Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pinkbutterfly]

Falling over at 530 pounds twice is no joke. If she twists an ankle or something, then the Bedbound Saga begins in earnest. This is how they usually begin. The fatty is mobile until an injury lands them in bed for a week or two. While in bed, they gain another 20 pounds, and the weakened ankle just can't hold the weight anymore. Once that happens, you have no choice but diet your way out of bed or become infirm for good.

I don't think she'd even need an injury to have issues holding the weight - just spending too long in bed at this point (whether it's illness or depression or sheer laziness) would probably put her at risk. She's mentioned that recently her muscles have started cramping up from brief walking around - if she lies around for a few days I really do think there's a chance her muscles will call it quits when she tries to use them again.

It's crazy to see the level of denial a human brain can manage. She's losing the ability to walk, and will probably still joke about it...

 

[Long time lurker]

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Drama whore will whore for drama. It's all BS and it wouldn't surprise me if she ends up saying she fell for a prank/trick/tall story, or fell in love with some animal/thing she saw.

BTW, Amber said story time. I doubt it will be a video on YT. More likely some stupid shit she'll post on SC.

 

[Twinkie]

"story time" is a youtube thing.

There's no way she's going to miss out on the youtube bux to post it on snapchat

Spoiler: google 'youtube storytime meme' for good times

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

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"I FELL.... in love, guys!!!"

 

[ADHD]

She dropped something and fell over trying to pick it up. Calling it right now.

Also calling it: she wasn't trying to pick up soap or shampoo

 

[FitBitch]

Also calling it: she wasn't trying to pick up soap or shampoo

>Implying that she showers

 

[Nightlife Monster Truck]

Also calling it: she wasn't trying to pick up soap or shampoo

Tube turkey no doubt.

 

[London Raine]

If our goirl fell twice and can't even upload videos on pillow mountain, that has me a bit concerned. My guess is this included a trip to the ER, and that her face might be busted up enough that she doesn't want to be seen on camera. Not feeling sorry for her, because she put herself in this position -- just thinking of the possibilities of what might have happened. Did her knees finally give out from under her and she needs titanium knees now? Are her teeth knocked out? Did she break her arm/shoulder. Does she have a dozen stitches to the forehead? My guess is she is definitely bed bound and Becky has to fetch her a bed pan and meals on the hour. My God - living that life. Maybe that's why we've seen Becky in the last couple of vids. I don't know -- I just want to know the tea!

 

[Strine]

If our goirl fell twice and can't even upload videos on pillow mountain, that has me a bit concerned. My guess is this included a trip to the ER, and that her face might be busted up enough that she doesn't want to be seen on camera. Not feeling sorry for her, because she put herself in this position -- just thinking of the possibilities of what might have happened. Did her knees finally give out from under her and she needs titanium knees now? Are her teeth knocked out? Did she break her arm/shoulder. Does she have a dozen stitches to the forehead? My guess is she is definitely bed bound and Becky has to fetch her a bed pan and meals on the hour. My God - living that life. Maybe that's why we've seen Becky in the last couple of vids. I don't know -- I just want to know the tea!

You presume much to think she is significantly impeded from uploading videos. I want drama of this level, but I am far more cynical. My theory is that she broke a furniture or just sat on a bench too hard and is now claiming Victimlynn status as another lazy attempt to kick up dust about her promised weigh-in.

 

[Twinkie]

Amber's face would be one of the last parts of her body to hit the floor if she fell. Her joints are most at risk in a fall situation. And if she somehow got a black eye or something you'd better believe she'd be showing it off in a thumbnail gorl. Youtube is her job, after all.

Anyway, she should post a snap to prove she can still walk.

 

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

Top Comments are full of shade. Has she got any fans left at this point? Not one is supportive.

Spoiler: Where’s The Lie Though

 

[NervousSideEye]

Amber's face would be one of the last parts of her body to hit the floor if she fell. Her joints are most at risk in a fall situation. And if she somehow got a black eye or something you'd better believe she'd be showing it off in a thumbnail gorl. Youtube is her job, after all.

Anyway, she should post a snap to prove she can still walk.

I just watched her Snapchat stories and the first thing is literally her in a scooter in Wal-Mart. Walking is off the table for our dainty gorl

 

[CindyChafe]

I just watched her Snapchat stories and the first thing is literally her in a scooter in Wal-Mart. Walking is off the table for our dainty gorl

Not gonna lie, the Scooty-puff POV shots are fascinating.

 

[Strine]

I just watched her Snapchat stories and the first thing is literally her in a scooter in Wal-Mart. Walking is off the table for our dainty gorl

She conceded in June that she uses a scooter in Walmart. She was still able to stagger into the building to get on one, and to the car to get there. She can still walk.

 

[NervousSideEye]

She conceded in June that she uses a scooter in Walmart. She was still able to stagger into the building to get on one, and to the car to get there. She can still walk.

Or Becky could have brought one to the car. It is entirely possible that her fall hurt her to the point where she can't walk without assistance of some kind.

 

[Strine]

Or Becky could have brought one to the car. It is entirely possible that her fall hurt her to the point where she can't walk without assistance of some kind.

If she had sustained an injury severe enough to do that, she would have had a video out within 15 minutes, accompanied by social media hysterics about how she was maimed. As I said before, I would be glad to see drama of this level, but I strongly believe this is just crocodile tears to distract from her umpteenth diet failure.

 

[Twinkie]

I agree. My comment about proof of her walking was more about her growing too fat to walk, rather than being too injured to walk.

Like, film a few steps of your fabulous walking plan, Hamb. Would that be so hard? Oh who am I kidding she can't even manage to film a weigh in

 

[pickleniggo]

Or Becky could have brought one to the car. It is entirely possible that her fall hurt her to the point where she can't walk without assistance of some kind.

Nah man. A month ago there was a video that showed Becky pulling right up to the entrance and letting our girl out. Just a few steps and Amber's scooting away to journal heaven. I doubt she's injured. We'd know by now.

 

[ADHD]

Recent Twitter cap:

Not to worry. Not only can our gorl walk, she can strut. This is from August 31:

 

[CindyChafe]

From Snapchat.

Because she really needs Reese’s Peanut Butter cups and liquid sugar to feel better. And 2 types of Tylenol. Oh and a journal to write about her falls. Duh. Thanks Becky.