Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[thejackal]

Makes over 120K a year and can't sign up for a phone plan or buy a MBP on Amazon. Something don't add up there.

 

[Harkonnendometriosis]

*castratti wail*

 

[497]

Starting to think your avatar is your genuine fetish. Please just shut the fuck up though, that’s nasty and no one wants to think about it.

I'm not the one asking AL about her sex life or posting the Q&A here. People wondering how far she went with each of her girlfriends and Becky? Seems the people that bring the topic up are thinking into it way more.

 

[Whale Watcher]

1. With all due respect, you need to find a constructive hobby. This post gives me SOK 2.0 vibes.
2. That is not how statistics work. You cannot predict anything with just two points of data (even if you accepted the numbers as real, which they probably aren't).

I don't know what SOK is but that's cute that you think I'm due respect lol. I did warn you of my turbo autism to be fair. (powerlvl) I am also bored af waiting to get working again bc I do contract work that gets slow in the winter so I've been stir-crazy as hell trying to occupy my time (it's -30 out right now) & that has translated into shitposting a little too much. (/powerlvl)
I thought it was an interesting enough thing to post, but go ahead & hit me with your disagrees if not. I'm not gonna shit up the thread if people find my content boring.

As for #2, I never said that was "how statistics work" or that this is somehow a statistically valid method of projection. But yes, it is a prediction, and it can be made with 2 points of data. A prediction can be made with no points of data, you don't need to be a statistician. But if you're saying that it's not some verified correct, statistically accurate prediction then no, I never claimed it was. I presented it as the opposite actually, because that's why it was interesting in the first place - because even the wildly inaccurate line drawn connecting 2 points in 2013 places her at 560 in 2019.
It's not to show some sort of exact prediction, it's to show that she's been gaining steadily since that damn far back.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

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Good call Amber. There wouldn't be much tail sticking out, just a pointy little puff, with the rest marinating in your swamp ass.

 

[FitBitch]

This thread must be purged.

 

[Whatthefuck]

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She's got to stop this. I'm never having sex again as it is. Now it's just making me dead inside.

 

[raritycunt]

This thread needs some holy water

 

[JambledUpWords]

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Good call Amber. There wouldn't be much tail sticking out, just a pointy little puff, with the rest marinating in your swamp ass.

I’m just imagining Big Al in a thong and nipple pasties now, with a raccoon tail and cat ears. Al should dress like this for one of her videos.

 

[nostalgiaisadrug]

Are you kidding Amber. This girl is dying , and is anorexic, and obviously doesn’t give a shit about any of that.People telling her to eat are “attackers”.

I don’t know what to say..

 

[Soda Sink]

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Are you kidding Amber. This girl is dying , and is anorexic, and obviously doesn’t give a shit about any of that.People telling her to eat are “attackers”.

I don’t know what to say..

This is a great example on how her mind works. If you don't enable a person who's dying, you're just a big honey boo boo hayder.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Our eloquent WriterLynn, everyone:

Well-said Amber, a food addict do still have to eat food. However, a food addict might want to take it upon themselves to seek treatment for their addiction. You know, so that food-eating food addict doesn't have to wake their girlfriend up in the middle of the night to score her a Reese's Blast.

Edit:

Huh. And here I thought it might be her exquisite chili-making.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Our eloquent WriterLynn, everyone:

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Well-said Amber, a food addict do still have to eat food. However, a food addict might want to take it upon themselves to seek treatment for their addiction. You know, so that food-eating food addict doesn't have to wake their girlfriend up in the middle of the night to score her a Reese's Blast.

Right? Goddamn, Hambert. You can still eat, but maybe not the equivalent of and entire days worth of calories for an actual human in one sitting. This is not that fucking hard. EAT LESS. There, done. I gave you that free of charge. Get some therapy. Take a nice English class. It's your only language and you constantly butcher it. You could even take it online. Perhaps that would ease the tedium of your sad existence. In fact, cash in a couple of trips to Wommart and bankroll a couple of Community College classes for you and Beckster. It would do you a world of good. Hey, you could even take a nutrition class!

 

[nostalgiaisadrug]

Come on AL . You throw a fit at Becky all the time that’s how she ends up having to get up in the middle of the night to drive you to the c̶r̶a̶c̶k̶ Chessecake Factory for orange chicken. Or when she had to drive you to Sonic to get a “tensy bitty cup of ice cream”.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

She doesn’t get mad, except when she throws her hunger fits. But even then, Rickie actually finds it comforting y’all!

 

[marjoram]

What a gigantic liar, and a gigantic liar with the memory of a gnat. It wasn't too long ago that Fat Al and the Thumb made a video together where Al was (fake) crying about how mean she gets with Thumby if she doesn't get her way. And Thumby chimes in with something like "really mean".

Can't snow yer new subs for long, Big Al. The receipts exist and they're not making you look too good.......

 

[I liek fr0gs]

It's those bitches on facebook fueling these exceptional questions.

 

[Masta]

I may need to avoid this thread for a bit, her aggressive attitude and contridicting answers are quite exceptional.

 

[Shut.Up.Carl]

One gorl's trash is another gorl's entertainment I suppose.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Just a reminder that Amber is purposefully ignoring the ones that question her narrative and point out the inconsistent stories surrounding her visit with the singing Dr., while choosing to answer the "RIDICULOUS" ones about her sex life, vaginas and penises.

Edit: I was long-winded with fierce tonight y'all and jambled up my words.