Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sperginity]

If anyone is beating anyone, it's Amber beating Becky for not bringing her food fast enough.

Both of them have rendered their arms basically vestigial via obesity, it would be hilarious to watch them try to fight but get too tired before inflicting any real damage

 

[Sunshy1]

Our daft cow doesn't really understand that with her lying and breaking her promise of a weigh in, she's legitimately losing the last of her few asspatters. In the past you'd look under a video and you'd spot a few of them desperately trying to defend her... if you look at recent video comment it's all hate.

 

[byanyothername]

 

[pinkbutterfly]

And if that isn't enough to shame a 20-something into losing weight, nothing will. Can you imagine being so fat, it takes a group effort to get your huge ass up? There's nothing dainty and girly about that, Amber.

I don't have anything concrete to confirm it, but I think she might almost enjoy it? People 'rushing to her aid' probably makes her feel loved/cared for/wanted, as fucked up as that may be.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I'm no doctor, but I would hazard a guess that it is either a loss of balance due to sudden weight gain, or weakened joints due to sudden weight gain. She's already carrying 500 pounds every time she stands up, which is quite a load. That throws your balance off as it is. If you maintain a stable weight, you kind of know where your center of gravity is, but if you pile on 40 more pounds very rapidly, as she did, that center of gravity changes, but your body hasn't learned where it is yet. So, reaching for something that was reachable at 492 can throw you off balance at 532, and all those pounds come crashing down.

Or, her joints are starting to buckle under the weight, which is inevitable. This would be a much more serious situation than the first, but the first leads to this one anyway sooner or later.

She has hit a rather quick spurt in weight gain. It would be hard for someone to find their center of balance at that weight at 492, but if you look, there's a pic somewhere on this whole thing that shows an outline of where her skeleton should be. She'd already be having issued with center of gravity and adding 40 pounds to that (being generous) very quickly will cause mobility issues.

 

[Twinkie]

The possibilities are endless. But most likely, it couldn't have been anything too interesting if she didn't shit out a video for it.

It could've happened simply because she was moving more. She had a walking plan, remember (). Maybe she really did go for it. The more steps you take, the more opportunities to fall.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

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From Snapchat.

Because she really needs Reese’s Peanut Butter cups and liquid sugar to feel better. And 2 types of Tylenol. Oh and a journal to write about her falls. Duh. Thanks Becky.

Only Amberlynn would chase her Tylenol with Reese’s and Brisk.

 

[CindyChafe]

That snap with Eric, rickie and Becky... that face Rickie is making... if looks could kill man.

 

[C3PBRO]

I'd like to think that if any one of us human-sized haydurs fell hard enough to yield a bum ankle/foot/knee, our significant other would offer to let us sit on the more comfortable and elevated surface. But no, Amberlynn "mattress on the floor" Reid is banished to the beanbag on the hardwood, back turned, while the queens and Becky fold out the couch for an evening on the Wii.

I wonder how much louder AL cackled last night in an effort to feel included.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I'd like to think that if any one of us human-sized haydurs fell hard enough to yield a bum ankle/foot/knee, our significant other would offer to let us sit on the more comfortable and elevated surface. But no, Amberlynn "mattress on the floor" Reid is banished to the beanbag on the hardwood, back turned, while the queens and Becky fold out the couch for an evening on the Wii.

I wonder how much louder AL cackled last night in an effort to feel included.

Is that their bed? It looks like they might be sitting on their bed, not the couch. If that's the case, I can see why Hamber was banished to the floor.

 

[P.F.H.]

JEsus fuck Becky stop overeating so much...

 

[Whatthefuck]

Does anyone else get first year college dorm living vibes from this? These are fully grown adults. WTF.

 

[C3PBRO]

Is that their bed? It looks like they might be sitting on their bed, not the couch. If that's the case, I can see why Hamber was banished to the floor.

Actually you're right. Their living room couch does look like it could be a foldout but this isn't it, the back doesn't ride high enough. I still love the idea of them having fun while they leave bolth Snorlaxes to flounder around on the floor.

 

[CindyChafe]

Do you remember which video it was where she tried to give the lady in the gas station a gift card? I was looking for it but couldn't find it. I was thinking it was Vlogmas '16 but no luck...

I found it. Video is called “LAST VIDEO | VLOGMAS 23-25, 2016”.

Dunno if anyone cares but I was looking for it and found it so here it is. Never change, AL, never change.

“Homelessness runs in my family.”

 

[Malibougie]

Her joints are shot and eventually she will fall and it will take 10 firemen to get her back up again à la the dude who fell in the hotel near his bed on mspl. I remember at 400lbs on her frame was really taxing her the way 700lbs would. I don’t know what 550 would be.

You in danger gorl.

Also, round the clock Tylenol for jaundicelynn is a great idea. Who needs a liver anyway?

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

How soon before she just shuts down the weight gain IG? People aren't having it on her posts, even weeks after she last updated.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Is that their bed? It looks like they might be sitting on their bed, not the couch. If that's the case, I can see why Hamber was banished to the floor.

It's Eric & Ricky's bed. You can tell because it's the tacky live-laugh-love-esque mismatched bedspread Eric got for/around his birthday.

 

[Xenomorph]

Oh AL so cheeky leaving the Snorlax in the shot to represent yourself.

 

[Strine]

I get Amber is a delusional narcissist who thinks she's pretty and svelte, but how does she rationalize the warthog girlfriend? Either 1) her warped brain transforms Becks into Blake Lively or 2) AL thinks she's too good for Becks.

Becky is just a chauffeuse and food slave. Ordinary notions of attraction do not factor into it. They don't have sex and are only tokenistically affectionate. The actual relationship is closer to mother-child. Amber's relationship options are either "developmentally disabled lesbian" or "male fat fetishist" so she went with the one that was easier to manipulate into a sexless indentureship. I doubt she is even a lesbian; she is confessedly fixated on how attractive men find her.

 

[sis no]

I found it. Video is called “LAST VIDEO | VLOGMAS 23-25, 2016”.

Dunno if anyone cares but I was looking for it and found it so here it is. Never change, AL, never change.

someone has probably said this before, but how does she not know how that christmas song goes? that's not the tune at all. every passing moment i become more and more convinced that amber is an alien from another planet trying desperately not to reveal it