Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Dutch Courage]

I keep thinking this picture is photoshopped because how can someone stretch this wide? Yeah, deathfats get fucking huge, but the way her shoulders are is just a little unbelievable? I'm not sure.

Why would the kid next to her be so skinny then?

No, that's just how 400-pound short women look.

 

[MaoBigDong]

Do you guys think AL has a will or plans to ever write one up? Would she even have any savings to put in it considering the amount of money she spends on food and useless crap from wommart? Who would her money, tons of journals and scrunchies even go to? Is she even smart enough to be thinking about the real world implications of what she’s doing to her body and how quickly she’s going to die or does she just not care anymore and wants to do everything possible to piss off the haydurs?

 

[Twinkie]

There's no plan for death. She doesn't even care to make arrangements for her life.

Hopefully there will be enough on her debit card at the time of Amber's death for Becky to buy a piano box to bury her in.

 

[ADHD]

Do you guys think AL has a will or plans to ever write one up?

Why would she care? It won't actually benefit her; once she's dead, all her crap is no longer her problem.

 

[89elbees]

For the curious: Necky's ex, Nena. Gorl likes them rotund.

You could say Becky has a type.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

I'm ready for my :autism: ratings, but I almost feel sad at the idea of Amber dying in less than a year (at this point I doubt she'll see 2020).

Sure, she is a despicable person, but boy, is she (somehow) entertaining.

She is only entertaining because of other content creaters like Katie w ,haxmber, hamburger review and comments on her video etc. She ,only by her videos, is boring af

Imagine Eric's vlog of her funeral. What a world

"Hullo peepal, how are you. Sorry for all the dust and the mess here ,the firefighters had to break the wall to get to amberlynn's body. Ricky's gonna clean it up after the funeral .....more uninteresting mumbles *the end* "

 

[JambledUpWords]

You could say Becky has a type.

She traded in a hambeast for a beanbag.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

You could say Becky has a type.

No, Becky simply accepts any type. She'd cast aside Amber at a dizzying speed if Kate Winslet beckoned.

Edit: Also, Becky's ex is the 'very fat teenage boy' lesbian aesthetic, whereas Amber is the 'deathfat with feminine frills and furbelows' lesbian aesthetic. Amber would be mortified if she thought she looked butch, because dainty and femme.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

No kidding. Chick lost a lot of weight, though. She was the best looking out of the group, for sure, afterwards.

 

[Twinkie]

No kidding. Chick lost a lot of weight, though. She was the best looking out of the group, for sure, afterwards.

Do you have updated pics or something? Krystle & Nena don't seem to be very active on social media. How much do you think she has lost?

 

[FitBitch]

"Hullo peepal, how are you. Sorry for all the dust and the mess here ,the firefighters had to break the wall to get to amberlynn's body. Ricky's gonna clean it up after the funeral .....more uninteresting mumbles *the end* "

The only people who will be sad when Amby fucks off from life will be the ones who have to deal with her mess afterwards. I feel bad for Ricky for all the garbage bags of shitty wommart earrings and notebooks he has to haul out, the poor funeral home worker who has to clean her body off (everyone shits when they die and that's just something you have to deal with imagining about Amber now) the landlord who has to patch his wall. These are the people who will have lost time, energy, or money to the death of Amber. Thumbslug will be too anesthetized by her own fat-addled brain to feel anything but the sudden, dull dread of having to get a job again, eventually, she'll start looking soon Ricky, she promises.

You could say Becky has a type.

W I D E

 

[89elbees]

There's no way living with Hamber is worth it, even if she pays 2/3rds of their expenses. I know Ricky works a presumably low-paying job and Eric doesn't work for whatever stupid reason, so they might not be able to afford the house without her, but... fuck, man. I'd rather live in a cheap ass Chantal shoebox of an apartment - at least it wouldn't come with white trash Jabba in the spare bedroom. And it's about to go from a bad living situation to a horrifying one once she gets legitimately bedbound within the next 6 months.

 

[Malibougie]

Let’s just ignore the half assing and choosing the least confronting vids about her ( I.e choosing the second part alphabet video since there is no mentioning of the false rape accusation thing lol).
I just can’t help but notice how greasy her hair ALWAYS is,I have come to believe she washes it on special occasions (like once a month) cause of all the vids she posted these past weeks,her hair always looks incredibly freaking greasy,I mean if she actually ‘washed’ her hair,it would be dry for at least one day and we know our gorl has no self awareness whatsoever and films herself in her worst possible state,so she would obviously film herself if she washed that infested rabbit hole on her head (especially since it’s a special occasion),she’s so gross.

The videos she thought that she looked good n were no where it had clearly been hair washing day that week.

I think she probably washes her hair quarterly at this point and that is being generous.

 

[Dutch Courage]

There's no way living with Hamber is worth it, even if she pays 2/3rds of their expenses. I know Ricky works a presumably low-paying job and Eric doesn't work for whatever stupid reason, so they might not be able to afford the house without her, but... fuck, man. I'd rather live in a cheap ass Chantal shoebox of an apartment - at least it wouldn't come with white trash Jabba in the spare bedroom. And it's about to go from a bad living situation to a horrifying one once she gets legitimately bedbound within the next 6 months.

They wouldn't have to live in a cheap ass shoebox. You can rent a 4 bedroom townhouse for about $700 a month in Monticello. If you only need a 2-bedroom, $525 will do the trick.

https://homes.trovit.com/for-rent-monticello-ky

To put that into perspective, in the city closest to where I am, a 2-bedroom place costs 3x to 4x as much, and you'll still be miles away from city limits. $700 won't even pay for a one-room bachelor apartment with no kitchen or bathtub.

To give further perspective on how wasteful Amberlynn is, she could have an entire HOUSE in Monticello bought and paid for in about a year and own it outright. A nice one, too. Why doesn't she do it? Because every time she laughs her way to the bank, she winds up spending all of it on hauls of Walmart junk, Torrid shit that won't fit unless she wears it backwards, and a couple of thousand dollars worth of food per month. All this money she had boasted of making, and all she has to show for it is a hoard of trash and the approximately 2 tons of shit she has shat out (a fairly accurate estimate) in the last 5 years. Other people could build a fucking empire with the kind of scratch she makes, especially in Kentucky.

That entire household does not have two brain cells to rub together. People always ask why doesn't Rickie put his foot down or something? Ever hear him talk? He is absolutely no brighter than anyone else in that house; there are times when he sounds the dumbest of all. Working at a slaughterhouse does not necessarily make a man a genius...

They are all very needy people who cannot function at all on their own (they barely function as a group). Rickie could afford a place if they needed one (they got by before Amberlynn was even in the picture). Eric is a worthless, lazy sack of broken toasters who could easily get a job doing something. He is able-bodied and young. However, in recent years, it has become socially acceptable not to work simply because work stresses you out (to which I say: welcome to adulthood) So, if Amberlynn is willing to foot all the bills, the others will gladly sponge off her. In the end, nobody is gonna have anything except a foul 560-pound body to somehow dispose of.

 

[Xenomorph]

They wouldn't have to live in a cheap ass shoebox. You can rent a 4 bedroom townhouse for about $700 a month in Monticello. If you only need a 2-bedroom, $525 will do the trick.

https://homes.trovit.com/for-rent-monticello-ky

To put that into perspective, in the city closest to where I am, a 2-bedroom place costs 3x to 4x as much, and you'll still be miles away from city limits. $700 won't even pay for a one-room bachelor apartment with no kitchen or bathtub.

To give further perspective on how wasteful Amberlynn is, she could have an entire HOUSE in Monticello bought and paid for in about a year and own it outright. A nice one, too. Why doesn't she do it? Because every time she laughs her way to the bank, she winds up spending all of it on hauls of Walmart junk, Torrid shit that won't fit unless she wears it backwards, and a couple of thousand dollars worth of food per month. All this money she had boasted of making, and all she has to show for it is a hoard of trash and the approximately 2 tons of shit she has shat out (a fairly accurate estimate) in the last 5 years. Other people could build a fucking empire with the kind of scratch she makes, especially in Kentucky.

That entire household does not have two brain cells to rub together. People always ask why doesn't Rickie put his foot down or something? Ever hear him talk? He is absolutely no brighter than anyone else in that house; there are times when he sounds the dumbest of all. Working at a slaughterhouse does not necessarily make a man a genius...

They are all very needy people who cannot function at all on their own (they barely function as a group). Rickie could afford a place if they needed one (they got by before Amberlynn was even in the picture). Eric is a worthless, lazy sack of broken toasters who could easily get a job doing something. He is able-bodied and young. However, in recent years, it has become socially acceptable not to work simply because work stresses you out (to which I say: welcome to adulthood) So, if Amberlynn is willing to foot all the bills, the others will gladly sponge off her. In the end, nobody is gonna have anything except a foul 560-pound body to somehow dispose of.

She won't commit to something like that because she KNOWS she will be moving again. She never stays in a state long enough to establish roots.You think shes gonna want to put a home on the market and go through all that shit once she is on the prowl for another sped? lol

Not to mention how she trashes everywhere she roams. With a house she would have to fix and clean all the flooring etc.

I can't imagine real estate moves fast over there anyway.

 

[Dutch Courage]

She won't commit to something like that because she KNOWS she will be moving again. She never stays in a state long enough to establish roots.You think shes gonna want to put a home on the market and go through all that shit once she is on the prowl for another sped? lol

I don't dispute that, but a normal person could move wherever they want when ready and collect rent on the house from tenants. It is easier to buy a second house when you already have one. My point was more about the wastefulness than advice for how she should manage her finances.

She could also afford a king-sized truck, so she wouldn't have to be smushed into that little Hyundai and pay it off in only 6 months or so. Or, she could actually afford to buy a house in her precious California if she wanted to. She could even rent a modest, cozy place in Beverly Hills on her income and still have enough left over for binges.

Instead, all the money gets wasted, just as her life is wasted.

EDIT TO ADD: I gotta wonder why the rarely-used disagree button is being employed here...
What are you disagreeing with? That normal people can rent out houses they own? That Amberlynn can afford a truck with her money? That she could theoretically afford a house in California on 10K a month? That her money gets wasted? That her life is wasted? Disagree all you want, but it just seems weird...

 

[BerriesArnold]

Amber's a classic case of an idiot with money. This is usually the case for spoiled children of wealthy people, some lucky lottery winners and those who have inherited $$$ from some twice-removed family member. A normal person would invest the money, save it or try to earn a return on investment by starting a business.

People like Amberlynn, however, are the type to buy $300,000,000 worth of journals and a disgusting amount of food. The minute the money machine runs out (let's say, youtube/younow demonetizes her one day), she'll be right back to square one in about a month's time and I'm sure Becky will head for the hills as well. What the cushy job of youtubing has done is utterly destroy her concept of a dollar's worth. Yes, she could have brought herself a lovely and secure home by now, but I don't think she plans to keep living that long.

 

[Twinkie]

She doesn't have to live in any house she buys, she doesn't even have to stay in the state. She could rent it out and have a stable supplemental income. There's no excuse not to do it other than her being a legit borderline ret.ard--which is actually a decent excuse I suppose.

 

[peppy]

what's with you idiots discussing financial advice for Amberlynn Reid? Y'all, let her figure out her hygiene & how not to over-eat herself to immobility before she maybe possibly can think about making sound financial decisions for the future lmao.

 

[Dutch Courage]

what's with you idiots discussing financial advice for Amberlynn Reid? Y'all, let her figure out her hygiene & how not to over-eat herself to immobility before she maybe possibly can think about making sound financial decisions for the future lmao.

I was putting into context how much money she wastes, not offering financial advice. I even said that...