Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

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Guaranteed the "doctor" said she was "healthy" and she wants to throw it in everyone's faces.

Leave it to AL to monetize her declining health.

 

[raritycunt]

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Guaranteed the "doctor" said she was "healthy" and she wants to throw it in everyone's faces.

I don’t know why she posted that poll because on Twitter she just said she was going to post it Monday anyway

 

[Twinkie]

She can't hold her arms up long enough to wash it, much less style it. I'm sure Becky does the washing and styling for her at this point.

 

[supremeautismo]

I can't wait for them to break up so that becky, eric, or ricky can spill all of AL's tea.

Amber’s not gonna survive long enough for them to break up. If any of her gf’s would enable her to eat herself to death, it’s the thumb.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

She can't hold her arms up long enough to wash it, much less style it. I'm sure Becky does the washing and styling for her at this point.

Figured much.

 

[Malibougie]

Anyway, this may be a bit nitpicky and tangent-y, but bear with me. You would think with all that prized hair hanging off that fat ham hock of a head of hers she'd at least want to try a new hairstyle every once in awhile. Invest in dry shampoo and go sleek, wear different types of braids or a even gasp try a tutorial?! Or are her fingers too much like kielbasas I mean shit. All she and BBBecky ever do is eat get fatter in every video that the feeders– oops! I mean "her supporters" request so heavily. Who would want to watch someone obese engorge themselves with food? It's like watching someone self-mutilate. Unsavory!

I’ve joked about Becky brushing her teeth with butter because of her pearly yellows, but she is either doing that or just eating butter to be gaining so fast.

AL stopped the weightloss challenge because she was losing to Becky. I think she believed because she is the weight loss quest and had more to lose that she would totally win. They were supposed to do it based on total percent lost. I am wondering if Becky is winning at the gaining challenge, and I really wonder what percent she has gained. I bet it is somewhere near 35%. Conclusion- Becky is competitive as fuck.

Becky seems to go to regular “private” doctor appointments. I mean any doctor would be concerned at the rate at which she is gaining. It’s so bizarre.

I agree this is like a long ass film noir. It would get 10% on rotten tomatoes and that is only for the Destiny era

 

[Phalanx]

Out of all the abused gfs; Becky gets the most flack from Hamber by far and you can tell Ricky and Eric are sussed to this now. They very rarely leave Becky alone or Becky goes out on food runs on her own. Her recent weight announcement was the biggest crock of shit she has said in like a week. LIKE FUCK SHE HAS LOST 6LBs that means she would of lost 21,000 calories her resting maintenance is 4000 calories meaning she would of needed to eat nothing for 5 days which is straight up BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSHHIIIIITTTTT!!!!!

the whole 587 on my fitnesspal is legit she looks bigger and she never leaves the house. I would not be surprised if Becky at this moment is thinking "I could make this look natural" you can tell with her she has a weird as fuck death fascination, Amber cannot recover at this point she lacks the capability of reflection.

 

[Rokko]

SHE HAS LOST 6LBs that means she would of lost 21,000 calories her resting maintenance is 4000 calories meaning she would of needed to eat nothing for 5 days which is straight up BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSHHIIIIITTTTT!!!!!

I can imagine that she lost a couple of lbs of water of whatever. Technically, if she gained 100lbs and then loses 6lbs, she can say she lost 6lbs.
I mean she is in the "Amberlynn Reid´s bending the truth" - school.

 

[Whale Watcher]

Her recent weight announcement was the biggest crock of shit she has said in like a week. LIKE FUCK SHE HAS LOST 6LBs that means she would of lost 21,000 calories her resting maintenance is 4000 calories meaning she would of needed to eat nothing for 5 days which is straight up BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSHHIIIIITTTTT!!!!!

It was over the course of 17 days, not 5.
That still allows her an average of 2750 calories a day, what with her BMR being so huge. She's had similar short periods of loss/maintenance before.
Besides, 6 lbs is only like 3L of water. She could lose close to that in a single day just as a regular fluctuation since she drinks out of 2L jugs.

I have my doubts about the 549 claim as well, but it's certainly not some impossible feat.

 

[89elbees]

A 7lb loss for anyone of normal size would be significant, but it's nothing for someone of AL's size. Try weighing yourself several different times on the same day. You'd be amazed by how much it can fluctuate based on the time of day, when you last ate, what you're wearing, how hydrated you are, etc. You can weigh in first thing in the morning at 150, for example, and then be 155 right after lunch. Obviously, you didn't actually gain 5lbs. Water retention and all that food sitting in your stomach counts for a lot. That's why, to measure weight loss the most accurately, you're supposed to weigh yourself at the same time of day wearing more or less the same clothing.

Long tangent, but it brings me to my point: 7lbs is nothing for someone who weighs 550+. It's a matter of weighing yourself after dinner one day and when you first wake up the next time. I really, sincerely doubt that AL has been keeping any kind of consistency in her weigh ins for us to be able to trust these metrics.

 

[DuckSucker]

Whats the over-under on Amber's secret "friends" being the same members of Becky's family who snapped at her for filming them? I believe she was being all smug about how there's shit in her life that she doesnt show us, on Becky's birthday, so I imagine it was just Becky's family. It's like lady, you dont drive, youre 500 lbs so you cant do anything; where are you living this "best life" where you have all these secret friends and go on trips and shit. I dont doubt you have secrets and go on trips, but it's probably secret snacks and trips to Lexington, respectively.

She's not shown any compassion or respect for people before, the only time she has, it was someone nutting up and being extremely strict with her enough to scare her (that one lady's mom where she lost 89 lbs, and then now with Becky's family.) I dont buy that she's suddenly concerned with her "friends" not wanting to be filmed, least of all because she cares about them getting any hate.

 

[Guardsman42]

Becky either went to the ER her self <Becky probably realizes all the shit Hamber has is bad if it happens to her> then got badgered into going to orange chicken land after because 'Baybeee seeeeee you are soooo fiiine!'

Or Hamber went, and is now going to lie and claim great health. Probably was told if she didn't lose weight her leg is gone.

 

[Xenomorph]

Look at all the Christmas cheer AL had this year.

Laziliy decorating the livingroom but not the tree
Depression
Food
Injuries
Anxiety
Depression
Depression
Depression
Legos

And that's it.

Oh AL, I am SO SURE you are happier with Necky..meanwhile with Dusty you were out and about, visiting family, HAD actual friends, a party for your Birthday, your OWN place, ALL of your animals and you were 90 pounds lighter..

Oh yeah Becky is such an upgrade lmao

 

[Long time lurker]

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Guaranteed the "doctor" said she was "healthy" and she wants to throw it in everyone's faces.

I see she needs money...

I don’t know why she posted that poll because on Twitter she just said she was going to post it Monday anyway

I stand corrected. It was just attention whoring.

 

[CindyChafe]

Amber always puts up stupid polls where the results don’t matter and she just does what she wants. I’m waiting for a “What should I do for 100k subscribers?” poll.

A. Show muh legs
B. Celebrate with orange chicken
C. Do a giveaway (lol)
D. Mention how grateful she is for all her supporters and “how amazeen” it is to accomplish getting a silver play butt-ton and “eff da haydurz” at the end of yet another sit down video slash mookbong.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Amber always puts up stupid polls where the results don’t matter and she just does what she wants. I’m waiting for a “What should I do for 100k subscribers?” poll.

A. Show muh legs
B. Celebrate with orange chicken
C. Do a giveaway (lol)
D. Mention how grateful she is for all her supporters and “how amazeen” it is to accomplish getting a silver play butt-ton and “eff da haydurz” at the end of yet another sit down video slash mookbong.

She’d probably do all of the above that you mentioned. Also, the giveaway will never actually be “given away” since she’s known for her terrible track record on sending her fans gifts.

 

[Red Shirt Number 74]

I dont buy that she's suddenly concerned with her "friends" not wanting to be filmed, least of all because she cares about them getting any hate.

she probably wants them to get hate so she feels better about herself. that would explain the becky and ricky/rickie/chicken-slayer filming. it takes the negative attention off of her for a little bit, or at least she thinks it does.

edit: shortened quote a bit

 

[raritycunt]

Amber if you’re going to cancel every social media event because of criticism I have bad news for you.

I see she needs money...

I stand corrected. It was just attention whoring.

Yes she posted that reductive pole on every social media site; Instagram, twitter and YouTube community. It’s like seeing a repeat of a terrible movie everywhere.

 

[ADHD]

the whole 587 on my fitnesspal is legit

No, this is false. Her MFP has her at 556, and has for a while. For her MFP to have indicated her at 587, it would have shown her needing to lose 388, since her goal weight is 199. If you or anyone else has receipts to show that it actually has shown her at 587, post them.

 

[carolburnett]

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Amber if you’re going to cancel every social media event because of criticism I have bad news for you.



Yes she posted that reductive pole on every social media site; Instagram, twitter and YouTube community. It’s like seeing a repeat of a terrible movie everywhere.

It cracks me up that Amber never fails to go out of her way to be a bitch. From the screenshot someone else took there were already 1k votes at 89% for early and only 33 comments. Like. Amber. You are unbelievably bad at math and two, unbelievably shitty to the people who actually bother to be nice to you. Jesus. She always treats anyone that ever takes pity on her like absolute dogshit. No wonder she's miserable.