Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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marjoram said:
Now, which circle of hell is it where all the gluttons go????
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It's the third. The one where they have to wallow in vile, icy slush in the never-ending rain. It's supposed to represent degradation, but AL already wallows in Lake Doodoocaca, so...

I for one am looking forward to her becoming ever more insufferable. Things are building to a crescendo, I think. Get ready for a real rollercoaster in Amberland; the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles... I just hope she vlogs it for posterity.
 
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GargoyleGorl said:
It's the third. The one where they have to wallow in vile, icy slush in the never-ending rain. It's supposed to represent degradation, but AL already wallows in Lake Doodoocaca, so...

I for one am looking forward to her becoming ever more insufferable. Things are building to a crescendo, I think. Get ready for a real rollercoaster in Amberland; the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles... I just hope she vlogs it for posterity.
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Let's hope Eric documents religiously. That would be compelling viewing
 
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It makes me nuts to the point of viciousness when people who are super-morbidly obese/drug addicts/severe alcoholics engage in this "we're all dying, we all die someday" bullshit to justify their addictions and foul habits.

Yes, Miss Smartypants (that she's afraid to try on because she fears they won't fit), we are all born to die, but Death does not actively stalk everyone in their 20s. Actually, that can be said about just about everyone in industrialized countries until people reach their three score and ten.

But even if everyone who reads this is at the top of the dead pool, we will at least die with something approaching dignity.

We won't stroke out on the toilet after binging on orange chicken and chasing it down with Taco Bell, ten giant Reese's cups, a "healthy mukbang" and a light evening snack of a pint of ice cream and the extra value size of Lay's. We won't get crushed to death in a car accident that slightly reduces the interior room in the front passenger seat. We won't have to be cut out of the house. We won't slip and crack our heads when we fall over because our baby soft feet cannot carry our weight. We won't fall into a diabetic coma because we refuse to stop eating sugar. If we are wearing diapers when we die it will be because our bodies and minds wore out after a long life spent in useful endeavor, not because we couldn't waddle to the toilet on time and Becky got sick of washing our sheets (that day is coming very soon, if it hasn't already). We won't develop septicemia when yeasty, compromised skin creates a terrible infection.

Yeah, yeah, we all gotta die, Philosopher Amber. But just because we will at some point cease to exist doesn't mean we have to shed ourselves of our health and dignity because we've eaten to the point that Death needs a bigger scythe. We don't have to rush the process in a slow motion suicide with food.
 
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Sorry if this is old news, but I was at hot topic earlier, and all of the shit Eric and Ricky (Rickie? how do white trash spell these names) got Amber for christmas was there, all bottom of the barrel clearance shit too. Those shit little mermaid lipsticks and that ‘out of this world’ mirror stood out to me the most. Extremely hilarious. They probably just rummaged through the clearance shit and picked whatever they could. they’re all tired of her by now, they have to be
 
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Arrested For YT Crimes said:
Sorry if this is old news, but I was at hot topic earlier, and all of the shit Eric and Ricky (Rickie? how do white trash spell these names) got Amber for christmas was there, all bottom of the barrel clearance shit too. Those shit little mermaid lipsticks and that ‘out of this world’ mirror stood out to me the most. Extremely hilarious. They probably just rummaged through the clearance shit and picked whatever they could. they’re all tired of her by now, they have to be
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Yes, I thought I seen a Hot topic tag on one of her gifts. Remember when they all did that weekend getaway to Lexington?
Eric and Rickie got a Hot Topic credit card that weekend lol
 
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It makes me nuts to the point of viciousness when people who are super-morbidly obese/drug addicts/severe alcoholics engage in this "we're all dying, we all die someday" bullshit to justify their addictions and foul habits.

Yes, Miss Smartypants (that she's afraid to try on because she fears they won't fit), we are all born to die, but Death does not actively stalk
everyone in their 20s. Actually, that can be said about just about everyone in industrialized countries until people reach their three score and ten.

But even if everyone who reads this is at the top of the dead pool, we will at least die with something approaching dignity.

We won't stroke out on the toilet after binging on orange chicken and chasing it down with Taco Bell, ten giant Reese's cups, a "healthy mukbang" and a light evening snack of a pint of ice cream and the extra value size of Lay's. We won't get crushed to death in a car accident that slightly reduces the interior room in the front passenger seat. We won't have to be cut out of the house. We won't slip and crack our heads when we fall over because our baby soft feet cannot carry our weight. We won't fall into a diabetic coma because we refuse to stop eating sugar. If we are wearing diapers when we die it will be because our bodies and minds wore out after a long life spent in useful endeavor, not because we couldn't waddle to the toilet on time and Becky got sick of washing our sheets (that day is coming very soon, if it hasn't already). We won't develop toxic shock syndrome when yeasty, compromised skin creates a terrible infection.

Yeah, yeah, we all gotta die, Philosopher Amber. But just because we will at some point cease to exist doesn't mean we have to shed ourselves of our health and dignity because we've eaten to the point that Death needs a bigger scythe. We don't have to rush the process in a slow motion suicide with food.
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This is beautifully written.
 
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She knows she will not live to 40. She has mentioned that several times. She has resigned to do whatever she wants.

Amberlynn Reid is a vile person who is the living embodiment of excess and selfishness.

At this point people giving her hopeful words and advice would be better spent on people who are trying.
 
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Dog Prom 3D said:
It makes me nuts to the point of viciousness when people who are super-morbidly obese/drug addicts/severe alcoholics engage in this "we're all dying, we all die someday" bullshit to justify their addictions and foul habits.

Yes, Miss Smartypants (that she's afraid to try on because she fears they won't fit), we are all born to die, but Death does not actively stalk
everyone in their 20s. Actually, that can be said about just about everyone in industrialized countries until people reach their three score and ten.

But even if everyone who reads this is at the top of the dead pool, we will at least die with something approaching dignity.

We won't stroke out on the toilet after binging on orange chicken and chasing it down with Taco Bell, ten giant Reese's cups, a "healthy mukbang" and a light evening snack of a pint of ice cream and the extra value size of Lay's. We won't get crushed to death in a car accident that slightly reduces the interior room in the front passenger seat. We won't have to be cut out of the house. We won't slip and crack our heads when we fall over because our baby soft feet cannot carry our weight. We won't fall into a diabetic coma because we refuse to stop eating sugar. If we are wearing diapers when we die it will be because our bodies and minds wore out after a long life spent in useful endeavor, not because we couldn't waddle to the toilet on time and Becky got sick of washing our sheets (that day is coming very soon, if it hasn't already). We won't develop toxic shock syndrome when yeasty, compromised skin creates a terrible infection.

Yeah, yeah, we all gotta die, Philosopher Amber. But just because we will at some point cease to exist doesn't mean we have to shed ourselves of our health and dignity because we've eaten to the point that Death needs a bigger scythe. We don't have to rush the process in a slow motion suicide with food.
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It’s weird that they use that excuse, because it makes far more sense to use it to defend “experiencing more of life because we all die some day”. It’s an excuse to finish your bucket list, or try new things you’ve never tried before - not to defend eating yourself to death.

But I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s eating só much just to rush Death, might just spend your last days eating and being a narcissistic cunt.
 
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“Eat, drink and be merry. For tomorrow we die.”? These must be the words AL is living by. Except she thinks happiness is the temporary dopamine rush she gets from buying some new crap, and planning and eating her next meal.

The truth of the matter is that she is a very sad, lonely bitter person who can never experience real joy because she doesn’t live in the present or reality even.

Happiness isn’t a destination like “I’ll be happy when I reach 1,000,000 subs, have loads of cash, have a CF kitchen built into my house so I can have orange chicken for every meal or when I lose x number of pounds.” And she can’t be happy because she lives her life in the past to play the victim. If you can’t see what you have right here, right now she’ll never find it. And really what she has built she has nothing to be happy about to the cycle of trying to manufacture happiness continues until it kills her.
 
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WordNerd007 said:
Yes, I thought I seen a Hot topic tag on one of her gifts. Remember when they all did that weekend getaway to Lexington?
Eric and Rickie got a Hot Topic credit card that weekend lol
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Why does a Hot Topic credit card exist? No one old enough to have a credit card should be shopping at Hot Topic.
 
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Why does a Hot Topic credit card exist? No one old enough to have a credit card should be shopping at Hot Topic.
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Hot Topic rebranded from mall goths to millenial manchild clothing and millenial manchild accessories like a decade ago.

Also millenial womenchildren too, like Al. "You remember this shit from the 80s/90s when you didn't have to adulting?? haha, those were good times right and also you should buy this."
 
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