Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hotcheetospuffs]

I'd like to think that if any one of us human-sized haydurs fell hard enough to yield a bum ankle/foot/knee, our significant other would offer to let us sit on the more comfortable and elevated surface. But no, Amberlynn "mattress on the floor" Reid is banished to the beanbag on the hardwood, back turned, while the queens and Becky fold out the couch for an evening on the Wii.

I wonder how much louder AL cackled last night in an effort to feel included.

I'm confused, that looks like the top of AL's head, did she take the picture or did someone else?

 

[Twinkie]

It's the ends of her own hair. She's so fat that it looks like the head of someone sitting in front of her.

 

[497]

I'm confused, that looks like the top of AL's head, did she take the picture or did someone else?

It looks like the top of a poop bun... but I don't think AL could lift her arms up over her head to take a picture like that. Is the snorlax head the headrest? https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/jkmu/ Now I'm trying to imagine AL sitting on it or if she was just leaning on it. Maybe Eric will show us a glimpse in a vlog.

 

[Strawberry Swirl]

Okay....I work as a professional genealogist in London, can someone let Becky know there are literally MILLIONS of descendants of Edward III and it’s hilarious that somehow she claims her great grandma got offered his Castle, this clown is delusional.

 

[497]

Well, there was the time Necky "accidentally" bought her incontinence pads instead of actual menstrual pads...

I still don't understand why she posted that...who posts when they buy period stuff? I guess it's not a normal thing for AL. only reason was to make Becky look dumb. Or she thought everyone else was dumb enough to believe they were bought by mistake... I'm sure Becky knows the difference even if she doesn't use menstrual pads currently.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

How soon before she just shuts down the weight gain IG? People aren't having it on her posts, even weeks after she last updated.

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Of course there are no new entries because it’s a ‘Weight LOSS Tracker’

 

[Worst Case Ontario]

I still don't understand why she posted that...who posts when they buy period stuff? I guess it's not a normal thing for AL. only reason was to make Becky look dumb. Or she thought everyone else was dumb enough to believe they were bought by mistake... I'm sure Becky knows the difference even if she doesn't use menstrual pads currently.

She doesn't get her period often and she's stupid, so she thinks it's a big deal; it's definitely a strange. It's like how she constantly has to say that she showers daily, which only makes everyone believe that she definitely doesn't shower daily. It's still a mystery to me why Becky bought poise pads, but I feel like it was an honest mistake somehow and Amber gets periods so infrequently that she didn't realize it until people pointed it out to her.

 

[Strine]

Okay....I work as a professional genealogist in London, can someone let Becky know there are literally MILLIONS of descendants of Edward III and it’s hilarious that somehow she claims her great grandma got offered his Castle, this clown is delusional.

Hey, she's a DIRECT descendent. You can't prove that the royal house of Great Britain didn't relocate to a podunk shithole, in a then-non-existent country that eventually rejected the British monarchy anyway, and then refuse to reproduce with anybody but themselves for sixteen generations. Becky could usurp Queen Elizabeth any time she wants, and commission a Spider Man crown to wear backwards, indoors, at night.

Jesus Christ she's such a sped

 

[8008135]

Or she thought everyone else was dumb enough to believe they were bought by mistake... I'm sure Becky knows the difference even if she doesn't use menstrual pads currently.

Becky's female too, and at her age, would have had her own period for at least a decade. She should know what the fuck menstrual pads look like. Amber .only started with the "Tee hee, silly Becky bought the wrong thing!" when people started pointing it out. So in short, yes, she thought people were dumb enough to believe it was a mistake.

 

[FitBitch]

Any time Amber says "I'm dying right now" and uses the laughing with tears emoji whatever she's saying is a lahh.

 

[Twinkie]

Becky's female too, and at her age, would have had her own period for at least a decade. She should know what the fuck menstrual pads look like. Amber .only started with the "Tee hee, silly Becky bought the wrong thing!" when people started pointing it out. So in short, yes, she thought people were dumb enough to believe it was a mistake.

Eh, Becky could make that mistake if she had only ever used tampons, and didn't know what piss pads are.

And Amber, having very little experience with tampons or pads, probably said what she always says when she sends Becky out "just get me the very biggest thing"

 

[traviesa]

this might be petty but becky’s voice and the way she moves her mouth when she talks annoys the shit out of me

 

[Strine]

Thumbslug preparing to devour the sacrifice the tribe left outside her cave

 

[Whatthefuck]

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That poor fucking dog. I think I want this as my wallpaper, though, because everytime I see Twinkie Stoooor's look of horror I crack up. Every. Time. I'm still laughing about the stills from that stupid this or that vlog. This poor animal.

ETA: I'm not amused that Twinkie is clearly traumatized, I'm amused that her little face is so expressive that it's obvious and this den of bumfuckery has no clue.

 

[FitBitch]

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Why does this dog always look like a psychologically shattered 'Nam vet? She looks like she's 100% on the edge of a panic attack in every picture.
If she's relaxing on video and Amber says her name she immediately adopts her desperate thousand yard stare and tucks her tail in response.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Any time Amber says "I'm dying right now" and uses the laughing with tears emoji whatever she's saying is a lahh.

Well, it is true that she's dying...

 

[P.F.H.]

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So are you telling me Amber doesn't have the time/money/fucks to buy the dog some flea medicine, but she does, for some bizarre reason, buy her silly hats.

I'm shocked...

 

[Twinkie]

I mean, it mirrors Amber's approach to self care. Instead of paying for bloodwork her doctor insists that she have in order to establish a baseline, Amber will go buy hats (for becky) and junk jewelry instead.

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

Poor Twinkie. That poor Idaho potato should really get a proper home. Never seen a dog that looks so freaking traumatized. I mean wtf are they actually doing to that poor creature? A question I find myself asking everyday. But it's so apparent that Haramber's idea of love revolves around food: just smother everything and everyone around you with food and it'll be fine. No need to think about their other needs. Wonder what's the situation with the cats. Have they conveniently "gotten out of the door" yet?

 

[DarkSydePundit]

this might be petty but becky’s voice and the way she moves her mouth when she talks annoys the shit out of me

She has the Body Language of a Cave Troll.