Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

I'm waiting for her cuntiness to post hunger-pang filled bitch tweets

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

There will never be a shortage of entertainment because she'll never change.

I mean.. until she dies.

 

[Turd Blossom]

I'd love to get a peek inside Becky's head right now since she's been conspicuously absent from Amber's videos lately. The only info we've been given is that she's "waiting to see" how Optavia works for Amber before trying it herself, and that tidbit came from Big Al.

On the one hand, she might be hoping that she'll be excused from her chauffer/meal delivery duties for a bit while Amber has her month's worth of cardboard "feelings" at the ready; on the other she must be bracing herself for the raging Binge Monster tornado that is headed her way.

I wouldn't be surprised if Eric's poor sister gets three unwanted houseguests taking up residence in her home this month. Amber is going to be an absolute asshole once the hunger sets in and she truly realizes what she's stubbornly gotten herself into.

Also would have loved to have been a pincher bug on the wall when Amber pitched the Optavia idea. Having been on the front lines throughout countless of Amber's foolproof diet plans, I can only imagine the eyerolling behind the scenes in the Kentucky gaycare.
Becky's not a brainiac, but even she knows if she can wait it out for a bit Amber will inevitably shut up about the bars and shakes, and they'll be back to their fun drive-thru days and romantic date nights at the Red Lobster in no time.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Yeah. The thread needs an index of some sort. The search function doesn't quite cut it. I've recently started skimming through from the beginning (again). Page 60 is VERY fun and a must read for newbies.

I went back to the page you mentioned and pulled this GIF because I hadn't seen it before. This is from the start of 2017 so maybe 150 pounds ago? She could barely waddle even then. Fucking scary.

 

[Dutch Courage]

When she fails at Optavia, if it hasn't already happened, she is gonna be livid with the viewers. She is gonna blame them for poisoning her mind with all their negativity about Optavia. She probably will even take a "break" from YouTube again, especially since the AsSense checks were just mailed out... Only a fool would bet against her binging during that break too. And all of it will have started with viewers badmouthing Octavia.

 

[Whatthefuck]

When she fails at Optavia, if it hasn't already happened, she is gonna be livid with the viewers. She is gonna blame them for poisoning her mind with all their negativity about Optavia. She probably will even take a "break" from YouTube again, especially since the AsSense checks were just mailed out... Only a fool would bet against her binging during that break too. And all of it will have started with viewers badmouthing Octavia.

Of course she'll "take a break". She always does. It never lasts long because she's the breadwinner and Christ knows our gorl is NOT getting a real job. She's going to fail, it's not a matter of if, but when. You're right, though. She'll either blame the haydurrrrs even though we're just working with the years of evidence she's supplied us or she'll blame the program itself for whatever reason. At some point, I guarantee she'll blame Beckster. Anyone, but who is truly responsible.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Of course she'll "take a break". She always does. It never lasts long because she's the breadwinner and Christ knows our gorl is NOT getting a real job. She's going to fail, it's not a matter of if, but when. You're right, though. She'll either blame the haydurrrrs even though we're just working with the years of evidence she's supplied us or she'll blame the program itself for whatever reason. At some point, I guarantee she'll blame Beckster. Anyone, but who is truly responsible.

Because she dug her heels in and talked this stupid diet scheme up so much before ever receiving her first introductory package, my money's on a vague health issue that will arise, and a fictitious email from the singing doctor instructing her to discontinue for "private health reasons".

That way she can still admonish the haydurs for "assuming things" and shitting on her optimism. She'll contininue asserting that she DID her research, she wasn't scammed, and it would have worked, but that it just wasn't right for her right now.

Then it'll be back to Mukbangs, Torrid try-on hauls and tearful videos to rake in those pity-pats.

Because she's been such a dick about this, she's going to get criticism no matter how she decides to document her Optavia journey, but in the unlikely event she decides to be honest about it, shows herself struggling with it and her real reasons when she inevitably quits, I'd actually gain some respect for her.
But this is Amber we're talking about. I doubt she'll even give us an honest weigh-in before starting this diet.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Because she dug her heels in and talked this stupid diet scheme up so much before ever receiving her first introductory package, my money's on a vague health issue that will arise, and a fictitious email from the singing doctor instructing her to discontinue for "private health reasons".

That way she can still admonish the haydurs for "assuming things" and shitting on her optimism. She'll contininue asserting that she DID her research, she wasn't scammed, and it would have worked, but that it just wasn't right for her right now.

Then it'll be back to Mukbangs, Torrid try-on hauls and tearful videos to rake in those pity-pats.

Because she's been such a dick about this, she's going to get criticism no matter how she decides to document her Optavia journey, but in the unlikely event she decides to be honest about it, shows herself struggling with it and her real reasons when she inevitably quits, I'd actually gain some respect for her.
But this is Amber we're talking about. I doubt she'll even give us an honest weigh-in before starting this diet.

Yep, she's really backed herself into a corner with this one. This is worse than the BetterHelp shit. She's been so cunty about this to folks who have genuinely tried to be nice about warning her, woah Nelly, the wheels are coming off of the cart. We all know this because despite what she thinks, we've all seen enough that we know her. We've cracked the code, gorl.

 

[Owlflaps]

I'd love to get a peek inside Becky's head right now since she's been conspicuously absent from Amber's videos lately. The only info we've been given is that she's "waiting to see" how Optavia works for Amber before trying it herself, and that tidbit came from Big Al.

On the one hand, she might be hoping that she'll be excused from her chauffer/meal delivery duties for a bit while Amber has her month's worth of cardboard "feelings" at the ready; on the other she must be bracing herself for the raging Binge Monster tornado that is headed her way.

I wouldn't be surprised if Eric's poor sister gets three unwanted houseguests taking up residence in her home this month. Amber is going to be an absolute asshole once the hunger sets in and she truly realizes what she's stubbornly gotten herself into.

Also would have loved to have been a pincher bug on the wall when Amber pitched the Optavia idea. Having been on the front lines throughout countless of Amber's foolproof diet plans, I can only imagine the eyerolling behind the scenes in the Kentucky gaycare.
Becky's not a brainiac, but even she knows if she can wait it out for a bit Amber will inevitably shut up about the bars and shakes, and they'll be back to their fun drive-thru days and romantic date nights at the Red Lobster in no time.

I feel like you bring up a good point about Necky. Why doesn’t she just up and get a fucking job? Being a 9-5 minimum wage slave must be better than dealing with Big Al’s all day. Not to mention Necky staying away means she can’t enable AL’s disgusting binging habits.

 

[ADHD]

On the one hand, she might be hoping that she'll be excused from her chauffer/meal delivery duties for a bit while Amber has her month's worth of cardboard "feelings" at the ready; on the other she must be bracing herself for the raging Binge Monster tornado that is headed her way.

If Becky wants a break from being Amber's servant, Becky should get a job.

 

[FitBitch]

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Yeah gorl, seriously.

She made the most heinous mistake of giving Amber advice that goes against her brand new dieting outlook. So yes, seriously.

 

[Twinkie]

I mean, to be fair ALR would punish Becky if she wanted to get a job.

It would either be passive-aggressive bullshit or amberlynn straight-up telling becky "I need to be with someone who doesn't work" "Destiny cheated and met the girl at work abloo bloo muh trust issues" etc.

 

[Strine]

Becky is too spineless to get a job if Amber doesn't want her to, even though at this point Amber is basically a screaming beanbag who can't even move, and Becky could just abandon her in a vacant lot like Amber does with animals. If Becky spends much longer with Amber they'll both be too fat to work anyway - remembering that Becky has no education or training, so any job she could get would be physical. If there's a money crisis because Amber won't make videos (imagine, by the way, being unemployed with no friends or hobbies and claiming you can't film yourself for 5mins) then Becky will be at a crossroads: she can either tell Amber to do her fucking job, get a job of her own (if someone will hire a 400lb mongoloid who quit her last job to draw Naruto all day) or get on welfare.

If Necky gets a job, she'll not only be defying but also alleviating her dependency on Amber. It would be the death knell of the "relationship" since they're only together for material ends anyway, and Amber would be desperately scouring OkCupid for dimwit dykes to be her true love by letting her move into their rooms.

 

[Dokkaebi]

I didn't notice until I watched a YouTube video about it recently, has anyone noticed that hamber's knuckles are darker than a goddamn shoeshine? Not to mention the disgusting dark discoloration around her many battle scars in her constant fight against the beetus.

Edit:
I started watching AL when she was with destiny. I had watched a few mukbang videos in the past, and YouTube recommended her video "what a 500lb girl eats in a day", the one where her and destiny go to a Chinese buffet (go figure). From then I was hooked due to her sheer size. Like a car crash you can't look away from.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Daddy! Teacher says whenever a block rings out, the farms get another kiwi!

 

[Dainty600lbGorl]

According to her Ask.fm a couple weeks ago she will not be updating curvycaloriess and hasn't checked it in months.

of course she won't, wasn't it supposed to be her "weight loss" IG? She has no intention of losing weight, so no intention of using that IG. She can talk about wanting to lose the weight all she wants, but she knows and we know that her weight is also her meal ticket, and we all know how much Big Al loves that meal ticket.

 

[FitBitch]

So is she going to tell us how OPTAvia is going for her? I bet she looks like a Victoria's Secret model already

 

[Spacenerd2222]

I think it's like how Torrid makes these sexy, floral with chestpiece tents to make people like AL and Tess Holiday feel like being fat is ok. If they didn't make these tents fat people would be forced to lose weight to wear clothes or just use a bed sheet.

Not to mention it doesn't even qualify as a dress on her, just looks like a tight shirt. If her health is on the line the last thing she should be worried about is "fashion" she should be worried about not being a human garbage disposal and buying tents online

 

[Long time lurker]

If they didn't make these tents fat people would be forced to lose weight to wear clothes or just use a bed sheet.

Wut? Amber, is that you?

People aren't remaining fat because there are companies that cater to them. Companies like Torrid saw a niche that wasn't fulfilled and went for it. They are not responsible for people's weight.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Wut? Amber, is that you?

People aren't remaining fat because there are companies that cater to them. Companies like Torrid saw a niche that wasn't fulfilled and went for it. They are not responsible for people's weight.

No doubt, just like Lane Bryant and Eloquii or however the fuck it's spelled before them. Fatties are more and more prevalent. It's the ultimate first world problem. These folks are just using their capitalistic expertise and I can't be mad at them. We have evidence right here that deathfats will spend money on incredibly overpriced shit they'll never use.