Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Dainty600lbGorl]

So, I was just looking in the Optavia unboxing video thread and someone said this

I just googled optavia ingredients and happened to notice that many feelings are sweetened with maltodextrin.

That's one of those artificial sweeteners that can cause gas, bloating, cramping & diarrhea if you eat too much at a time.

God help our gorl if she tried to have an Optavia binge.

Amber said she has been feeling sick, now I know this might be a hot take, but perhaps we cracked the code.

 

[Aldora]

She isn't that sick that she can't send MBP and ZM sassy white girl messages.

 

[raritycunt]

... but not sick in any way, shape, or form due to my size, diet, and/or hygiene, haters

Other people get sick and still turn up to work gorl, show us your optavia results already.

 

[Malibougie]

Most people call out of work because they don’t feel well enough to put pants on and to leave the house. Home gorl doesn’t even have to do that to go to “work”.

She can luh-hiterally drape a taco blanket over her mass and sit, legs akimbo and vlog here and there for 5 mins at a time. I have seen people on YouTube vlog their experiences during chemo. They actually feel like shit and manage to press a record button and talk to a camera.

Unless you are in a coma, what’s up honey boo-boo? You have A LOT of topics you could talk about. Things that we would actually be interested in hearing about.

 

[Verbatim Goalz Gorl]

Gotta say, this narrative fits perfectly with Amber's habit of morphing into her girlfriend's personality. She was shy and quiet with Krystle. A screeching, hair bow-clad autist with Destiny.

Becky, however, is a horse of a different color because she struggles with depression & severe survivor's guilt over her dead nephew. Since they got together, Amber's been slowly unraveling to match Becky's rhythm. We've seen her gain weight at an unprecedented, breakneck speed. No longer getting her nails done, no longer wearing bright colors, no longer making an effort with hair bows and make up, and less screeching (thank God for that one).

Amber's chaotic childhood never gave her a safe space to develop her own personality. She's a thief at heart - stealing food when she was a kid, stealing room and board from her early girlfriends' families, and now that YouTube funds her lifestyle, she's moved onto stealing her girlfriends' souls.

After a painfully slow 2018, we've finally reached the peak of the rollercoaster and will begin Amber's fast descent downwards. The camera doesn't lie, and her repeated uploads of sit-down videos means she can't lie to us and say she's losing weight anymore. Becky's family is starting to buckle under her pressure. Becky is too depressed/chicken shit to leave and restart her career, so the two of them will continue to stagnate until they're both bedbound and the hospital will have to send a crane to get their bodies out.

I really hope they do speak to a lawyer, so that he/she can say "You can't sue anybody. You don't have a case. Thanks for coming in, that'll be $350."

Their defeated drive home from the lawyer's office will only be improved by a detour to the McDonald's drive-thru.

 

[ladyarcher]

The response videos today from ZM & MBP were legendary, smug bitch sends them a message trying to throw her weight around (And lets face it she does have quite a heavy load going on) talking shit with some added legal terms and threats with no basis like she's smart.She is delusional she thinks she can control and manipulate what others post on utube. When I watched their responses I was like"Yeah take that bitch, not so fucking smart now are ya?)

 

[literally low-key]

The sister should sue Amber for getting her into this mess to begin with.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

When I watched their responses I was like"Yeah take that bitch, not so fucking smart now are ya?)

Personally, I didn't feel that. Instead, I got that kind of bemused resignation I always feel when I'm forcibly reminded of another (pretty straightforward) concept on the List of Things People Just Don't Get.

Today, "slander" and "internet privacy" were highlighted alongside such classics as, "freedom of speech" and "safe space".

There's a certain dull satisfaction in that. I imagine it's how I'd feel if I realized the last buffalo just ended up as a burger somewhere. Ten million years of evolution and the noble, if brutal, triumphs of survival brought to an end on a gluten-free bun with a side of fries. There's a sort of nihilistic victory there.

(But Zach's little dig about AL "practicing to become a writer" was pretty gratifying, I gotta say. Mask slipped for a second there, didn't it? )

 

[CindyChafe]

The sister should sue Amber for getting her into this mess to begin with.

If you remember the classic and iconic bit of Amberlore, in the video “my dietitian blocked me”, Amber had a rare moment of clarity where she said she could lose her friends and family from the actions of her internet haydurz. I’m guessing this is the type of situation Amber has been a’feared of.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I’m guessing this is the type of situation Amber has been a’feared of.

Notably, the worst-case scenario was not that the haydurs lied to the real-life folks.

 

[FitBitch]

... but not sick in any way, shape, or form due to my size, diet, and/or hygiene, haters

"Sick" as in I failed my diet I was SO excited for you guize and now I'm trying to buy time losing weight but I'll come back fatter when I need Torrid money.

 

[497]

She's sick because she lost weight too rapidly, guys.

that's a good one but I think she didn't even start.. she's gonna say she got sick so had to wait to start optavia. she didn't want to throw up and shit out all of those good vitamins. so Becky had to fetch a subway and mcdonalds instead. either way atleast now she lost a few pounds. she always loses when she gets sick.

 

[Mister Princess]

swear to god someone is always sick in that house. Like, normally a healthy household will get sick maybe 3-5 times a year AT MOST. jesus christ imagine how much body juice and dog urine must be on the floor to warrant sickness this often.... shudders

 

[FitBitch]

swear to god someone is always sick in that house. Like, normally a healthy household will get sick maybe 3-5 times a year AT MOST. jesus christ imagine how much body juice and dog urine must be on the floor to warrant sickness this often.... shudders

"Body juice"

 

[AbraCadaver]

But she has never actually out any REAL effort into it. Even when she was living with Krystal, though that may have been the only time she was close to being serious about losing weight.

I guess I don’t understand the logic of wanting something and doing absolute shit about it. For example- “I’m really thirsty. I have a cup and water, but I’m going to just talk about how badly I want it, and about how I could die from dehydration if I don’t drink it.” I mean come on! If she was logical at all she would make a decision and do it!

Drink the water Amber!

Wanting to do something and doing absolute shit about it is the lifeblood of a certain class of people who all live in the proverbial crab bucket and think self-improvement is impossible or requires too much effort to be arsed about.

The same kind of people who would like better job prospects by going back to school, but fuck going back to school cuz it’s hard. They’d like a boyfriend who doesn’t drink all day and talk to them like shit, but fuck getting rid of the current one cuz he’s already here and sometimes he brings some money in and why bother making the effort to change now, dating is hard. They’d like to have a hobby, but actually learning it or reading about it is too much effort so let’s just watch telly instead. And anyway wotchu wanna go DOIN’ things for, you think yer so much better than the rest of us?

There’s a whole big pot of miserable people out there who have learned as they grew up to never make more than the minimum effort to get through school, get a basic job and keep the most basic home life, and everyone they know pulls everyone ELSE they know back down if anyone starts getting too good for their neighbors. The very concept of making an enormous effort for something you truly want is just alien to that way of life. Anyone who does manage to rise above and struggle free is head and shoulders above the average feel-good triumph story.

 

[PuckishRogue]

TEXT GORL

And that, I think, is why so many people dislike her. She brags about money, has no job. She's got the means and time to make herself better. There are plenty of folks who don't have the resources or they work full fucking time so they can only do the minimum, and this bitch has all the time in the world and makes good money for living in the shithole she does, or so she claims.

Like, bitch, just try. Just try! If she tried, or hell even if she just said "fuck it i wanna die by eating", I'm sure a lot fewer people would hate on her.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

is this bitch fucking dead yet

We're still working on it. It's a big project.

 

[manicpixiebasementdweller]

I’ve seen cancer patients get sick less often than AL & her orbiters.

 

[8008135]

I’ve seen cancer patients get sick less often than AL & her orbiters.

They very likely wash themselves more often.

 

[Guardsman42]

With the becky's family hate, I keep hoping an angry relative shows up to get Becky out of there, and tells Hamber if she screches they'll put her down, for good.

I don't think Hamber would actually know how to respond to a good ole Southern Boy <or girl. Either or> actually offering to shoot her if she tried to follow. It's honestly the only way I can see Becky getting better mentally, forced intervention. At this point I wouldn't even be surprised if Hamber is illegally buying shit and forcing Becky to take it.