Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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e-gf said:
https://twitter.com/mustbepearls/status/1091144317731774464

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Hoo boy. "I'm cleansing myself from the negativity".
She's starting to sound remarkably similar to another special cow who needed to "cleanse" herself from the reasonable criticism she received after being obnoxiously arrogant and failing spectacularly at her overly ambitious, "life-changing" attempts at water and grape fasts that were going to magically solve all her problems too.

Our gorl is going full Chantal. Never go full Chantal.
 
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xenomorph said:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA OH WOW.

Sure, AL, sure let's see how long you go without attention big mama you wont last the weekend.
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Turd Blossom said:
Hoo boy. "I'm cleansing myself from the negativity".
She's starting to sound remarkably similar to another special cow who needed to "cleanse" herself from the reasonable criticism she received after being obnoxiously arrogant and failing spectacularly at her overly ambitious, "life-changing" attempts at water and grape fasts that were going to magically solve all her problems too.

Our gorl is going full Chantal. Never go full Chantal.
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It’s just a ploy to get MORE attention by announcing a hiatus.

This is how she gets people to care about her.

It’s beyond me that you guys haven’t seen through her bullshit by now.
 
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It continues to baffle me that she clearly thinks of herself as a YouTube celebrity, but fails to realise that a big part of her job is social media interaction. Most creators keep a fairly active social media presence - they understand the importance of engagement with audience.

Amberlynn seems to forget this, continuously. It's like she closes down her social media, realises how little people care about her very lazy content when they don't also get to discuss opinions among themselves, reopens them, gets cunty because she doesn't like reality and how DARE anyone point out facts, rinse and repeat. I have truly never met a person before who just continued the same patterns over and over again. It's oddly fascinating.
 
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Your Dead Tamagotchi said:
It continues to baffle me that she clearly thinks of herself as a YouTube celebrity, but fails to realise that a big part of her job is social media interaction. Most creators keep a fairly active social media presence - they understand the importance of engagement with audience.

Amberlynn seems to forget this, continuously. It's like she closes down her social media, realises how little people care about her very lazy content when they don't also get to discuss opinions among themselves, reopens them, gets cunty because she doesn't like reality and how DARE anyone point out facts, rinse and repeat. I have truly never met a person before who just continued the same patterns over and over again. It's oddly fascinating.
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It's because, on some level, she doesn't consider herself a YouTube celebrity. She considers herself a celebrity, full stop.

In her head, she's the most entertaining, talented, hardest-working, most stylish human on earth, and she's had the most traumatic and trying upbringing, the worst food cravings, and weirdest metabolism ever recorded. She's overcome the most of anyone, and naturally possesses so much charisma that she was going to be famous someday, somehow -- people just want to admire her. It was just a matter of time until she had thousands and thousands of followers hanging on her every word.

Also, she has a YouTube channel that people watch sometimes.
 
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e-gf said:
https://twitter.com/mustbepearls/status/1091144317731774464

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She's starting to sound like she joined Scientology instead of fell for a scam diet. It's okay to admit you're wrong if it means getting yourself out of a bad situation.

If she really wont listen to critics of this program I'm genuinely worried about her sodium intake. this MLM is going to take my favorite cow via a serious heart or blood disorder. Could a doctor even get inside to treat an abdominal aortic aneurysm? Could her poor oxygen starved brain actually recover from a stroke? Will it be a quick heart attack or the slow decline of CHF that does her in? On the off chance she wasn't lying about needing blood pressure medication what are the chances she's still taking any of her prescriptions while doctor shopping? Slim to none I'd wager.

But no one can express these kinds of concerns to her if she shuts down her social media. She's like a really big dumb fish that fell for the "weight loss" bait on a particularly dangerous hook.
 
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She’s taking a break from Social Media and YouTube guise. She’s tired of all the negativity in her life. She’s totally not gonna come back in 3 days .. right guise.
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I see two options here:
1. Amber really believes she's going to lose a ton of weight with this, so her plan is that she will (try to) stay away from Insta and YT and come back in a month looking fabulous and 100lbs lighter.
2. She can't take the heat, so she got out of the kitchen. Amber doesn't have the vocabulary or mental acuity to argue her point with other people, but even if she did, she's trying to deny facts so she's bound to (in her head) lose.
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She could take six months off, and if she resumed touting pyramid scheme nonsense when she came back, she'd be called on it.
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3 days after she opens the box with the shit she bought she'll have forgotten all about it. She will still be called on it, but that's because, unlike Amber, the internet never forgets.

I don't think Amber's idea was to start selling that thing. That would require working and Amber is having none of that.
 
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Ignoring the negativity is going just about as well as you all predicted;
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FitBitch said:
If she really wont listen to critics of this program I'm genuinely worried about her sodium intake. this MLM is going to take my favorite cow via a serious heart or blood disorder. Could a doctor even get inside to treat an abdominal aortic aneurysm? Could her poor oxygen starved brain actually recover from a stroke? Will it be a quick heart attack or the slow decline of CHF that does her in? On the off chance she wasn't lying about needing blood pressure medication what are the chances she's still taking any of her prescriptions while doctor shopping? Slim to none I'd wager.
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Can't be worse than what she already eats. A normal person can easily eat ridiculous amounts of sodium if all they eat is fast food or chain restaurant shit. Add that to the fact that Amber eats 3x what she really should be eating and, well.. I wouldn't be surprised if her sodium intake was like 7-8g/day.
 
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Ignoring the negativity is going just about as well as you all predicted;
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I guess she didn't really consider just... not spending outrageous amounts of money on shitty food. Now she's going to keep spending that same amount, plus this MLM garbage.

Great plan, chief. There's no way this could go wrong.
 
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plastic holic said:
After today’s haul video, I feel compelled to ask; do we have an archive for ALR? Or a dedicated archievest?

Don’t want anything to fall into obscurity like the rape allegation video.
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The ladies here in the beauty parlor seem to do a good job of archiving hambys stuff. I've seen emspex emphasize archiving and screencaping a lot.
 
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