This whole debacle shows how out of touch with reality Amber is (and how she thinks that being 500+lb is no big deal).
Sure, she pulled that number from her ass, but who, in their right mind, would come up with such a huge number? Amber really thinks it isn't that abnormal to weight more than 500lb.

I used to think Aunt Tammie was crazy for calling Amber's work to ask if employees were allowed to bring a lunch....

Tbh, what Tammie did was crazy, and invasive of Amber's privacy. She had absolutely no right to do that (spare me with the worried aunt shtick. If she was such a caring person, she'd have taken Amber in when she was taken from her parents.)

 

[JaneThough]

Throwback lulz

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Subtext: I am binging like crazy today because last hurrah.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I think you're right.

I don't remember Amber claiming she was diagnosed with BED. What I do remember is that she claimed to had been diagnosed as bipolar as a teen.

This whole debacle shows how out of touch with reality Amber is (and how she thinks that being 500+lb is no big deal).
Sure, she pulled that number from her ass, but who, in their right mind, would come up with such a huge number? Amber really thinks it isn't that abnormal to weight more than 500lb.

Tbh, what Tammie did was crazy, and invasive of Amber's privacy. She had absolutely no right to do that (spare me with the worried aunt shtick. If she was such a caring person, she'd have taken Amber in when she was taken from her parents.)

She definitely did say at some point that she was diagnosed with BED as a teen because there was a thing about it not even being a recognized disorder back then. I'll look back and see if I can find it because I can't remember if it was a twatter, snap or on a video.

 

[666EVE666]

She definitely did say at some point that she was diagnosed with BED as a teen because there was a thing about it not even being a recognized disorder back then. I'll look back and see if I can find it because I can't remember if it was a twatter, snap or on a video.

It was a video--which one I can't remember, but I DO remember looking up when BED was added to the DSM and found it was added rather recently, too recent for her to have been diagnosed as a teenager.

So she self-diagnosed with both bipolar and BED before getting evaluated for bolth/either.