Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
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Twinkie has gained too
 
I'm new to all the AL stuff (already hooked) and wanted to say hi to you guys. The first video of her that I saw was her not wearing any makeup at all. Legit thought she was in her mid 40's. Amazing what some (~400 lbs) blubber can do to a person.

I read once that all fat women look 38. It's weirdly true -- the fat causes premature mid-life wrinkles around the jowls, etc. but puffs up their faces enough that it's hard to see subtler signs of aging. Faced with this uncertainty, our brains seem to settle on something around that age.
 
It's like she doesn't even realize that 100k subscribers is ultimately a meaningless statistic that will fluff her ego but will never improve her life in any tangible way. (She has said before she gets paid based on the views she gets, not subscribers).

I read once that all fat women look 38. It's weirdly true -- the fat causes premature mid-life wrinkles around the jowls, etc. but puffs up their faces enough that it's hard to see subtler signs of aging. Faced with this uncertainty, our brains seem to settle on something around that age.
Amber looks more 48 than 38, which is odd, since she will never live to be that old.
 
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Um. I come here and talk to the other autistics on the farm. Enjoy your "me time", gorl.
Pertinent somnambulism is rife in the streets. The call of the Ball is unheard. The flower growing from the crack is stepped on, disrespected. They circumambulate without intentionality. They come from a soft stock. But it’s not too late for them, unless it is. If it is, they may fertilize the soil, provided they didn’t eat McDonald’s their entire lives.
 
why the fuck do i have to create an account to ask anonymously. that makes no sense

e: she is such a LAH. She has said before that she "lost herself" in the Density relationship and that she let her depression get out of control. Bitch just admit you're 200lbs heavier now and can't MOVE anymore, much less vlog

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I don't know how Becky does it.. All these sassy comments- her being an enabler, round faces don't look good with short hair, Becky not freezing the h.a.s.h.b.r.o.w.n.s then having to go get more in the middle of the night, the early morning Cheesecake run when she was dead tired and AL not giving a shit. I think I would be fuming if a partner was treating me like that.
 
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