Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Twinkie]

Someone made a thread for sharing your revolting theories on how they fuck (they don't)

But it looks like it was deleted? I thought that thread a good idea because I'm tired of reading about Amberlynn's "clit stuff" in every fucking thread.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee

 

[Turd Blossom]

Well, now she is stating that she does not know if she has sleep apnea because she has not been diagnosed with it.

For posterity:

Ok, but in her "Doctor's Appointment - Diagnosed" video on 12/24, she literally said her doctor "straight up told her" she had sleep apnea. (Video is timestamped).

Also she gets emotional, wiping away fake tears, telling us how "TERRIFIED" she is about this because "people can DIE from that!" yet yesterday she informed us that she wasn't terrified after all. Why, you might ask? Because she "just isn't".

So either she made up the apnea story so people would quit bugging her about it, her singing doc is wildly negligent and didn't bother ordering tests, or she did order a sleep study but Amber didn't bother following through.
Either way, no suprise: Amber is a manipulative twat who is lying.

 

[raritycunt]

Because they're getting it (at least from
What she says) and most of us aren't.

But those of us that ARE getting it aren’t getting it from two fat lesbians (or at least I assume who am I to kink shame)

 

[AJ 447]

Someone made a thread for sharing your revolting theories on how they fuck (they don't)

But it looks like it was deleted? I thought that thread a good idea because I'm tired of reading about Amberlynn's "clit stuff" in every fucking thread.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee

I deleted it because from the beginning it was made to really be a shitposting thread, and I would prefer to not have this be a subject of discussion anywhere, because it's NASTY. Y'ALL ARE NASTY!!! But I guess a quarantine thread really is necessary, so I will make a new one.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

why do you people love to talk about amber and becky fucking so much...i just want to understand

Amber discusses her sex life ALL THE TIME do you expect KFers to ignore it? Like in all aspects of her life, she lies and exaggerates about her sex life. People call her on her shit constantly, not sure why her and Becks slug fighting is off the table for you​

 

[AJ 447]

Amber discusses her sex life ALL THE TIME do you expect KFers to ignore it? Like in all aspects of her life, she lies and exaggerates about her sex life. People call her on her shit constantly, not sure why her and Becks slug fighting is off the table for you​

She literally does not discuss it all the time, the other day on ask.fm is the most she's talked about it in quite some time. Anyway, there's a new thread now, so please get in quarantine, thank you.

 

[marjoram]

I'm really starting to believe that Big Al has NO idea what "diagnosed" means......I mean, yes--she's a pathological liar who misuses words all the time--but this is ridiculous.

So, what did the doctor actually DO?? Nothing. She did nothing, because there IS no doctor. There is, however, an emergency room which Big Al has always used as a doctor in the past.....

 

[homadesoop]

So this is very tinfoil but I read an article about the new season of MSHPL coming back. (January 2nd y'all)

There was an interesting part that said:

"This season will follow 20 new incredible journeys including a transgender woman who longs to live a glamorous life but struggles to get through every day basics, a couple who met online and are dealing with morbid obesity together and a woman whose family’s lack of proper hygiene – and the fact that they live with 11 dogs – has exacerbated her own health.'

I am excited for this season either way especially because *tranny* but could our gorl be part of the couple who met online and are dealing with morbid obesity?

It's very unlikely but makes ya wonder.

No, they film those a year or more out, they follow them for a year. If Amber was in this season, she'd already be a svelte 299

 

[497]

For posterity:
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Ok, but in her "Doctor's Appointment - Diagnosed" video on 12/24, she literally said her doctor "straight up told her" she had sleep apnea. (Video is timestamped).

Also she gets emotional, wiping away fake tears, telling us how "TERRIFIED" she is about this because "people can DIE from that!" yet yesterday she informed us that she wasn't terrified after all. Why, you might ask? Because she "just isn't".

So either she made up the apnea story so people would quit bugging her about it, her singing doc is wildly negligent and didn't bother ordering tests, or she did order a sleep study but Amber didn't bother following through.
Either way, no suprise: Amber is a manipulative twat who is lying.

what was the point of going to the doctor again? a pulled muscle? but that wasn't an official diagnoses? so she wants to go to a different doctor for a second opinion... of what...not a diagnoses. did the doctor want to run tests to confirm? a second one won't? whatever gorl... just sit there till your leg bursts open.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I'm really starting to believe that Big Al has NO idea what "diagnosed" means......I mean, yes--she's a pathological liar who misuses words all the time--but this is ridiculous.

So, what did the doctor actually DO?? Nothing. She did nothing, because there IS no doctor. There is, however, an emergency room which Big Al has always used as a doctor in the past.....

I think she saw a doctor, claimed a diagnosis when she thought it'd get her sympathy, then was "honest" when she was getting shit for not pursuing treatment after being diagnosed.

Chances are the doctor said what she suspected was going on (like sleep apnea) but told Amber to follow up with specialists to get whatever testing was required to confirm, and Amber blew her off. A lot of GP's are like that these days; they'll treat basic stuff or do preventive exams but if you roll in morbidly obese or fatter, can't sleep, barely mobile, etc. they'll refer your ass to people that are better equipped to deal with what you need.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

No, they film those a year or more out, they follow them for a year. If Amber was in this season, she'd already be a svelte 299

Unless she went full Schenee.

 

[Gracie's Ghost]

For posterity:
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Ok, but in her "Doctor's Appointment - Diagnosed" video on 12/24, she literally said her doctor "straight up told her" she had sleep apnea. (Video is timestamped).

God, she looks extra punchable in that thumbnail.

 

[IslamicContentental Belt]

AL using her sockpuppet accounts to ask herself softball questions and give herself asspats reminds me of Cartman playing with his dolls making them say that he’s so awesome and cool and totally not fat. Looked down the thread and apparently it hits close to home for AL.

 

[raritycunt]

View attachment 642320 AL using her sockpuppet accounts to ask herself softball questions and give herself asspats reminds me of Cartman playing with his dolls making them say that he’s so awesome and cool and totally not fat. Looked down the thread and apparently it hits close to home for AL.


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If her Ask.fm is set on allowing anon questions you don't even need another account to send yourself questions you can just do it. Or at least thats how it worked a few years ago when I caught glimpses of it. Either way her Ask.fm is a trainwreck.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

She doesn’t even need to go as far to make sock accounts. She can just send herself a question from the one she’s logged into and mark it anonymous. It takes absolutely no effort and I wouldn’t be surprised if a good chunk of them were her own.

Like most of the people sending thoughtful questions or ass pats would have no reason to hide their account or identity, the fact that such a large number of the ass patting questions are anonymous is suspicious as fuck.


So deep, profound and self aware. As a writer should be. Amber’s fatness is obviously the only thing that makes her interesting. She is the epitome of a basic cable bitch.

 

[formerfatcow]

She doesn’t even need to go as far to make sock accounts. She can just send herself a question from the one she’s logged into and mark it anonymous. It takes absolutely no effort and I wouldn’t be surprised if a good chunk of them were her own.

Like most of the people sending thoughtful questions or ass pats would have no reason to hide their account or identity, the fact that such a large number of the ass patting questions are anonymous is suspicious as fuck.

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So deep, profound and self aware. As a writer should be. Ambers fatness is obviously the only thing that makes her interesting. She is the epitome of a basic cable bitch.

She’d make a better Ursula.

Also (this is already public knowledge but) what a sad fucking life. With unlimited time and money, AL would be doing the exact same thing she already does- sit on her ass all day and watch YouTube videos.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

I do believe that the doctor does in fact exist, but as mentioned earlier, she's probably being referred to a specialist. She either doesn't make an appointment or cancels it. She seems to have a similar mindset with her health issues as she does with her torrid muumuu's not fitting atm ''but once i lose the weight'' they'll fit or my health issues will magically disappear.

But it's a lot easier to live in denial than being diagnosed with the beetus and sleep apnea and having to take responsibility.

 

[497]

She’d make a better Ursula.

Also (this is already public knowledge but) what a sad fucking life. With unlimited time and money, AL would be doing the exact same thing she already does- sit on her ass all day and watch YouTube videos.

guess she gave up the dream of traveling to bora bora. or what happened to traveling to her brother's wedding?

 

[Long Dong Johnson]

guess she gave up the dream of traveling to bora bora. or what happened to traveling to her brother's wedding?

I think that once you get to the point amber has with her weight and denial, you give up on caring about travelling to places other than restaurants. She just kinda accepts that she won't be able to with how big she is, she can't help how big she is at the moment, and waves the idea of travelling out of her mind as an "Oh well, guess I won't be going then!" It's not that big of a deal to her until all those moments of restriction due to her weight pile up and she posts a video of her crying on camera.

 

[ricecake]

guess she gave up the dream of traveling to bora bora. or what happened to traveling to her brother's wedding?

Her brother isn't getting married.