Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Sunshy1]

I'm so ready to see her next weigh-in. Like it's been said before, she's either actively gaining or actively losing weight at all times... and we know she's not losing. Come on, big 600!

 

[SweetDee]

I think what will be her downfall is not taking care of her teeth. Her wisdom teeth that “flare up” on her, leaving her in “enscrutiating” pain. She hasn’t seen a dentist since she was a kid, and not taking care of her teeth could be the end for her if one of those (probably impacted) wisdom teeth gives her a good infection. Sepsis wouldn’t take long to take her down.

I somehow missed that she was having tooth issues as well. GORL... infected wisdom(any) teeth are no joke. Weight aside, if you get an infection in your mouth, especially in the upper row of teeth, you need to get it taken care of ASAP. An infection in the mouth can easily spread to your brain. Y'all think she brushes daily? If not, then she's in even worse trouble.

Wouldn't it be ironic if Amber died from an infected tooth?

 

[Malibougie]

Yes she has complained of tooth aches here and there from as early as the Krystal era. She says that they just come and go, and that it’s taking her wisdom teeth to grow in.

If AL can’t be bothered to wash her hands regularly, i guarantee that she doesn’t brush regularly.

Yeah, a tooth infection can get bad real quick. It goes straight through the boos to the heart as well. Not something to play with. There would be some sort of poetic justice if her mouth killed her. She laah’s, manipulates and abuses herself with her mouth. It would be ironic and moronic.

Just so that there is no confusion she has not reported any tooth pain for almost a year now.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

I think it will be the untreated sleep apnea that ultimately gets her. She'll go to bed one night and just not wake up. Which might be the most merciful way to go. Beats having to be pulled through a wall by EMS. If she hangs in there long enough, maybe we'll get a Hospital Food Mukbang at some point. I don't think it's gonna be quite the orgasmic experience for her, but it may be a nice reality check.

 

[Bunny]

In a way I feel bad for Becky because it's so obvious Amber is only with her out of convenience and is obviously not attracted to her at all, but then I remember Becky posting a picture of her ex's underwear on fb and my sympathy is gone. You post a picture of your ex's shitty underwear? Karma's going to get you by making you wipe your new gf's ass. Congrats.

 

[raritycunt]

In a way I feel bad for Becky because it's so obvious Amber is only with her out of convenience and is obviously not attracted to her at all, but then I remember Becky posting a picture of her ex's underwear on fb and my sympathy is gone. You post a picture of your ex's shitty underwear? Karma's going to get you by making you wipe your new gf's ass. Congrats.

Becky did a 40 minute video with Eric about the panty thing and it was basically them saying “yeah we did that but beckys ex was SO MUCH MEANER!!”

 

[Whale Lake]

I'm ready for my :autism: ratings, but I almost feel sad at the idea of Amber dying in less than a year (at this point I doubt she'll see 2020).

Sure, she is a despicable person, but boy, is she (somehow) entertaining.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

See a cardiologist.

Heh.

They don't love each other just because they ostentatiously peck each other on the cheek when the camera is on, and they physically cannot have sex. If Becky loved Amber, loved her enough to want to marry her, she would love her enough not to be complicit in every self-harming lie she tells, and enough not to enable her to gain 100 pounds in a year. I see in Becky nothing but opportunism.

I disagree. I think Becky truly cares about Amber, just in her own weird slow-in-da-mind way. She gives Amber granny pecks on the cheek on camera because that's all Amber will tolerate. Becky has tried to get frisky when she thought the camera was off (the recent Amber boob grab comes to mind). Re: Becky's enabling, I think she honestly thinks what she's doing is an expression of love. She's just too dumb to grasp the implications of it.

 

[8008135]

In a way I feel bad for Becky because it's so obvious Amber is only with her out of convenience and is obviously not attracted to her at all, but then I remember Becky posting a picture of her ex's underwear on fb and my sympathy is gone. You post a picture of your ex's shitty underwear? Karma's going to get you by making you wipe your new gf's ass. Congrats.

That was actually posted by our charming llama-human hybrid Eric. Becky was definitely all over the comments on it, though.

For posterity, and to keep other people from mixing up what happened, link is here.

 

[ADHD]

she didn’t love Becky when she first met her

She doesn't love Becky now.

 

[89elbees]

Becky is a chauffeur and soon-to-be caretaker, nothing more. Never has been, never will be. While the reality of her situation is horrifying, I can't bring myself to feel sympathy for her because she purposefully sought it out. She wanted to feel like she's not alone, and for better or for worse, she got it. There's no real love in that relationship, but they're each getting what they really want out of it.

I think it will be the untreated sleep apnea that ultimately gets her. She'll go to bed one night and just not wake up. Which might be the most merciful way to go. Beats having to be pulled through a wall by EMS. If she hangs in there long enough, maybe we'll get a Hospital Food Mukbang at some point. I don't think it's gonna be quite the orgasmic experience for her, but it may be a nice reality check.

Imagine Eric's vlog of her funeral. What a world

 

[Malibougie]

I think it will be the untreated sleep apnea that ultimately gets her. She'll go to bed one night and just not wake up. Which might be the most merciful way to go. Beats having to be pulled through a wall by EMS. If she hangs in there long enough, maybe we'll get a Hospital Food Mukbang at some point. I don't think it's gonna be quite the orgasmic experience for her, but it may be a nice reality check.

Perhaps next we need a how will AL die prediction thread.

I'm ready for my :autism: ratings, but I almost feel sad at the idea of Amber dying in less than a year (at this point I doubt she'll see 2020).

Sure, she is a despicable person, but boy, is she (somehow) entertaining.

For sure. I don’t wish the sweet relief of death on her. She needs to suffer a bit more here on this plane before that because she is despicable.

Imagine Eric's vlog of her funeral. What a world

Thinking about this got me in the feels a little.

Who would even show up to her funeral?

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

I think it will be the untreated sleep apnea that ultimately gets her. She'll go to bed one night and just not wake up. Which might be the most merciful way to go. Beats having to be pulled through a wall by EMS. If she hangs in there long enough, maybe we'll get a Hospital Food Mukbang at some point. I don't think it's gonna be quite the orgasmic experience for her, but it may be a nice reality check.

First, she will be immobile. She already needs beetuscarts, stays in the car while others go and shop, is out of breath adjusting her hair, we are almost there. Once she is immobile, the weight will really start to pile on quick and we can see the body fail.

 

[Strine]

I disagree. I think Becky truly cares about Amber, just in her own weird slow-in-da-mind way. She gives Amber granny pecks on the cheek on camera because that's all Amber will tolerate. Becky has tried to get frisky when she thought the camera was off (the recent Amber boob grab comes to mind). Re: Becky's enabling, I think she honestly thinks what she's doing is an expression of love. She's just too dumb to grasp the implications of it.

Becky is a simpleton but she is not a rëtard, and for that matter even a rëtard would know that eating food makes you gain weight, and that someone who is a cunt to you 24/7 doesn't love you. Their relationship is entirely mercenary: Amber gets a slave, Becky gets rent and board. No love, no sex. Becky has been in relationships before, wherein she presumably was not treated as a catspaw who gets manipulated and mocked in exchange for pin money; she cannot be as naïve as is often argued. Anybody arguing that Becky is in it for love is arguing that she loves someone whose death she is readily and knowingly bringing about because it beats having to wake up early. They are as bad as each other.

 

[Dutch Courage]

For posterity, and to keep other people from mixing up what happened, link is here.

Yuck. What kind of sick person does that? Your typical 9-year-old is more mature.

What do you suppose Becky's underwear looks like under that enormous, sweaty butt-crack? For this alone, she deserves any humiliation she gets...

 

[Twinkie]

I wonder what Sarah did to Becky. Apparently it was a lot worse than anything Amberlynn has done, so I'm curious.

Also I think Sarah is Krystle's gf now? Someone will correct me if I'm wrong.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I wonder what Sarah did to Becky. Apparently it was a lot worse than anything Amberlynn has done, so I'm curious.

Also I think Sarah is Krystle's gf now? Someone will correct me if I'm wrong.

Different ex. Not sure whether her name is spelled Nina or Nena but she was briefly in the picture around when Rafe first was.

I do think it's a little funny that the only women involved in this mess to actually lose weight are Amber and Becky's exes who started dating each other.

 

[8008135]

For the curious: Necky's ex, Nena. Gorl likes them rotund.

 

[497]

I wonder what Sarah did to Becky. Apparently it was a lot worse than anything Amberlynn has done, so I'm curious.

Also I think Sarah is Krystle's gf now? Someone will correct me if I'm wrong.

I think Eric's video about them ranting about it they said she lied about getting pregnant and was sucking dick for drugs in the wommart parking lot. The video was funny because they tried to call this girl by a different name and kept forgetting and slipping with her real name.

 

[Got A Lotta Moxie]

For the curious: Necky's ex, Nena. Gorl likes them rotund.

I keep thinking this picture is photoshopped because how can someone stretch this wide? Yeah, deathfats get fucking huge, but the way her shoulders are is just a little unbelievable? I'm not sure.