Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pinkbutterfly]

Mine was even more of a weird link than just vegan - I'd been watching a lot of the ortho/ana vegans who are all obsessed with 'clean' eating. Tiny, very tanned (can't remember why, but they all hated sunscreen), and 'healthy' to the point of disorder.

For some reason, YouTube decided that Amber was the perfect next step. I watched her vegan video and then that "All the things I've lied about" video, I think.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

I found Big Al along with a few others first on fph back when reddit still had that sub up. It is a while ago. I found her farm thread much later. I signed up to make fun of Onionboy after lurking a while but Amber lured me to her thread. I did get YT recommendations of Big Al vids from time to time and rarely watched one.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

The first video of hers that I ever watched was a mukbang of her eating these shitty looking chicken wraps (seen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf-dC2d0Bys) when she was still with Destiny. Ugh, she was gross and obviously stupid but whatever. Then she dug her meathooks into my brain with a sassy followup video after being criticized called "I KNOW HOW TO COUNT CALORIES!!! I'M NOT AN IDIOT!" (here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfrjeyKilYA).

 

[marjoram]

Oh, and, in honor of......well, everything--the drunken behemoth party on Valentine's day after Density dumped her ass begins on page 58. Vid on page 59.

And a good time was had by all (except Big Al).....

 

[497]

still no peep on how great her optavia plan is? she should of got friday or saturday? figured she'd be tweeting how great she is doing and how great the food is. how we are all haydurs and this plan is going to totally work for her.

 

[log_breath]

still no peep on how great her optavia plan is? she should of got friday or saturday? figured she'd be tweeting how great she is doing and how great the food is. how we are all haydurs and this plan is going to totally work for her.

No matter when she got the package you know she is having a weekend long last hurrah to start fresh on Monday

 

[497]

No matter when she got the package you know she is having a weekend long last hurrah to start fresh on Monday

no, our gorl said she was going to start the day she got it or if came later in the day the next day. So she should of started yesterday or today. There should atleast be a pic on curvycaloriess insta of the box and how excited she is to start. she even has a before pic up already. Unless.... the UPS man delivered the entire box to the wrong address....

 

[Long time lurker]

it might be why she is defending this program so hard

I think this time she is really willing to give the diet a go. For years Amber has abused her body with impunity, or so she thinks. Up until very recently she was able to reply to people who said she might have this or that medical condition with a LOL and an emoji. Not anymore, though. In the last few weeks she basically admitted to almost all of the things people suggested throughout the years.

Her defending Optavia is akin to sticking her finger in her ears and chanting "la,la,la, I can't hear you.". She needs this diet to work so she can go back to, at least, being able to eat huge amounts of food without having to stop every 5 mins to gasp for air.

Amber going the most outrageously expensive diet she could find is, IMO, a way for her to give the middle finger to her doctor who (how dare she) flat out said no to referring her to WLS.

 

[ADHD]

no, our gorl said she was going to start the day she got it or if came later in the day the next day. So she should of started yesterday or today. There should atleast be a pic on curvycaloriess insta of the box and how excited she is to start. she even has a before pic up already. Unless.... the UPS man delivered the entire box to the wrong address....

IIRC, she said on Ask.fm that she wasn't going to bother with that IG account anymore.

 

[ADHD]

Oh, and, in honor of......well, everything--the drunken behemoth party on Valentine's day after Density dumped her ass begins on page 58. Vid on page 59.

And a good time was had by all (except Big Al).....

I had the second post on that page, and I've now edited it to include The Best Valentine's Day provided by @666EVE666

 

[8008135]

I've gone down the rabbit hole of re-reading the early days of the general thread, back when I was strictly a lurker. This one stood out to me: "People are saying this is her new flame":

Oh, the difference two years can make.

 

[Nightlife Monster Truck]

Looking for vegan stuff is how I found her too! I clicked on the video hoping the thumbnail was a Before picture.

Well, technically, it was. Before she gained 100 pounds.

 

[TwatWaffle]

I have not the foggiest clue why but the first video I ran into of ALR's was the video where she admitted to all the lies she told when she was with Dustin. It was so cringe. I was instantly hooked.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

I have not the foggiest clue why but the first video I ran into of ALR's was the video where she admitted to all the lies she told when she was with Dustin. It was so cringe. I was instantly hooked.

What a great way to start your dive into AL's world. The first one I saw was AL talking about getting 8000 steps on her fitbit. Amazed that she was 400 plus pounds and could not lose weight, I kept watching.

 

[raritycunt]

Seeing people talk about specific pages of this thread makes me want to go back to page 1 and read it all from scratch because I’ve missed so much.

 

[e-gf]

My first AL video was WEIGHT LOSS UPDATE | VLOG | 1.15.18. I think I was watching weight loss transformation videos and she came up in the recommended section. I had lurked on here and various chans and seen her name before, so I kept watching out of morbid curiosity. I'm too far gone to get out now.

 

[EH 110]

I can't even remember what video I watched first. They all kind of blur together after a while.

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Not sure if it’s been said anywhere but her vague snap of someone she looked up to saying “mean ass shit” was probably obese beast.

 

[JambledUpWords]

My first Al video was actually a response video from Hamburgerlynn Reid with Al doing some mundane shopping and being entranced by colorful plastic bins. The first videos I watched about Al that was from her actual channel was her getting a new camera and computer and checking herself out in the process. Eventually, my interest became so great, that I stumbled across Kiwi Farms in the process.

 

[Chris Evans]

The first video I watched was WHAT A 500 POUND GIRL EATS IN A DAY!!! in 2016. I will n-e-v-e-r forget the instant morbid fascination I had. I think AL had just moved in with Destiny at that point, so she was still reasonably mobile and way more entertaining than she became when her era of sit down videos began.