Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Blossom]

Pass the shotgun, thanks.

I would, but unfortunately I used the last shell on a possum last night. Sorry.

 

[Malibougie]

I can’t wait until we move on. Pass the brain bleach.

It’s no wonder Twinkie has PTSD with what she has probably witnessed. She deserves to have a drinking habit.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

They did go to a sex shop during pride month. I wonder what they got there?

 

[FitBitch]

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She's so mad about people bringing up how her past doesn't make any sense and invoking the good ol' false rape allegation every time she opens har ask fm. Don't they know she's trying to convince people she's a good person?

 

[Tampon Head]

50:15ish Nick says he and Amber were going to collab but they're waiting for a "better time." What they heck does she have going on that she won't collab with him? Nothing. She just can't handle not being in control.

Nickocado needs to step it up with the calorie count if he wants to do an Amberlynn collaboration. 6,000 calories is a mid morning snack for Amber. He'd need at least 10,000 calories to make a video.

This Nickocado guy freaks me out every time I see him. There's something about his mouth or face that doesn't seem right. Getting some creepy vibes from him.

 

[89elbees]

I thought the sex reply was a parody account... say it ain't so

"Just clit stuff" is a phrase I could have gone the rest of my life without hearing, especially in reference to big AL and her league of lesbians.

This one seems more realistic with a prediction of late June / early July of this year.
If she hits 567 by the end of Jan, she'll be right on track.

Get ready gorls, my 600 lb prediction thread bet is BACK ON TRACK

 

[Mangy Mutt]

I thought the sex reply was a parody account... say it ain't so

"Just clit stuff" is a phrase I could have gone the rest of my life without hearing, especially in reference to big AL and her league of lesbians.

You are now imagining AL's face when Destiny made her cum.

 

[Long time lurker]

sHe UsEd ThE WrOnG wOrD

apparently they also used the wrong body parts.

 

[FitBitch]

You are now imagining AL's face when Destiny made her cum.

It looks an awful lot like she's holding a bite of orange chicken in her mouth.

 

[Long time lurker]

Wow she cant even keep that lie straight.

probably late but the fact she doesn't remember that weight loss pool makes me believe even more that she made up the doctor and those "diagnoses".

She wrote the same, exact reply when people asked her about the kitten Becky's family found last year. Yeah, it's a lie.

and golden showers.

That might be the only thing they have actually participated in. Not that I think it was voluntary, mind.

They both seem content eating copious amounts of food and sitting in the car together.

Ah! The only way to make Amber have an orgasm.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Get ready gorls, my 600 lb prediction thread bet is BACK ON TRACK

My bet was on this month. If she's not 600 elbees already, she's gotta be close though. Of course, we'll never know the truth unless we see an actual scale, and she's conveniently not showing it because...reasons.

 

[Long time lurker]

GUYS I have something horrifying to show you.
So I'm working on updating the ALR weigh-in graph to include all of her recorded weigh-ins, because I am a turbo autist. I'm dividing them by girlfriend, so I just copy-pasted a duplicate tab in Excel of the 2018 one, & the graph copied over too obviously.
So I go back to her first ever video and log the first weights - 368 in Nov 2013, and she also made reference to weighing 331 a year before.
I look at the graph and I'm like, huh that's weird, no points. But the trendline is still there, and it's maxing out at 560 at the far end of the graph.
That's when it hit me... the x axis was showing 2018 still.

That's right folks - with only TWO data points from over 5 years ago, Excel correctly estimated that by the end of 2018, Amberlynn would be 560 elbees.

And for reference, here is the same 2-point graph, but with the x-axis set from 2011ish to present.

1. With all due respect, you need to find a constructive hobby. This post gives me SOK 2.0 vibes.
2. That is not how statistics work. You cannot predict anything with just two points of data (even if you accepted the numbers as real, which they probably aren't).

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

They did go to a sex shop during pride month. I wonder what they got there?

I have to go back and watch the video, but didn't they get nipple clamps? I hope I didn't just imagine this.

 

[Golly]

I have to go back and watch the video, but didn't they get nipple clamps? I hope I didn't just imagine this.

I know in the video AL said they bought something, but was too proper and discreet to say what exactly. Was there any snooping done afterwards?

 

[497]

Since AL gets so out of breath from just walking or just standing I can't really imagine how the sex is. Becky eating AL is a sexy image but the thought of AL eating Becky's weird popping pussy bulge thing and getting all out of breath and having to stop just before Becky cums. Or maybe Becky really packs a fake dick and AL sucks it?

https://www.sugarbutch.net/2008/04/how-to-take-butch-cock-seriously/

They did go to a sex shop during pride month. I wonder what they got there?

Edible underwear and chocolate syrup

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Becky eating AL is a sexy image

... Is it? Are you feeling okay?

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Since AL gets so out of breath from just walking or just standing I can't really imagine how the sex is. Becky eating AL is a sexy image but the thought of AL eating Becky's weird popping pussy bulge thing and getting all out of breath and having to stop just before Becky cums. Or maybe Becky really packs a fake dick and AL sucks it?

https://www.sugarbutch.net/2008/04/how-to-take-butch-cock-seriously/



Edible underwear and chocolate syrup

Starting to think your avatar is your genuine fetish. Please just shut the fuck up though, that’s nasty and no one wants to think about it.

 

[ADHD]

Ok. Let's pretend Amber isn't lying about the multiple pairs of pants. They all have holes in them. She claims to make over 10k/month. Why the fuck is she wearing pants with holes?

 

[Empress of Lucite]

Obviously a check came in because our gorl just made another useless $300+ purchase: a nintendo switch with mario kart. Pics up on her snapchat - can't be bothered to screenshot right now.

I mean, cool... but that exact console is sitting in the living room, with the same game, that you all play together.
Or has the bedbound saga REALLY begun and she got it to join in from her bed?

 

[eternal dog mongler]

I mean, cool... but that exact console is sitting in the living room, with the same game, that you all play together.
Or has the bedbound saga REALLY begun and she got it to join in from her bed?

Seems like more evidence that there's a move in AL's future.

Will it be to Houston? We can only hope.