Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[LW 916]

As funny as an Amberlynn impersonation channel would be, I don't think Necky is the specific, particular brand of self absorbed enough to be a vlogger like AL. She's certainly chatty about her personal life when on camera sometimes, but I don't see her committing to a daily (tbh even weekly) vlogging schedule. Before AL, she had no vlogging presence. I personally don't really expect that to change.

 

[Mister Princess]

Before AL, she had no vlogging presence

a lot of things were different for Becky before AL.

like sure, Beckster seems to have always led a melancholic life but when it comes down to it, AL has literally made Beckster go from fat token lesbean to deathfat-caregiver-on-track-to-become-deathfat-herself in a matter of years.

it's fucking depressing, man.

 

[LW 916]

a lot of things were different for Becky before AL.

like sure, Beckster seems to have always led a melancholic life but when it comes down to it, AL has literally made Beckster go from fat token lesbean to deathfat-caregiver-on-track-to-become-deathfat-herself in a matter of years.

it's fucking depressing, man.

I flip-flop back and forth between feeling pity for her and knowing she did and does choose to stay with Amberlynn. Her choices are her own, blah blah I know, but how good can the Bible Belt lesbian dating scene be anyway? And I would say the weight she's gained has kind of snuck up on her, given that she doesn't talk about it or acknowledge it like our #1 Gorl does. Overall yes, Becky has made her fat bed and now she has to lie (fatly) in it, but it doesn't mean I still can't hope she gets out of there. She really doesn't seem like a malicious or bitchy woman, if a bit dull (and lesbereal, maybe a few fries short of a Happy Meal).

 

[meangorl666]

She sounds like that dweeby kid in high school who totally has a girlfriend, you guys, you just don't know her 'cause she's in Canada.

Kind of like Napoleon Dynamite; only super morbidly obese.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Oh wow, so going to a scam college for a few months and dropping out is now considered her highest level of education

 

[Whatthefuck]

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Oh wow, so going to a scam college for a few months and dropping out is now considered her highest level of education

I mean, it's more effort than she's ever put into anything else? I'm trying here.

 

[Empress of Lucite]

Okay but there's a Trader Joes in Lexington, gorl. Whole Foods, too. I guess the drive makes sense when you need to get your Cheesecake Factory fix but not for cheap and healthy groceries!

Bonus predicted response if anyone points out the Lexington location to her: "Lexington is not near me... lol"

 

[Whatthefuck]

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Okay but there's a Trader Joes in Lexington, gorl. Whole Foods, too. I guess the drive makes sense when you need to your Cheesecake Factory fix but not for cheap and healthy groceries!

Bonus predicted response if anyone points out the Lexington location to her: "Lexington is not near me... lol"

Why spend the money on nutritious, decent food when you can spend that same amount of money on Orange Chicken, double rice, and a trip to Cold Stone. Come on, gorl. Get real. She has her priorities.

As an aside, is it true that CF is discontinuing their Orange Chicken? I could swear I saw that somewhere on this forum. I'm not sure how Lexington commerce will ever recover.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

is it true that CF is discontinuing their Orange Chicken?

Yes, CF just discontinued orange chicken, here's what happened in Lexington immediately after:

Look in the background and you can see a hideous 600-pound lesbian setting a patrol car on fire.

 

[Strine]

I like how terse and lazy these answers are getting. Amber must be struggling to dedicate enough time to them during her frantic schedule of friendless, hobbyless unemployment.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

“Ehh, she tries”

 

[ChubbyChaser]

As an aside, is it true that CF is discontinuing their Orange Chicken? I could swear I saw that somewhere on this forum. I'm not sure how Lexington commerce will ever recover.[/QUOTE]


I don't know it's currently still on the menu on their website. It disturbs me that she goes to Cheesecake Factory and doesn't get cheesecake, that's what they're known for!

 

[ET 599]

Presented without comment.

 

[Xenomorph]

Presented without comment.

Did her account get hacked?

 

[Catnip]

Presented without comment.

If she is doing a sponsorship (which is likely with the link she provided that has "get coin master" in it), she needs to disclose that. You can't have affiliate links without disclosing that it's sponsored, but she seems scummy enough to do that.

Also these shitty sponsorships usually only pay up once people have clicked the link and used it to download the app. It's the most rudimentary form of sponsorship, and I'm not surprised this is the type of sponsors she gets.

 

[Donovan the Man]

If she is doing a sponsorship (which is likely with the link she provided that has "get coin master" in it), she needs to disclose that. You can't have affiliate links without disclosing that it's sponsored, but she seems scummy enough to do that.

Also these shitty sponsorships usually only pay up once people have clicked the link and used it to download the app. It's the most rudimentary form of sponsorship, and I'm not surprised this is the type of sponsors she gets.

You can get into mondo shit with the FTC for not disclosing sponsorships.

 

[Mr Foster]

You can get into mondo shit with the FTC for not disclosing sponsorships.

I bet Amber knows a thing or two about "mondo shits".

EDIT: I accept my Green Moons willingly.

 

[raritycunt]

“Ehh, she tries”

“I disagree and that’s ok”

Smug bitch.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

“I disagree and that’s ok”

Smug bitch.

I hate that she's right, too. All she needs to do to lose weight is just eat less. Exercise and eating healthier is great and also important, but not relevant as far as just losing weight is concerned.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

I like how terse and lazy these answers are getting. Amber must be struggling to dedicate enough time to them during her frantic schedule of friendless, hobbyless unemployment.

You are unemployed only if you are looking for work.

Amber is a NILF -- Not In the Labour Force. And she's a special subclass of that, the NEET -- Not in Employment, Education, or Training.

If you're a wealthy NILF-NEET and don't need to sully yourself with something as degrading as paid employment, you get to call yourself a socialite. Amber isn't quite rich enough for that.