Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[hey101]

when is the last time we saw amber walking? like legit getting up and walking...

 

[Empress of Lucite]

Then write in your fucking notebooks you stupid bitch!

 

[Strine]

I think these are song lyrics and not Amber's own wrideen because it's a coherent stanza and doesn't mention food, but gorl has been all over twitter today looking for attention. She must really be cut up about D&D's connubials.

ETA: sorry for gigantic image

 

[I liek fr0gs]

View attachment 672327 I think these are song lyrics and not Amber's own wrideen because it's a coherent stanza and doesn't mention food, but gorl has been all over twitter today looking for attention. She must really be cut up about D&D's connubials.

Yea. It's from a Hozier song.

EDIT: Hozier-Work Song

 

[brainbarf]

View attachment 672327 I think these are song lyrics and not Amber's own wrideen because it's a coherent stanza and doesn't mention food, but gorl has been all over twitter today looking for attention. She must really be cut up about D&D's connubials.

Definitely not her own words, on account on being too coherent and such, but she’s right that she’s too humongous for a conventional burial. Yet another proof she reads the Farms

 

[raritycunt]

View attachment 672327 I think these are song lyrics and not Amber's own wrideen because it's a coherent stanza and doesn't mention food, but gorl has been all over twitter today looking for attention. She must really be cut up about D&D's connubials.

ETA: sorry for gigantic image

Amber is definitely that ex that constantly tweets about missing you while simulatenously rubbing in her new relationship. Bitches be crazy.

 

[ADHD]

How long till she starts drinking to numb the pain? There's no antidepressants holding her back anymore.

 

[I liek fr0gs]

I need another drunk crying vidya. White girl drunk to be exact

 

[New & Improved Username]

The shower scenes in My 600 elbee Life are always the most fascinating part, better than the eating and the whining. If Hamber would do a shower scene I promise I would watch it on her channel so she'd get the ad $$$.

I imagine if my arms weighed 65lbs each I wouldn't do so great at washing my hair either.

 

[Clintonberg]

At this point this is the only thing that can lower her into the grave gently.

 

[London Raine]

So the ham beast doesn't give credit to the lyrics? So typical that she insinuates this as her own work.

When my time comes around
Lay me gently in the cold dark earth
No grave can hold my body down
I'll crawl home to her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPZ-zNnUQ7o

Hozier - Work Song (LYRICS)

 

[Damaged Goods]

> Check AL board
> See 3 unread pages in this thread since yesterday
> "Nice, she must have finally said/done something lulzy, she's been so boring lately!"
> Read 3 pages of hair talk

 

[Twinkie]

It's like big girls who get really good at makeup and do their nails all nice. They focus on things like that because they feel they have no control over their weight so if they focus on little things like makeup, hair, nails, they look nice. It's called something, but I can't think of it rn.

Fat logic.

Fat logic is what it's called

More 600 lb life fatty. It's fucking uncanny and it's creeping me out. Most unrealistic part is that this woman can wear jeans and actually get into a car to drive and walk more than 10 feet. She's just a taller version of AL when it comes to her weight which is why she can get around more... temporarily.
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This deathfat doesn't even look as fat and deformed as Amberlynn. She probably only weighs more because she's really tall, looks like

 

[FitBitch]

View attachment 672327 I think these are song lyrics and not Amber's own wrideen because it's a coherent stanza and doesn't mention food, but gorl has been all over twitter today looking for attention. She must really be cut up about D&D's connubials.

ETA: sorry for gigantic image

This is the kind of shit 14 year olds did on Facebook in the early 00's. It was annoying then when kids did it, Amber.

From her recent younow: "What does acting like you're 28 look like?"

Not this.

 

[EH 110]

So the ham beast doesn't give credit to the lyrics? So typical that she insinuates this as her own work.

When my time comes around
Lay me gently in the cold dark earth
No grave can hold my body down
I'll crawl home to her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPZ-zNnUQ7o

Hozier - Work Song (LYRICS)

No grave can hold her body, period. Bury her in a canyon.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

This deathfat doesn't even look as fat and deformed as Amberlynn. She probably only weighs more because she's really tall, looks like

oh yeah, definitely because she's taller. If she was smushed down some inches, she would definitely look more like our gorl.

 

[ADHD]

This is the kind of shit 14 year olds did on MySpace in the early 00's.

Fixed.

From her recent younow: "What does acting like you're 28 look like?"

Not this.

I can't wait to see what she thinks acting like she's 30 will look like. 2020 will be a great year.

 

[FitBitch]

Fixed.

I can't wait to see what she thinks acting like she's 30 will look like. 2020 will be a great year.

Pictured here: Amber in 2020.

 

[toadoftoadhall]

Pictured here: Amber in 2020.View attachment 672451

Not dainty enough. Also they should just use her massive stack of unused journals as a headstone. At least then they would get some use, instead of holding down one corner of the Fag Shanty.

 

[497]

I randomly stumbled upon this which looks like our thumb and just needed to share View attachment 672309

Maybe if our thumb actually smiled and showed some excitement, happiness, etc...and 50 or so pounds lighter.